And on that note, I'll be taking commemorative photographs, that will be for sale mounted on a solid oak plaque with your imaginary date photoshopped in, should you so desire... this is history folks, you don't want to miss your opportunity to save the moment for eternity! 49.95 + s&h of *cough* 29.95 *cough*
And while I'm at it, don't forget your rare Barack Obama commemorative coins, add them to your order for 59.95, regular 89.95. While supplies last. *cough* We reserve the right to replace your order with GWB commemorative coins in the event of an extended back order... *cough*
Don't forget about the commemorative coins dunebug's sellin.
Person walks up to the table...
"These aren't official commemorative coins"
Dunebug...
"Weeellll, Ma'am what we have here is the very rare, very sault after, handpainted commemorative pennies, painted by barack Obama himself." "Now if I was you, I'd purchase these pennies before they are all gone." "I'll even give you a special price of $29.95 for what I have left in this crown royal bag." "Shoot, I'll even throw the bag in for free".