Oh boy...
"Yeah, so umm... Jesus was all like 'yo man, that was whack, but das aiiight tho cuz i knew u was a sellout...' and and and Judas was like 'man whuteva I had to get dat money'... and and and Peter started wildin' out and stuff like 'HEY YO SUCKAS Y'ALL NEED TO BAAAACK UP OFFA JESUS, Y'ALL NEED TO BAAACK UP, I AIN'T PLAYIN, TEST ME AND I'M GON CUT YOU SUCKA CHUMPS'... but Jesus was like "say bruh chill, I got dis' and started doin' crip--- um i mean cross-walkin' when they was arrestin' him. Representin' Nazareth, ya kno?"