Can anybody explain to me why Hines Ward was the onliest person on my entire squad that decided to show up and play football?
I think I had at least two other guys that kind of remembered there was a game, but other than that, my squad was garbage this weekend.
On another note...
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...as a Detroit Lions fan, I'd like to send a shout-out to our mastermind GM Matt Millen. Matt, that awesome off-season trade of run-stopping NT Shaun Rogers was brilliant. This blockbuster trade resulted in our defense getting scorched by Michael Turner for 220 rushing yards and a couple of TDs. Oh, by the way, the backup got 93 of his own rushing yards with a TD as well. Matt, you just get better and better every day!
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