Its not Cool pt. 2

[uniquepraise]

Its not cool to have someone agree to be your wedding coordinator and they dont coordinate anything!

[vtguy84]

I can't believe that you resurrected this bad boy!

[uniquepraise]

I can't believe that you resurrected this bad boy!

Well that just aint cool lol!

[Nakia518]

Its not kool to resurrect an "Its not Kool" thread when
~The Beatuiful N toda A-K-I-A~

Is having a LOT of Not so kool moments....
So Here I go...

Its not Kool
- To poot in a car full of people on a HOT summer day, and then act like it aint you
- To drive breathe in someone's face KNOWING you aint seen a tooth brush in MONTHS
- To be on the phone with someone and NOT SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!

[bishopcole]

I can't believe that you resurrected this bad boy!

YES INDEED!!!  Bishop Cole

[csedwards2]

It's one of the call and response a cappella songs that one of our mothers sang last year when we had the "old time way" service with no choir, no instruments, and all congregational songs during Black History month.

The leader says....HELL IS A HOT PLACE
and the church says....I DON'T WANNA GO!

and on the vamp, the lead says DO YOU WANNA GO TO HELL (and the reply is HELL NO)!

When we did the play, I had to omit the vamp because the cast members could not stop breaking character and laughing during that part (and the Director and Writer couldn't either).  So, to salvage my reputation as an up and coming playwright, we 86'd the vamp all together.

who knew it really is a thing! This appeared on FB the other day, and I knew we talked about this song in the forums . Convo starts on pg8, crazy

https://www.facebook.com/disturbreality/videos/1032613146782762/

[T-Block]

Not cool to play, "Glad to be in the Service"

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AT A FUNERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO......NOT.......COOL!!!!
EBOWSHAY!!

Everything was cool, they tell me until they got to
"didn't have to let me live, didn't have to let me live". My friend said that's when everyone let loose crying and screamin',  I guess homeboy on the organ didn't like the dude in the box, huh...

I POSTED THIS SOMEWHERE ON LGM ONCE BEFORE.....BUT THIS IS APPROPRIATE HERE.....


It is so not cool for the choir to sing "Praise is What I Do" and one of the deacons get up to conduct the benevolent offering with tears in his eyes proclaiming "Thank God!  Church, one of these days I'm gonna get PAID FOR WHAT I DO".

In fact, it's so NOT COOL that I couldn't bring the choir back in when the musicians started the song back up because I was laughing too hard to direct - to the point of tears!  Yeah, the man is 70+, but he HAD to know the difference between PRAISE and PAID!

That's funny!  But not like being there.  I'm telling you I couldn't direct for literally crying laughing!  My mom, my sister, two choir members, and I were in the hallway dying.  You would have thought we were having a shout fest in the hallway!  I always keep my composure in church....but that took the cake!  When I walked back in, the musicians' eyes and faces were red...but they held out better than me.  The President got on us the following Wednesday for our conduct and the whole choir did good until someone sat in the back and hummed under their breath "paid for what i do..........for what I do" and the choir died laughing again as though it had just happened!

These posts have given me laughter for the day that I haven't had in a long time. If any of these ever happened at my church, I would've been through!!!

[T-Block]

It's not cool to get up during testimony service and yell out the phrase "Pubic hairs" while someone up testifying. I can't make this stuff up people, I can't. LMBO!!!

[berbie]

It's not cool to get up during testimony service and yell out the phrase "Pubic hairs" while someone up testifying. I can't make this stuff up people, I can't. LMBO!!!

You shucking,  T?

[T-Block]

You shucking,  T?

I kid you not. I've never seen so many people put their heads down laughing in all my church days. Now, every time he gets up to testify, we be on the edge of our seats waiting to hear what he gone say this time, lol.