So, ummm....can we get another award please? Me and my baby, Hillary Rodham Clinton, are getting restless over here.
*Hillary Rodham Clinton whispers into TJ's ear*
Oh, what's that baby? You have plenty of time to wait since Obama did what? Stole the nomination? Ah come on, Honey. He didn't steal it did he? What's that? Just wait 'til you're Vice President? You're going to do WHAT!?! What the d-...why are you laughing so devilishly? And why are you looking like that? Are those horns growing out of your head? OH MY GOODNESS...WHERE'D YOU GET THAT HAT FROM!?!

Honey, you're scaring me! Calm Down! Oh my goodness, please just calm down! Oh my goodness, I'm so scared!
*A wet spot appears in TJ's seat...*
*A camera zoom shows that it was just his spilled soda.*