Since our usual Speaker introducer is actually the speaker tonight, I guess I'll do the honors...
"Laaaaaaaaaaaaadies and Gentlemen...."Tonight's speaker is the incomparable, intelligent, well-versed, and dearly beloved LGM diva herself,
LaRue1212 (also known as Ruetebega, Motheroo, and various other alias'). LaRue is a true scholar of the word, and currently resides in the city of MontLanta. She is a member of the Greater Kingdom Assembly where Greater life begins. The Greater Kingdom Assembly is a citadel of refuge. We invite you to lay aside every weight and bu-....
Oh, sorry.

LaRue is a very well-spoken individual who's mere presence draws excitement, whether it be in the LGM chatroom, teleconference, or any other form of fellowship. She recently beat out Mother Bernice Jenkins for the "Best Announcement Reader" award, and has been a saved sanctified holy-ghost filled warrior for God since her teenage years. She is a true prayer soldier, and is well-planted in the ministries of mercy and love towards others. The anticipation surrounding her speaking tonight should prove enough to show just how esteemed her knowledge of the word is. We have no doubt that she has a mighty word in store for us tonight, and therefore we stand in grave anticipation, ready to receive.
You do not want to miss tonight as our dear sister, LARUE, brings forth the Word of God. GGFZ, I already feel a dance coming on.