So the death penalty answer is wrong?
A potato
What has 3 feet, but no arms?
A convict charged with death penalty can choose between 3 rooms: there is fire in the first one, armed killers in the second and extremely hungry lions that haven't eaten in 1 year in the third. Which one is the safest?
The room with the fire. It is iluminated by candlelight
The Lions, they died of starvation.
YOu make me sick
An archeologist discovers the mummified remains of two people, after carefully unwrapping them he discovers that they are Adam and Eve.......But how did he know?
They were wearing name tags?
NOPE...are you truly STOMPED.... I feel so honored....
No, I'm not truly STUMPED. He knew they were the Adam and Eve because they didn't have any navels. That's my time folks; don't forget to tip your wait staff. Good night LGM!!
I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?