Nominee for "I wish i was still young enough to play ball" award goes to
Nominee for "peach can be a manly color" award goes to
Mane, if I'm gonna win an award, they should at least spell my name right!
*Shuffles to the podium, bent over with cane in tow*
I remember shooting ball on the playground with Reggie Theus and not knowing who he was at the time (true story)..... What's that? You don't remember who he is?
(sigh)
I must really deserve this award. In that case, I humbly accept. Thank you for your support, and just remember: no matter how old I get, or how much my skills diminish, I'll still have more game than you Joshua. Thank you, and good night.