so I'll be pretty stationery during the day time. 
Glad I could make you smile... You know I'm old school Apostolic. We wear pantyhose everywhere.
LOL!!!
Ummmm....
sta⋅tion⋅er⋅y /ˈsteɪʃəˌnɛri/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [stey-shuh-ner-ee]
–noun 1. writing paper.
2. writing materials, as pens, pencils, paper, and envelopes.
sta⋅tion⋅ar⋅y /ˈsteɪʃəˌnɛri/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [stey-shuh-ner-ee] Show IPA adjective, noun, plural -ar⋅ies.
–adjective 1. standing still; not moving.
2. having a fixed position; not movable.
3. established in one place; not itinerant or migratory.
4. remaining in the same condition or state; not changing: The market price has remained stationary for a week.
YES!!!! Score one for me!