Topic: I'm an animal.... (Read 2289 times)

blessedwoman · « **on:** May 15, 2009, 08:03:16 AM »

KILLER!!

I felt so bad...I'm driving down the highway and this unstable groundhog couldn't decide whether he wanted to cross the street or not so I'm swerving trying to avoid hitting him and I thought I was safe because he decided to cross the street...at the last minute that brown sucker changed his mind and chose to commit suicide instead

He ran right into the wheel, got stuck and that was the end of his life story...yuck, I was so freaked out, I almost killed myself by swerving

*brings very sad memories about the kitten I killed by accidentally stepping on it

..I'm a murderer

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Fenix · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:15:13 AM »

Who cares? I don't. It was obviously his fault. Heck you don't even know what was going on in his life to make him take the plunge like that. He probably came home to find his wife with another groundhog. Or given the current recession he may not have found enough nuts to feed his family and couldn't bear the hungry stares of his children looking at him accusingly.

If i were you i would sleep well tonight.

Tiptip357 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:19:16 AM »

Quote from: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 08:03:16 AM

KILLER!![/[/glow]b]

I felt so bad...I'm driving down the highway and this unstable groundhog couldn't decide whether he wanted to cross the street or not so I'm swerving trying to avoid hitting him and I thought I was safe because he decided to cross the street...at the last minute that brown sucker changed his mind and chose to commit suicide instead

He ran right into the wheel, got stuck and that was the end of his life story...yuck, I was so freaked out, i almost killed myself by swerving

*brings very sad memories about the kitten I killed by accidentally stepping on it ..I'm a murderer

Hahahahahahahaha! Sis, I'm dying over here!

That has happened to me when I had to take my friend to the airport...

It was at night...I'm driving down the highway when, out of nowhere, this raccoon jumps out in the middle of the road!!! I think me and the raccoon went

"Aaaah!" at the same time...

Fam, when I hit it...I felt it under my seat! lol I freaked out, took the next exit and told my friend to check around the car to see if it was stuck underneath. (I was afraid that the raccoon might have decided to hang on until I got out, then jump out and attack me) lol

Quote from: Fenix on May 15, 2009, 08:15:13 AM

Who cares? I don't. It was obviously his fault. Heck you don't even know what was going on in his life to make him take the plunge like that. He probably came home to find his wife with another groundhog. Or given the current recession he may not have found enough nuts to feed his family and couldn't bear the hungry stares of his children looking at him accusingly.

If i were you i would sleep well tonight.

Dude....

You iz a nut!

rayjohnson83 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:26:18 AM »

Quote from: Fenix on May 15, 2009, 08:15:13 AM

Who cares? I don't. It was obviously his fault. Heck you don't even know what was going on in his life to make him take the plunge like that. He probably came home to find his wife with another groundhog. Or given the current recession he may not have found enough nuts to feed his family and couldn't bear the hungry stares of his children looking at him accusingly.

If i were you i would sleep well tonight.

WHAT HE SAID!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:27:09 AM »

OMG you stepped on a kitten??? now THAT'S sad. Bump the groundhog.

I've killed 3 animals in my lifetime (unless you count the 10 fish I killed all at once... tragic mistake). Monday night, coming home from this church my pastor had to preach at in the middle of the country (and I mean the DEEEEEEEP deep country), I made eye contact with a possum right before hitting him. I screamed so loud I woke everyone in the car up and put them in a panic. I was no more good after that. I felt so bad.

Then, when we got back to our church, I found out that my pastor (who was driving in front of us) hit him first. So, I didn't really kill him, I helped take him out of his misery.

(Oh and I finally got to see a LIVE armadillo!! I've been seeing dead ones all over Alabama, but had never seen a live one).

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:42:07 AM »

I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.

Now, deer, on the other hand......

blessedwoman · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:44:02 AM »

Quote from: LaRue1212 on May 15, 2009, 08:27:09 AM

OMG you stepped on a kitten??? now THAT'S sad. Bump the groundhog.

I've killed 3 animals in my lifetime (unless you count the 10 fish I killed all at once... tragic mistake). Monday night, coming home from this church my pastor had to preach at in the middle of the country (and I mean the DEEEEEEEP deep country), I made eye contact with a possum right before hitting him. I screamed so loud I woke everyone in the car up and put them in a panic. I was no more good after that. I felt so bad.

Then, when we got back to our church, I found out that my pastor (who was driving in front of us) hit him first. So, I didn't really kill him, I helped take him out of his misery.

(Oh and I finally got to see a LIVE armadillo!! I've been seeing dead ones all over Alabama, but had never seen a live one).

Gross an armadillo! yuck they are sooo ugly..and don't they smell?

Yes Rue, I stepped on a kitten by losing my balance

and mind you I was barefoot..yuck. I sat in total darkness the entire day. The saddest day of my life

I feel this way because I am an animal freak! I love animals so if I hurt or kill one, I'm repenting, asking for forgiveness...

BTW Fenix, you are a nut

one funny dude!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:51:12 AM »

Quote from: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 08:44:02 AM

Gross and armadillo! yuck they are sooo ugly..and don't they smell?

Yes Rue, I stepped on a kitten by losing my balance and mind you I was barefoot..yuck. I sat in total darkness the entire day. The saddest day of my life

I feel this way because I am an animal freak! I love animals so if I hurt or kill one, I'm repenting, asking for forgiveness...

BTW Fenix, you are a nut one funny dude!

Armadillos ARE pretty ugly, but I don't know if they have an odor. I've just been fascinated by them because they're so common in Alabama, but I'd never seen one in my life prior to the last month or so. We don't have them in NY or in ATL.

I don't know who to feel worse for: you or the kitten. What a sad story.

Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 08:42:07 AM

I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.

Now, deer, on the other hand......

I've been really blessed. Every time I get on the road, part of my prayer is that the Lord will keep wildlife on the sides where I can see them and out of the roads so I don't come into contact with them. He always answers that prayer when it comes to deer.

HOWEVER, I guess He doesn't think it applies to black bears. I've had my share of interaction with those. I don't swerve. I stop, reverse, make a u-turn, and find another route. LOL

blessedwoman · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:54:05 AM »

Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 08:42:07 AM

I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.

Now, deer, on the other hand......

so ruthless

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sjonathan02 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:56:37 AM »

Quote from: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 08:54:05 AM

so ruthless ..

Thank you.

Uh, Black bears, really?

$:-\$

Fenix · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:56:40 AM »

Quote from: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 08:42:07 AM

I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.

My n-i-n-j-a...

joshuag · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:57:37 AM »

animal freak, ummmm (joshua leave that alone, ok)

you should have hit the gas.... I hit a bird or two and a bird while i was on the highway came down and hit my car needless to say my car won...

Jmanley1116 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2009, 08:58:42 AM »

I agree with SJon...I am never swerving for an animal with a death wish. If it's in the middle of the street it is going to get hit...period. I have never had an encounter with a deer, thank God, even though there is a heavy population of them where I live.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:02:40 AM »

Yeah, black bears are pretty common in upper Westchester, where I used to live. I've actually seen more of them than deer (back home, I mean). The media used to always say they're not really dangerous, but that doesn't make sense to me. You swerve to avoid one, you end up in the woods, a ditch, or in the path of another car. If you hit one, it'd be like hitting another vehicle and that's pretty dangerous. If you make bodily contact with one, it could probably eat you for snack. That's pretty dangerous. $:-\$

blessedwoman · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2009, 09:23:48 AM »

Quote from: joshuag on May 15, 2009, 08:57:37 AM

animal freak, ummmm (joshua leave that alone, ok)

you should have hit the gas.... I hit a bird or two and a bird while i was on the highway came down and hit my car needless to say my car won...

Uhhh yeah Joshua...don't try to go there

I almost tear up when I see roadkill...yea, yea I know I'm a basketcase

hardheaded · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:11:06 AM »

i was on a 4 wheeler and swerved to miss a dog....never again I flipped, the 4 wheeler flipped, i even think the dog flipped i was doing about 45 so now im like Jmanley and Sjon if its in da road its road kill, I know some people that will scrap it up and make gumbo (that wasnt a joke either i know some pretty nasty country backwoods Louisiana folk)

blessedwoman · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2009, 11:12:55 AM »

Quote from: hardheaded on May 15, 2009, 11:11:06 AM

i was on a 4 wheeler and swerved to miss a dog....never again I flipped, the 4 wheeler flipped, i even think the dog flipped i was doing about 45 so now im like Jmanley and Sjon if its in da road its road kill, I know some people that will scrap it up and make gumbo (that wasnt a joke either i know some pretty nasty country backwoods Louisiana folk)

roadkill for dinner....sounds pretty disgusting