Topic: Help Me Finish My Story... (Read 1926 times)

SirTJ · « **on:** May 01, 2009, 10:15:03 AM »

Saw this game on another forum. Yall wanna play?

You can only attribute ONE line per post.

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"There once was a preacher named Reverend Hugh Morris who specialize in Humorous sermons..."

under13 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:20:34 AM »

He had a Mohawk haircut, and a wife that was 35 years younger than him.

MissMusic04 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:23:29 AM »

She only had 6 toes.

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:24:44 AM »

His oldest daughter was 20 years younger than him, which was awkward.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #4 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:32:19 AM »

After an incident that he still can't discuss without turning into a blubbering fool, they decided to leave and start a new church in South Dakota.

SirTJ · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:34:24 AM »

Speaking of awkwardness, things got really awkward for the Reverend when he preached the new church's first sermon titled "Who Do We Blame For Sin" and all of the sudden his cell-phone rang with the ringtone of Jamie Foxx's newest hit single "Blame it on the alcohol".

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:36:24 AM »

Though the congregation had no idea who was on the other end of that phone, they were shocked to see him answer, and even more shocked by what happened next.

ddw4e · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:42:05 AM »

I started playing the song on the keyboard and the praise team was singing along with me.

under13 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:44:22 AM »

The decided to flow with the spirit and serve communion early.

SirTJ · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:45:01 AM »

All of the sudden, Mother Wisdom grabbed the microphone and took the song right into "Single Ladies", complete with harmonized background vocals from the congregation and choreographed dancing from the Mime Ministry.

robdown · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:46:38 AM »

after communion, the congregation began to realize..."Hey, that wasn't grape juice!"

ddw4e · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:46:50 AM »

Then Mother Wilson's wig came off because the juice was a little "tangy".

rayjohnson83 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:53:53 AM »

And so did Deacon Frye's toupe.

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:56:49 AM »

And that's how "church or the club2" was launched on YouTube.

MissMusic04 · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:43:33 PM »

As Reverend Hugh Morris and his wife were driving home,

SirTJ · « **Reply #15 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:47:42 PM »

They ran over an armadillo, which suggests that they must've been somewhere in Alabama.

MissMusic04 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:50:18 PM »

And Reverend High Morris, being sad in his spirit, pulled over and asked God to forgive him for killing the armadillo.

SirTJ · « **Reply #17 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:56:05 PM »

As Reverend Hugh Morris prayed over the Armadillo, First Lady Morris, full of the devil, jumped in the car and took off while shouting "HAVE FUN IN THIS HICK TOWN, SUCKA!! I'M ON MY WAY TO LOS ANGELES!!"

MissMusic04 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:58:01 PM »

lololol

Reverend Hugh suddenly snapped and went back to the young Hugh Morris.

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:00:19 PM »

Quote from: SirTJ on May 01, 2009, 12:56:05 PM

As Reverend Hugh Morris prayed over the Armadillo, First Lady Morris, full of the devil, jumped in the car and took off while shouting "HAVE FUN IN THIS HICK TOWN, SUCKA!! I'M ON MY WAY TO LOS ANGELES!!"

Apparently, some young college freshman had been filling her head with delusions of grandeur, dealing with leaving Rev. Morris for a Bishop of a large denomination, who resided in West Angeles, California.

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