To quote a recent president
[Arkansas drawl] Ah feel yore pain [/Arkansas drawl]
Depending on which of my basses it was, I'd have a hard time "maintaining the Christian spirit". I have a couple Alembics that are worth more than some used cars.
I have a challenge EVERY Thursday night. One of our singers has a 2-yr old who EVERY rehearsal makes a bee-line for the drums. She doesn't check him. Her mother doesn't check him. The drummer is scared to check him. It's all very pleasant.
Once when somebody did block his path to the drums, he did an end-around and ran past my setup and tripped on my instrument cable, pulling my Markbass amp off the top of the speaker cabinet and down to the floor. Luckily, the cable took the brunt of the impact and sacrificed itself to protect my amp. On one hand I was irritated that mom didn't acknowledge that lil man had actually caused damage, let alone offer to reimburse me. On the other hand, it was a Monster cable, so I took it to GC and the replaced it for me, no charge.
Peace,
James