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Offline B3Wannabe

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2009, 04:10:56 PM »
Quote from: under13 on August 06, 2009, 03:21:19 PM
I'd do it in a church.








not on the alter though..........



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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2009, 04:14:48 PM »
Quote from: under13 on August 06, 2009, 03:21:19 PM
I'd do it in a church.








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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2009, 07:15:08 PM »
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2009, 07:55:13 PM »
About 8-10 years ago, two teens were caught in the act at my church. We had the main sanctuary and the old former sanctuary building, they were caught in the old building. The pastor announced it during Sunday service one morning shortly after it happened, names weren't mentioned, nor was it told if they were at service during the announcement.
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #24 on: August 06, 2009, 10:32:44 PM »
Quote from: LaRue1212 on August 06, 2009, 12:16:07 PM

Hebrews 13:4 doesn't mean "anything goes between a husband and wife;" it's an instruction for married people to keep their sexual relations undefiled (honorable, sacred) and to guard their sexual relations against things that aren't pleasing to God (like adultery, sexual abuse, etc.).  Another way to look at it is: Let marriage be held in high honor and accordingly, let the marriage bed be held in high honor.

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #25 on: August 06, 2009, 10:37:15 PM »
Quote from: under13 on August 06, 2009, 03:21:19 PM
I'd do it in a church.








not on the alter though..........


I wouldn't be surprised if a Pastor and his wife did it in the Pastor's office.  That's not too bad.  It's an office.  :-\ ::)  Anywhere else by anyone else is just weird.  The deacons and their wives can't do it because they share and office.  Too much chance to get walked in on if you forget to lock the door...or interrupted if you do.

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2009, 10:55:18 PM »
All I will say is this.  DO NOT COME TO MY WEDDING.

Y'all will be waiting on me to take pictures and I will be "busy" in the same room where she got dressed, the room where I got dressed, and maybe the kitchen if the coast is clear.

One thing the photographer will NOT have to say to EITHER of us is....smile.
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2009, 01:41:28 AM »
Quote from: COGIC4REAL on August 06, 2009, 10:55:18 PM
All I will say is this.  DO NOT COME TO MY WEDDING.

Y'all will be waiting on me to take pictures and I will be "busy" in the same room where she got dressed, the room where I got dressed, and maybe the kitchen if the coast is clear.

One thing the photographer will NOT have to say to EITHER of us is....smile.

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2009, 08:39:31 AM »
Quote from: kodacolor on August 07, 2009, 01:41:28 AM
:-X

Wow...

Yea.  They say there's more to marriage than 2:17, but I haven't been married before and gave up "2:17" until I get married.  So as soon as I say "I Do" my withdrawal symptoms MUST be cured in order for everyone around me to continue having a great day....in church, at the reception hall, in the car on the way to the reception, in the bathroom at the reception hall, in the orchestra pit, under the table while everyone else is eating cake....you get the point.
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2009, 01:40:28 PM »
'We won't do it in a church,
We won't do it on a perch,
We don't do it in a lurch,
Our good names we won't besmirch...'

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2009, 01:47:36 PM »
Quote from: betnich on August 07, 2009, 01:40:28 PM
'We won't do it in a church,
We won't do it on a perch,
We don't do it in a lurch,
Our good names we won't besmirch...'

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2009, 01:56:14 PM »
This is just disrespectful....

When you are talkign about a place where you worship and praise God, where you minister to others and others come to be healed and delievered. Doing this type of act is morally wrong, some places are just forbiden places. Sacred.....


if we allow this what else will we allow.... and ifwe allow this in church i can't imagion what we allow in our homes...  :-\
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #32 on: August 07, 2009, 02:58:02 PM »
Quote from: joshuag on August 07, 2009, 01:56:14 PM
This is just disrespectful....

When you are talkign about a place where you worship and praise God, where you minister to others and others come to be healed and delievered. Doing this type of act is morally wrong, some places are just forbiden places. Sacred.....


if we allow this what else will we allow.... and ifwe allow this in church i can't imagion what we allow in our homes...  :-\

I have to cosign this. It brings a question to mind....Where is the fear? There's no way I could disrespect the santuary or any other part of the church for that matter. I couldn't  muster up enough guts to even think about it. OMG!!
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #33 on: August 07, 2009, 03:00:07 PM »
IN OUR HOMES?

OMG!  IF I was married, my whole home would be an "undefiled marriage bad" from the driveway to the little out house in the back yard.

You can't be serious.....

The key word here is MARRIED....
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #34 on: August 07, 2009, 03:11:13 PM »
Quote from: COGIC4REAL on August 07, 2009, 03:00:07 PM
IN OUR HOMES?

OMG!  IF I was married, my whole home would be an "undefiled marriage bad" from the driveway to the little out house in the back yard.

You can't be serious.....

The key word here is MARRIED....

There's nothing at all wrong with "Married" couples doing their thing however they see fit in their homes or even down to "the little out house in the back yard" as you put it.  :D (touch him Lord) :D

I believe the issue here is moral boundaries. In a church on the alter? That shows a lack of taste and respect.
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #35 on: August 07, 2009, 03:17:29 PM »
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #36 on: August 07, 2009, 03:24:52 PM »
Yeah well.  TO each his/her own.  But my wife had better NOT take her shoes off in church.  I might not have enough will power to say "you...meeet me at home...now"......
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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2009, 03:46:36 PM »
Quote from: COGIC4REAL on August 06, 2009, 10:55:18 PM
All I will say is this.  DO NOT COME TO MY WEDDING.

Y'all will be waiting on me to take pictures and I will be "busy" in the same room where she got dressed, the room where I got dressed, and maybe the kitchen if the coast is clear.

One thing the photographer will NOT have to say to EITHER of us is....smile.

All I got to say, is good luck finding a woman who will oblige. I can't imagine many self-respecting women who want to get busy in a church, let alone in a place where their great gramama and aunties are around. I can't imagine a bride who will risk getting their hair and nails messed up that they paid a king's ransom for, right before they take pictures they want to preserve for posterity. I also can't imagine a bride who isn't stressed about wedding details, guests, family members or crazy uncle Jerome who brings his own bottle of Crazy Horse for the reception who auntie Shirley still holds a grudge against. Add those things up, and it'll be hard to get into the mood.

There's a reason why you have a honeymoon, you're away from the stress of the wedding and family members to enjoy each other. She's your bride. Just because you are married, doesn't mean you can bend her over like a $2 ho in a bathroom (on her wedding day no less). If she's holding out too, I'm sure she's expecting something a little romantic for her wedding day.

That's why you have a reception. To keep everyone else occupied and entertained until you can make your getaway. Get a good band/DJ and good food, and you can make your escape early.

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2009, 04:12:29 PM »
Quote from: jivejong on August 07, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
I can't imagine a bride who will risk getting their hair and nails messed up that they paid a king's ransom for....



now that i can see....

Quote from: jivejong on August 07, 2009, 03:46:36 PM
or crazy uncle Jerome who brings his own bottle of Crazy Horse for the reception....


O SNAP!!!!


YOU KNOW ROMEY-ROME?????? he owe me some money...


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Just because you are married, doesn't mean you can bend her over like a $2 ho in a bathroom...

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Re: boredom gone to far.
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2009, 04:55:49 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on August 07, 2009, 04:12:29 PM
YOU KNOW ROMEY-ROME?????? he owe me some money...

He got you too?!
I gave him some money to get us something from MacDonalds, and he never came back.
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