Let the 4th Annual LGM Awards Begin!

[kodacolor]

 

*in an announcer voice*  Ladies and gentlemen it's the moment you've all been waiting for. The Guitar Forum presents MD's own....FENIX



How was your trip?

[Loopy]

The "You Do NOT Want To Try and Go Toe to Toe With This Brotha" Award goes to...





Loopy!!!!!!!!

OMG I didn't even know I was given an award, seeing as how I was off in Rome having a heated debate/discussion with the Pope and all (that was NOT the Virgin Mary's image in that piece of toast)! Just when you think you're being overlooked I want to say "thank you" to my brotha Teej for this nomination and thank you to all of my sparring various sparring partners here on LGM. Y'all made this happen! 


Now where's brutha28. We need to talk! 

[nessalynn77]

OMG I didn't even know I was given an award, seeing as how I was off in Rome having a heated debate/discussion with the Pope and all (that was NOT the Virgin Mary's image in that piece of toast)! Just when you think you're being overlooked I want to say "thank you" to my brotha Teej for this nomination and thank you to all of my sparring various sparring partners here on LGM. Y'all made this happen! 


Now where's brutha28. We need to talk! 

LOL!!!! Classic.

[kodacolor]

*In an announcer voice while playing the instrumental version of "Look At Me" by Coko"

http://media.imeem.com/m/92Pj5FMkX2

It's not over yet folks.  That's right, there are many more awards and nominations to be given out in this very long awards show!

Nominations we've yet to decide and that have yet to be accepted are:
(add on or vote on the noms please)


Best Avatar of the Year
 - U13 "That's Racist"
 - TJ "Golden Girls wearing Aretha's hat"
 - Incognegro "Clapping Joker"
 - Brittsings87 "The really hot guy.  "

Best Visual Aid Poster  (I?m not sure if this should be thrown in with ?Best at Saying it with a Pic ? LOUNGE.  Maybe?  Maybe not?)
 - Incognegro
 - Sjon

"Best at Saying it with a Pic - LOUNGE (bc the drummers have some formidable contenders as well"

And the nominees are:

-   BFBT
-   U13 (3)
-   Incognegro (2)
-   SJonathan (2)
-   TJ
-   Kodacolor


Best MIA Member of the Year / HammerRock MIA member of the year award
-   Seemuny (2)
-   Keys410
-   Uriah
-   FuriousStyles
-   Pastor Jeff
-   SisterT
-   Phatstrings
-   LyricTenor
-   Ready2bUsed
-   


Best In Posting Chords & Notes
 - T-Block
 - ferrente
 - ddw4e
 - Val215
 - malthumb


Nominees for the "Most Misleading Thread Titles" Award:

 - 4hisglory
 - Funstrat
 - Kodacolor

Most Likely to be Offended In a Thread  
 - ubc rown 
 - brutha28

Best Alter-Ego
Incognegro
     
Most likely to Only post in controversial Theads:

A)Fingers

B)Salvador

C)Brutha28

Most Popular Thread of the Year

SirTJ ? ?Current Status Thread!?

Woman of the Year:

 - Nessa (2)

The "Female Cat fight" award nominees are:


1. Larue
2. justbecause
3. leslie (broken)

Most likely to pull a "Kanye West" if they don't get an award:

 - BF_BT
 - TJ
 - T-Block

"Best Contributor to the Lounge from Some Other Room (Primarily)":

Gtrdave
Beatboxerz
Freita06 (sp?)
Dude-on-drums (ok so he hasn't contributed much this year, but still... when he does, it's priceless)

"I Just Be Droppin Mad Wisdom Every Time I Open My Mouth ("open my mouth" transl: type on my keyboard)" Award:

And the nominees for this prestigious award are:
SisterCM
FuriousStyles
Nessalynn77 (or is it 79?)
Lordluvr
FMason
Gtrdave

The Most Sarcastic/Cynical Poster...and the nominees are..."

*Sjonathan
*Under13
*Doubles22  (GO DEUCE!!!)
*Incognegro
*themidiroom
*SirTJ

"Most Likely to Greet You When You Come Into a Chat Room"

MissMusic04

"Most Likely to Say Whatever is on Their Mind and Not Really Give a Doggone Who Likes it and Who Doesn't"

And the nominees are:

Themidiroom
T-Block
U13
BF_BT
Incognegro

I just wanna say, TJ has the best Awards Categories ever.

And for the "Most Likely to use Imagery and Adjectives that Make You Uncomfortable, Perplexed, and Sometimes a Little Dizzy"....


FENIX

Awards with no nominations yet

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Categories

*Best Avatar of the Year
*Best MIA Member of the Year
*Most Shocking Post of the Year
*Best Composer In Post
*Most Likely to Post about Themselves
*Most Spiritual
*Moderator of the Year
*Most Likely to Hi-Jack a Thread
*Most Improved Poster          
*Best Over-All Poster
*LGM Man of the Year
*LGM Woman of the Year
*LGM Drummer of the Year
*LGM Keyboardist/Organist of the Year

[SirTJ]

Most Popular Thread of the Year

SirTJ "Current Status Thread!"

Oh goodness, I got ANOTHER award?

*TJ leans over to tell Hillary that they've won another award*
















































"Well, once again, I would like to thank God who is the head of my life for making all things possible. Secondly, I would like to thank my date, Hillary Rodham Clinton for sticking beside me all the way, even while carrying the tremendous burden of...of...."

*SirTJ gets a little choked up*

"Excuse me...even while carrying the tremendous burden of being the Secretary of these United States. Thirdly, I would like to thank the Drummers from whom I blatantly stole this thread. Finally, I would like to thank all of those who were too SCURRED to start the thread cause they were SCURRED the drummers were gonna come in and let them have it. Ooooooh, but TJ wasn't scared...TJ started the thread, and even in the midst of criticism and fear, it became the most thriving and anticipated thread in the HISTORY of LGM! Every time you log on to LGM, It's the thread that you look forward to the most! While others cause your faith to waver by posting news stories and topics that you really don't care about, you're always able to look to the Current Status Thread for the relief and fun that your soul longs for! God bless the Current Status Thread and no other thread else!!!!"

[kodacolor]

Best LGM Avatar / Signature Trend

Meez - Chevonne
Your Headshot - LaRue
Custom Church Signs - ??? (I can't think of who started that)

[nessalynn77]

Oh goodness, I got ANOTHER award?

*TJ leans over to tell Hillary that they've won another award*
"Well, once again, I would like to thank God who is the head of my life for making all things possible. Secondly, I would like to thank my date, Hillary Rodham Clinton for sticking beside me all the way, even while carrying the tremendous burden of...of...."

*SirTJ gets a little choked up*

"Excuse me...even while carrying the tremendous burden of being the Secretary of these United States. Thirdly, I would like to thank the Drummers from whom I blatantly stole this thread. Finally, I would like to thank all of those who were too SCURRED to start the thread cause they were SCURRED the drummers were gonna come in and let them have it. Ooooooh, but TJ wasn't scared...TJ started the thread, and even in the midst of criticism and fear, it became the most thriving and anticipated thread in the HISTORY of LGM! Every time you log on to LGM, It's the thread that you look forward to the most! While others cause your faith to waver by posting news stories and topics that you really don't care about, you're always able to look to the Current Status Thread for the relief and fun that your soul longs for! God bless the Current Status Thread and no other thread else!!!!"

TOO funny!  Texting this to dude-on-drums... sitting back waiting for the sparks to fly, LOL! 

Speaking of Kevin Hayden aka dude-on-drums, he has GOT to win the "Doin' His Thang This Year" award.  This guy has nuptials this month (if it hasn't already gond down), a CD coming out next month, a killer endorsement with a leading name in drums and music equipment... he is DOIN' HIS THANG!  I don't know if that should be the title or hard work and dedication pay off in the end... either way, Kevy Kev has it on lock!

[chevonee]

Best LGM Avatar / Signature Trend

Meez - Chevonne
Your Headshot - LaRue
Custom Church Signs - ??? (I can't think of who started that)

Thank you!!

[joshuag]

Dude, I just had me some fresh Popeye's not too long ago, and it was soooooo good. It really hit da spot!

man some popeyes would do a brutha good at the moment !!!!!! leans over to megan fox... babe we'll be done in a few I know you want some chicken... oh, your dress is hot!!!!

[vtguy84]

Announcement:  Since it has been over a week and MysteryMan has not come to get his award, the bid for Moderator of the Year needs a re-vote

[sjonathan02]

Announcement:  Since it has been over a week and MysteryMan has not come to get his award, the bid for Moderator of the Year needs a re-vote

Then, it SHOULD go to Nessa. As it should have been in the first place.

[organplaya04]

I'm real late...to this thread...did I get anything?!probably not since I've been MIA lol

[nessalynn77]

Then, it SHOULD go to Nessa.

Aw, thanks sjon.  Boy, I'm racking them up this year, lol!  I gotta say thank you to everyone who nominated or awarded me an LGEmmy (lol!) this year.  I've really enjoyed all of the deep discussions, debates, jokes... everything.  I love my job as a mod, and I know that wouldn't be the case if we didn't have some of the best savedest people as members, lol.  I share this with my fellow mods, because we're a team, and none of us could do it alone, it is a 24-hour job-- helps to be addicted, lol, and it's cool to have a job that requires you to feed your addiction .

Woman of the year, I'll gladly share this one with LaRue, because I feel she is a very deserving co-winner.  Like Teej said, when certain people are missing it feels like there's a lag in the action, and Rue is certainly one of those.  You and many others here have that "iron sharpening iron" effect on me.  I am challenged and improved by our exchanges here.  I gotta thank MamaT as well because I have learned so much from her wisdom, and it has helped me to hopefully uplift the standard of Godly DIVAS in her absence

The above ties right into Teej's "belly full of wisdom" award, which I think I also share with many of my fellow LGMers-- those that love to seek after God above religion, tradition, and the average pew member, lol.  We are definitely blessed to be surrounded by some bible studying, God fearingladies and gentlemen, who speak out of sincerity and divine wisdom.  I am humbled to be named in that group, since I know me and live with me, and realize that I have a long way to go.  But thank God for putting wise examples in my life from the womb, it's made all the difference.

Lastly, thanks to my little bro Teej and Britt who are the most encouraging, positive, sincere young people I've had the pleasure of knowing in a long time.  It does my heart good to know that the future generation is not entirely a lost cause as other prominent examples would lead me to believe.  I'm still relatively young and have also chosen the road less travelled, it's good to see someone behind me turn off the beaten path and really go after God.

Yeah, so I really didn't think I had time to write this much, started off just a sentence or so of acknowledgement, but... there it is, LOL!

[kodacolor]

I'm real late...to this thread...did I get anything?!probably not since I've been MIA lol

I want to add organplaya04 as a nom for Best MIA Member of the Year / HammerRock MIA member of the year award

[T-Block]

Speaking of that award, we need an award for the opposite:

The "Person Who Seems To Live On LGM" Award

U13
Fenix
Nessa
T-Block
LaRue

I can't think of anyone else. Any other nominees?

[LaylaMonroe]

Speaking of that award, we need an award for the opposite:

The "Person Who Seems To Live On LGM" Award

U13
Fenix
Nessa
T-Block
LaRue

I can't think of anyone else. Any other nominees?

 

Now, if someone were to ask me who I'd suggest for this award, ONE name would come to mind first... and I can't believe you didn't name that ONE person.    As far as I'm concerned, it's a hands-down win.    But thanks for the nomination... LOL!

I would say the name but dude seems to be a little touchy with me today and I don't wanna ruffle any feathers, so I'll let you figure it out...

[Loopy]

Now, if someone were to ask me who I'd suggest for this award, ONE name would come to mind first... and I can't believe you didn't name that ONE person.    As far as I'm concerned, it's a hands-down win.    But thanks for the nomination... LOL!

I would say the name but dude seems to be a little touchy with me today and I don't wanna ruffle any feathers, so I'll let you figure it out...

***coughsjoncough***

[Incognegro]

Speaking of that award, we need an award for the opposite:

The "Person Who Seems To Live On LGM" Award

U13
Fenix
Nessa
T-Block
LaRue

I can't think of anyone else. Any other nominees?

You've GOT to be kidding me.

[Incognegro]

*In an announcer voice while playing the instrumental version of "Look At Me" by Coko"
http://media.imeem.com/m/92Pj5FMkX2

It's not over yet folks.  That's right, there are many more awards and nominations to be given out in this very long awards show!

Nominations we've yet to decide and that have yet to be accepted are:
(add on or vote on the noms please)


Best Avatar of the Year
 - U13 "That's Racist"
 - TJ "Golden Girls wearing Aretha's hat"
 - Incognegro "Clapping Joker"
 - Brittsings87 "The really hot guy.  "

Best Visual Aid Poster  (I?m not sure if this should be thrown in with ?Best at Saying it with a Pic ? LOUNGE.  Maybe?  Maybe not?)
 - Incognegro
 - Sjon

"Best at Saying it with a Pic - LOUNGE (bc the drummers have some formidable contenders as well"

And the nominees are:

-   BFBT
-   U13 (3)
-   Incognegro (2)
-   SJonathan (2)
-   TJ
-   Kodacolor


Best MIA Member of the Year / HammerRock MIA member of the year award
-   Seemuny (2)
-   Keys410
-   Uriah
-   FuriousStyles
-   Pastor Jeff
-   SisterT
-   Phatstrings
-   LyricTenor
-   Ready2bUsed
-   


Best In Posting Chords & Notes
 - T-Block
 - ferrente
 - ddw4e
 - Val215
 - malthumb


Nominees for the "Most Misleading Thread Titles" Award:

 - 4hisglory
 - Funstrat
 - Kodacolor

Most Likely to be Offended In a Thread   
 - ubc rown 
 - brutha28

Best Alter-Ego
Incognegro
     
Most likely to Only post in controversial Theads:

A)Fingers

B)Salvador

C)Brutha28

Most Popular Thread of the Year

SirTJ ? ?Current Status Thread!?

Woman of the Year:

 - Nessa (2)

The "Female Cat fight" award nominees are:


1. Larue
2. justbecause
3. leslie (broken)

Most likely to pull a "Kanye West" if they don't get an award:

 - BF_BT
 - TJ
 - T-Block

"Best Contributor to the Lounge from Some Other Room (Primarily)":

Gtrdave
Beatboxerz
Freita06 (sp?)
Dude-on-drums (ok so he hasn't contributed much this year, but still... when he does, it's priceless)

"I Just Be Droppin Mad Wisdom Every Time I Open My Mouth ("open my mouth" transl: type on my keyboard)" Award:

And the nominees for this prestigious award are:
SisterCM
FuriousStyles
Nessalynn77 (or is it 79?)
Lordluvr
FMason
Gtrdave

The Most Sarcastic/Cynical Poster...and the nominees are..."

*Sjonathan
*Under13
*Doubles22  (GO DEUCE!!!)
*Incognegro
*themidiroom
*SirTJ

"Most Likely to Greet You When You Come Into a Chat Room"

MissMusic04

"Most Likely to Say Whatever is on Their Mind and Not Really Give a Doggone Who Likes it and Who Doesn't"

And the nominees are:

Themidiroom
T-Block
U13
BF_BT
Incognegro


Awards with no nominations yet

I seem to be the only nominee in this one, but until someone seconds it I'm in limbo.

*whistling*

[nessalynn77]

Speaking of that award, we need an award for the opposite:

The "Person Who Seems To Live On LGM" Award

U13
Fenix
Nessa
T-Block
LaRue

I can't think of anyone else. Any other nominees?

Now, how am I gonna be on there, but not sjon?  This is ludicrous, lol!