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What Would Jesus Brew?
« on: October 24, 2008, 09:16:02 AM »
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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin.


So is beer now the new witnessing tool of the 21st century?
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Re: What Would Jesus Brew?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 09:20:03 AM »
WHACK!!!!!!!!

First of all, Jesus wouldn't sell it, he'd do it for free with your basic tap water. 
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Re: What Would Jesus Brew?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 09:22:24 AM »
Jesus is too refined for the likes of beer.




He does wine.

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Re: What Would Jesus Brew?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 09:24:12 AM »
Jesus is too refined for the likes of beer.




He does wine.



I was thinking that too.  It wasn't like he gave them a dark German lager at the wedding.  More like that Armand de Brignac be it that the head man approved.
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Re: What Would Jesus Brew?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 09:25:53 AM »
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Before Louis Pasteur pinpointed yeast as the culprit in the 1850s, brewers didn't know what caused fermentation, said Papazian, president of the Boulder, Colorado-based Brewers Association. So they invented one run-on word to describe the mysterious stuff at the bottom of the bottle: "Godisgood."

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Re: What Would Jesus Brew?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 09:48:53 AM »
I guess this beer is the one that's ok to knock back during devotion or offering.
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Re: What Would Jesus Brew?
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 09:58:04 AM »
WOW!!! :o  :o  :o
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