*Bishop handed paper and sent back to podium*
*side note*
"Any event attendee with problems concerning nominations and winners of awards given, please submit a formal letter to the LGM Awards committee care of the address at the bottom of the page. Otherwise, all comments should be quietly made to the person seated next to you if they so care to hear your unsolicited complaints.
Thank you
The LGM Awards Committee"
*folds paper and heads exits stage right*