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Offline sistagurl

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #80 on: May 14, 2009, 04:30:48 PM »
And on that note, I'll be taking commemorative photographs, that will be for sale mounted on a solid oak plaque with your imaginary date photoshopped in, should you so desire... this is history folks, you don't want to miss your opportunity to save the moment for eternity!  49.95 + s&h of *cough* 29.95 *cough*

And while I'm at it, don't forget your rare Barack Obama commemorative coins, add them to your order for 59.95, regular 89.95.  While supplies last. *cough* We reserve the right to replace your order with GWB commemorative coins in the event of an extended back order... *cough*

Don't forget about the commemorative coins dunebug's sellin.

Person walks up to the table...

"These aren't official commemorative coins"


Dunebug...

"Weeellll, Ma'am what we have here is the very rare, very sault after, handpainted commemorative pennies, painted by barack Obama himself."  "Now if I was you, I'd purchase these pennies before they are all gone." "I'll even give you a special price of $29.95 for what I have left in this crown royal bag." "Shoot, I'll even throw the bag in for free".

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #81 on: May 14, 2009, 05:12:42 PM »

You're killin' me.  :D :D :D :D :D


Dontcha wanna come to Va with me and my wife? She's not this funny.  :D :D :D
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #82 on: May 14, 2009, 05:13:15 PM »
Don't forget about the commemorative coins dunebug's sellin.

Person walks up to the table...

"These aren't official commemorative coins"


Dunebug...

"Weeellll, Ma'am what we have here is the very rare, very sault after, handpainted commemorative pennies, painted by barack Obama himself."  "Now if I was you, I'd purchase these pennies before they are all gone." "I'll even give you a special price of $29.95 for what I have left in this crown royal bag." "Shoot, I'll even throw the bag in for free".

:D :D :D :D

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #83 on: May 14, 2009, 06:53:50 PM »
Don't forget about the commemorative coins dunebug's sellin.

Person walks up to the table...

"These aren't official commemorative coins"


Dunebug...

"Weeellll, Ma'am what we have here is the very rare, very sault after, handpainted commemorative pennies, painted by barack Obama himself."  "Now if I was you, I'd purchase these pennies before they are all gone." "I'll even give you a special price of $29.95 for what I have left in this crown royal bag." "Shoot, I'll even throw the bag in for free".


Sadly, I have a relative that would fall for a pitch like this and bring 'em over swearing up and down he had an heirloom that's going to go up in value.  Some guy sold him some "pills" that supposedly made your gas increase to 100mpg when you put one or two in the tank.   ::) ::) ::)   

I'm gonna have to keep him away from this ceremony.
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #84 on: May 14, 2009, 07:20:52 PM »
What was this awards thing all about?  I missed it.  :-\

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2009, 07:45:50 PM »
Sadly, I have a relative that would fall for a pitch like this and bring 'em over swearing up and down he had an heirloom that's going to go up in value.  Some guy sold him some "pills" that supposedly made your gas increase to 100mpg when you put one or two in the tank.   ::) ::) ::)   

I'm gonna have to keep him away from this ceremony.

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2009, 08:56:54 PM »
yea its official just got a call from my date she said she is excited about the awards we are gonna have a pre-awards party at da house and everybody's invited
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #87 on: May 14, 2009, 08:57:27 PM »
Sure, you payin'?

You ain't that funny.  ::) :D ;D
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #88 on: May 14, 2009, 09:27:52 PM »
UHHHH Who's on the VIP refreshment committee this year?! :-\ ::)
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2009, 09:16:53 AM »
All these vivid imaginations..... :D
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #90 on: May 15, 2009, 09:36:02 AM »
  The LGM Awards this year GOTS ta be bananas if there's gonna be 5+ pages talking about it before it even starts.... :D

       ...can't wait!  :)

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #91 on: May 15, 2009, 11:12:18 AM »
  The LGM Awards this year GOTS ta be bananas if there's gonna be 5+ pages talking about it before it even starts.... :D

       ...can't wait!  :)

Last year's awards page ran almost 13+ pages i believe. We didn't even finish giving out the awards before dates were being broken up and people were getting mad that the refreshments were not to their liking. Then you had the occasional weirdo in the weird suit. I think i wore a bright lime-green suit last year. ;D

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #92 on: May 15, 2009, 11:17:59 AM »
UHHHH Who's on the VIP refreshment committee this year?! :-\ ::)

I think we should hire chef Gordon Ramsey from Hell's Kitchen. Of course, we gotta tell him no cussing, this is a gospel event, LOL.
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #93 on: May 15, 2009, 11:21:13 AM »
Guess I gotta get my white gloves pressed, cause I think I may have to slap somebody at the premier...

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #94 on: May 15, 2009, 11:26:16 AM »
Last year's awards page ran almost 13+ pages i believe. We didn't even finish giving out the awards before dates were being broken up and people were getting mad that the refreshments were not to their liking. Then you had the occasional weirdo in the weird suit. I think i wore a bright lime-green suit last year. ;D

Black folk. ::)  :D

I believe I missed last year's awards because this fool ran out of gas in his car... ugh! ::) I do, however, remember seeing some nut in a lime-green suit pointing and laughing at us...I threw something at him, he shrieked and took off...

I'm trying to remember what he looked like...it's all coming back to me now...

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #95 on: May 15, 2009, 12:50:44 PM »
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #97 on: May 15, 2009, 03:08:03 PM »
I'm thinking about asking J Drew Sheard II to the awards, but he's 19.  I know that's not too far off from how old I am but still...I'm still thinking about it.  :-\

Other than that I'm still looking for a date and an outfit.

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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #98 on: May 15, 2009, 03:26:37 PM »
I'm thinking about asking J Drew Sheard II to the awards, but he's 19.  I know that's not too far off from how old I am but still...I'm still thinking about it.  :-\

Other than that I'm still looking for a date and an outfit.

He's 19 and you are 21 eh? Sound like a similar couple we've been hearing about in the news lately?  ;D

If you can't find a date i'll go with you. However we may have to dress in matching colors and i am wearing a flame red suit. :)
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Re: 4th Annual LGM Awards
« Reply #99 on: May 15, 2009, 03:54:39 PM »
I think we should hire chef Gordon Ramsey from Hell's Kitchen. Of course, we gotta tell him no cussing, this is a gospel event, LOL.


Why not get Pat and Gina Neely?  That mans ribs for errrbody.  Gordon Ramsey will be making steak tartar(raw meat) and cussing folks out because nobody's eating it.  But, we also have to make sure that Pat aint kissing all over his wife in front of folks.


I'll bring a couple of cases of this for the green room......





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