Let the 4th Annual LGM Awards Begin!

[SirTJ]

The "Bust a Gut - MALE" Category is tough for me because they all have different types of humor.  The one that's most likely to make ME bust a gut is definitely TJ because his sense of humor is so sarcastic and witty (kinda like his female nominee counterpart, Nessa).  For me, U13 would be the definite runner up, if not close tie.  Dude will say just about ANYTHING -- and it's almost always hilarious.

The People have spoken!

'Gangsta's Make The World Go 'Round' by Ice Cube starts playing as LGM's Coolest Dude walks up to the stage with his entourage to accept his reward.

"Settle down, people, settle down. I told you all that I was leaving this show with an award, and by golly I made good on my promise. First I would like to thank God who has endowed upon us the gift of laughter. I would also like to thank my parents who allowed me to freely express myself as a child thus resulting in my out-of-the-box thinking. I would also like to thank the ladies who have brought me this far...Evangelus Mary L. McCracken...Sarah Palin...Nancy Pelosi...Octo-Mom...and all others who have contributed in one way or another. My promise to LGM is that I will continue to bring the busted guts for as long as I live. If you think you've seen it all, you ain't seen nothing yet. 2009 marks the year of the most outrageous, most insane, most off-the-wall TJ that you all have ever seen! No gut is safe as I continue to push the boundaries of the internet, the boundaries of your mind, and the boundaries of your health. This hilariousness is about to run through your system like a fried egg sandwhich with glazed donuts as buns. It's bout to be on and poppin' yo!!!"

"Oh, and by the way, I found Seiko's replacement...










































































































































She's baaaaaaaaaaack!!!

[Incognegro]

First I would like to thank God who has endowed upon us the gift of laughter. I would also like to thank my parents who allowed me to freely express myself as a child thus resulting in my out-of-the-box thinking. I would also like to thank the ladies who have brought me this far...blah, blah, blah...

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[SirTJ]

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"He thinks he's sooooooooooo funny."

[sjonathan02]

The People have spoken!

Uh, yea. a recount is SO needed. 

[Incognegro]

"He thinks he's sooooooooooo funny."

Stop Hatin'!!!

[SirTJ]

Uh, yea. a recount is SO needed. 

Oh, that's fine. Let me go recount.

*Recounts*

Nope...still the same. 

[LaylaMonroe]

One of her names was Raspberry07, I can't remember the most recent one... Man, I feel like it was on the tip of my tongue...   

And I think the CO is divinemusician?


LEYLAH!!!  That's it... whew, that was gonna bug me...

Yes, that's both of them!  Thanks, Ness.   

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Teej, Jonathan, and Incog, thanks for reminding us why you three were nominated.  Y'all are so nutty.

I have another category:

"Best at Saying it with a Pic - LOUNGE (bc the drummers have some formidable contenders as well"

And the nominees are:

BFBT
U13
Incognegro
SJonathan
TJ
Kodacolor

Dang.  I'ma let y'all vote/pick.  I can't do it.  They're all pretty good.

[nessalynn77]

Yes, that's both of them!  Thanks, Ness.   

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Teej, Jonathan, and Incog, thanks for reminding us why you three were nominated.  Y'all are so nutty.

I have another category:

"Best at Saying it with a Pic - LOUNGE (bc the drummers have some formidable contenders as well"

And the nominees are:

BFBT
U13
Incognegro
SJonathan
TJ
Kodacolor

Dang.  I'ma let y'all vote/pick.  I can't do it.  They're all pretty good.

I think RJ (Incog) and U13 are neck and neck ... however... BFBT floored me in this thread with the Suge pic, lol.  And sjon's little "no" man cracks me up everytime (now available in the Barack Obama commemorative "African-American 'no' Man" LOL)

[T-Block]

I have another category:

"Best at Saying it with a Pic - LOUNGE (bc the drummers have some formidable contenders as well"

And the nominees are:

BFBT
U13
Incognegro
SJonathan
TJ
Kodacolor

Dang.  I'ma let y'all vote/pick.  I can't do it.  They're all pretty good.

My vote is for U13. Everytime I see that pic of Snoop Dogg shaking his head no, I instantly bust a gut.

[sjonathan02]

I think RJ (Incog) and U13 are neck and neck ... however... BFBT floored me in this thread with the Suge pic, lol.&nbsp; And sjon's little "no" man cracks me up everytime (now available in the Barack Obama commemorative "African-American 'no' Man" LOL)

[under13]

I think RJ (Incog) and U13 are neck and neck ... however... BFBT floored me in this thread with the Suge pic, lol.&nbsp; And sjon's little "no" man cracks me up everytime (now available in the Barack Obama commemorative "African-American 'no' Man" LOL)

Um...I'm pretty sure I created The "Soul No Man"

[nessalynn77]

Um...I'm pretty sure I created The "Soul No Man"

LOL, my bad.  That was a brilliant twist on an old favorite.

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

Hey, I'm just grateful for the nomination.  No matter who wins, we're all winners.  Thanks LGM!!!!


PLEASE, who am I kidding?  I betta walk up outta here with sumthin' tonight.  All this money I spent on this outfit and getting my Maybach serviced and detailed.  If I don't win, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.  God bless!!!!     

[kodacolor]

Um, why is Tonex singing with no shirt on?

 

*looks away*

*wants to peek, but prays anyway*

Dear Lord, please help me deny my flesh...In Jesus name I pray...amen.

*still looking away*

I'm more concerned about the spiked dog collar and leather pants he's wearing.

Woah, didn't see that 

 - 25 pts for Ton3x

*turns back around*

The Lord will always make a way of excape! 

[kodacolor]

New catagory...

Most likely to pull a "Kanye West" if they don't get an award:

BF_BT
TJ
....add on plz

[kodacolor]

Oh, I just thought of another category:

Most Likely to Go on an Unannounced Hiatus, Show Up and Post One or Two Random Threads, and Disappear for Another Few Months.

Nominees:
JoshuaG
4HG
Reddgirl
Recee
That mortician-student chick that always drives T-Block crazy... can't think of her name right now.
The Corrections Officer chick (can't think of her name, either)

I nominate Lady_E and Sister T

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

Wow, who ever would have imagined Shirley Caesar using pyrotechinics?

Go Shirley!!!!!

[recee]

Oh, I just thought of another category:

Most Likely to Go on an Unannounced Hiatus, Show Up and Post One or Two Random Threads, and Disappear for Another Few Months.

Nominees:
JoshuaG
4HG
Reddgirl
Recee
That mortician-student chick that always drives T-Block crazy... can't think of her name right now.
The Corrections Officer chick (can't think of her name, either)

LOL i Remember her lol the mortician!!!

[LaylaMonroe]

Three more categories:

"Best Contributor to the Lounge from Some Other Room (Primarily)":

Gtrdave
Beatboxerz
Freita06 (sp?)
Dude-on-drums (ok so he hasn't contributed much this year, but still... when he does, it's priceless)

and for the "HammerRock MIA Member of the Year Award"

The nominees are:
Uriah
FuriousStyles
Pastor Jeff
SisterT
Seemunny
Phatstrings
LyricTenor

and last, but not least, the "I Just Be Droppin Mad Wisdom Every Time I Open My Mouth ("open my mouth" transl: type on my keyboard)" Award:

And the nominees for this prestigious award are:
SisterCM
FuriousStyles
Nessalynn77 (or is it 79?)
Lordluvr
FMason
Gtrdave

[joshuag]

Thank you, thank you my peeps for the award. I would like to first thank God for being able to do what i do when i can do it...hehe