Can You Solve This Riddle?

[Fenix]

Because black folks dont snitch to the police

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sjonathan02]

SJon, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.

On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.

SJon weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.

He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.

How did he manage this?

It's an old sign (the bridge "could" hold). The bridge has been repaired/fixed strengthened.

[malthumb]

SJon, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.

On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.

SJon weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.

He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.

How did he manage this?

He throws the coins to the other side, then runs like heck to get across the bridge because he knows that U13 is lurking about, looking for loose change.

By the way, thems some heavy coins!

[sjonathan02]

He throws the coins to the other side, then runs like heck to get acroos the bridge because he knows that U13 is lurking about, looking for loose change.

By the way, thems some heavy coins!

 

[malthumb]

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

They are actors.

[under13]

They are actors.

nope

It's an old sign (the bridge "could" hold). The bridge has been repaired/fixed strengthened.

He throws the coins to the other side, then runs like heck to get across the bridge because he knows that U13 is lurking about, looking for loose change.

By the way, thems some heavy coins!

nope. Remember his occupation

[sjonathan02]

nope

nope. Remember his occupation

  What, he levitated across?  Or, he levitated the coins while crossing the bridge? 

[MastahChasa]

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

He was in disguise.

[under13]

What, he levitated across?  Or, he levitated the coins while he crossing the bridge? 

getting closer

He was in disguise.

no

[sjonathan02]

I juggle the coins while crossing the bridge.

[under13]

I juggle the coins while crossing the bridge.

BINGO!

[sjonathan02]

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

The man is a surgeon.

[malthumb]

nope

Dude, wasn't that ReddGirl's riddle?  I'm sticking with my answer.  They are actors.

A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?

[sjonathan02]

Dude, wasn't that ReddGirl's riddle?  I'm sticking with my answer.  They are actors.

The man is a surgeon; the people watching are the nurse staff or other doctors in the operating room.

[under13]

Dude, wasn't that ReddGirl's riddle?  I'm sticking with my answer.  They are actors.

Actors dont (usually) really kill people

SJons answer could most definitley be correct, though its not the version I know.
The one I heard was that the Wife was sentenceed to death, and the husband's job was to administer the death penalty

[ReddGirl]

The man is a surgeon.

You have been watching too many lifetime movies. Nope

[malthumb]

Actors dont (usually) really kill people

SJons answer could most definitley be correct, though its not the version I know.
The one I heard was that the Wife was sentenceed to death, and the husband's job was to administer the death penalty

It didn't indicate whether the killing was real or virtual.  It did say that a lot of people saw it.  Typically executions are witnessed by a limited number of people.  Surgeries by even fewer.  Movies and stage plays, where a murder might be part of the plot, are viewed by millions.

[ReddGirl]

Give up?

[under13]

Give up?

So the death penalty answer is wrong?

[sjonathan02]

You have been watching too many lifetime movies. Nope

Actually, to my knowledge, this is one of, as you're suggesting, several answers to this riddle.