The HAVE YOU EVER game

[MissMusic04]

Well my friend was on her cell, and was like:

Friend: *feels pocket on the left side while the phone is on her right ear* "Where is my phone?"

*switches the cell to the other ear to check her right pocket* "Where is my phone?!"

ROTFLOL!!!

Have you ever fell/tripped and even though it was funny, you got mad because someone laughed?

[3rd-Day]

To prevent the "glasses thing", I always look in the mirror first! 

I had just finished putting my tie on started looking around the sink for my glasses and looked in the mirror. SMH. I get so mad at myself when that happens.

And now that I think of it I can recall one time that I was getting out of my car while on the phone and started looking for it.

[Brittsings87]

Well my friend was on her cell, and was like:

Friend: *feels pocket on the left side while the phone is on her right ear* "Where is my phone?"

*switches the cell to the other ear to check her right pocket* "Where is my phone?!"

ROFL

I'll be on the phone saying, "where is my phone", and then tell the person to hold on so I can find it, till the person on the line says, "YOU'RE ON IT"!... lol

To prevent the "glasses thing", I always look in the mirror first! 

I don't even know where my glasses are. Haven't seen them in a while! lol  

[MyVirtue]

Have you ever been in the bathroom while some creep is taking a dump.. you hear the longest release of booty air in the world and then you hear, "Oops, i'm sorry... my stomach's been hurting!"

[LaylaMonroe]

I had just finished putting my tie on started looking around the sink for my glasses and looked in the mirror. SMH. I get so mad at myself when that happens.

And now that I think of it I can recall one time that I was getting out of my car while on the phone and started looking for it.

Pardon me??

[Doubles22]

ROTFLOL!!!

Have you ever fell/tripped and even though it was funny, you got mad because someone laughed?

No.  I usually laugh along with them and try to pretend that I meant to do it.



Have you ever had a moment where you were listening to music really loud through headphones and shouted to the person next to you...not realizing you are the only one listening to the loud music?

[MissMusic04]

No.  I usually laugh along with them and try to pretend that I meant to do it.



Have you ever had a moment where you were listening to music really loud through headphones and shouted to the person next to you...not realizing you are the only one listening to the loud music?

LOL! I have. And I've also thought I was singing low, but it was very audible...


Don't have a question....just wanted to answer.

[3rd-Day]

Have you ever been in the bathroom while some creep is taking a dump.. you hear the longest release of booty air in the world and then you hear, "Oops, i'm sorry... my stomach's been hurting!"

I usually get out of dodge when the stall door slams closed, and the belt buckle drops all the way to the floor. I runs out of the place. Those are tale tell signs.


You ever take your shoes off around company thinking that your feet dont stink and to your surprise this particular time they do,  so you rush to put the shoes back on so you can quench the stench?

[MyVirtue]

I usually get out of dodge when the stall door slams closed, and the belt buckle drops all the way to the floor. I runs out of the place. Those are tale tell signs.


You ever take your shoes off around company thinking that your feet dont stink and to your surprise this particular time they do,  so you rush to put the shoes back on so you can quench the stench but it's too late because the woman of your dreams already walked past, and peeped her head in to say Hi, but quickly leaves because she smells the frito, camel saliva, boiled hot dog water stinch crawling from under your desk?

finished that ^^ for ya.... 

Have you ever sat behind someone in church and ever time they laugh or say AMEN, you get pistol whipped by their breath..  aint even got a rack of teeth in her their mouth?! GEEEEESH!!! the breath lieth in the tongue Jesus... wash it in the water of the word LORD!!!!

[kodacolor]

I usually get out of dodge when the stall door slams closed, and the belt buckle drops all the way to the floor. I runs out of the place. Those are tale tell signs.


You ever take your shoes off around company thinking that your feet dont stink and to your surprise this particular time they do,  so you rush to put the shoes back on so you can quench the stench?

Nope. 

Have you ever lost an opportunity because someone who didn't like you controlled the situation?

[3rd-Day]

Nope. 

Have you ever lost an opportunity because someone who didn't like you controlled the situation?

Yup! I call those people Haters cousins to the infamous Hurters. I had a pretty bad experience because of that, but it all worked out in the end.

You ever got to work on time feeling good ready to go only to realize that you forgot to put on Deoderant?  and then was very careful not to bust a bead of sweet throughout the whole day?

[MyVirtue]

Yup! I call those people Haters cousins to the infamous Hurters. I had a pretty bad experience because of that, but it all worked out in the end.

You ever got to work on time feeling good ready to go only to realize that you forgot to put on Deoderant?  and then was very careful not to bust a bead of sweet throughout the whole day?

HAHHAAA.. this is why i keep an entire bathroom and all it's essentials in my vehicles. LOL!!!

Have you ever got back handed by your mom... and the skinny knuckles get you soooo bad all you can do is pierce both lips together and rock back and forth!!?   MAN i sassed my mom when i was  like 7... you know how when we were kids, and we learned new words, you use the word for anything, everything and ANYONE?! well, i had just learned the word "obviously." i told mommy something about some "Well, Obvisouly..." suddenly, i felt the stinging sensation of four knuckles on my mouth... that thing hurt my teeth and scared me so bad my nose bled!!!

[Brittsings87]

No ma'am! Have you ever gave someone a makeover in your mind? Like when you see a person you think, "he/she will look so much better of they did this or that"......

[BassbyGrace]

Yup! I call those people Haters cousins to the infamous Hurters. I had a pretty bad experience because of that, but it all worked out in the end.

You ever got to work on time feeling good ready to go only to realize that you forgot to put on Deoderant?  and then was very careful not to bust a bead of sweet throughout the whole day?

Yes, but unfortunately it was a rock concert in Iraq, and that day it was 125 degrees (seriously).  I just told the group, hey, a brotha bout to be funk master flex for a while and I apologize LOL. 

Have you ever spent your tithes or offering by mistake? 

[Doubles22]

finished that ^^ for ya.... 

Have you ever sat behind someone in church and ever time they laugh or say AMEN, you get pistol whipped by their breath..  aint even got a rack of teeth in her their mouth?! GEEEEESH!!! the breath lieth in the tongue Jesus... wash it in the water of the word LORD!!!!

HOLD ON!!!  DID SHE JUST SAY "PISTOL-WHIPPED BY THEIR BREATH?"

*___________PWWAAAHAHAHAH_____________wipes eyes_____________________taps out____________*

[BassbyGrace]

^^^ I was ROLLIN at that too!    Im keepin that in the mental stash lol.

[LaylaMonroe]

Yes, but unfortunately it was a rock concert in Iraq, and that day it was 125 degrees (seriously).  I just told the group, hey, a brotha bout to be funk master flex for a while and I apologize LOL. 

Have you ever spent your tithes or offering by mistake? 

I don't think I've ever spent them by mistake, but I have spent them intentionally... pre-deliverance. LOL

Ordinarily, the first thing I do on payday or upon receiving a check is get the tithe in cash, fold it, and put it in a hidden part of my wallet. I don't think twice about it until offering time. If I spend it, it HAS TO BE on purpose. 

[MyVirtue]

Have you ever wondered if people wake up clothed and in their right mind?

[malthumb]

Now I got that groove stuck in my head! Thanks, 3rd...


Actually...it's not so bad...   *jammin*

OK then, 5 MORE points if you can name the original song and artist.

Have you ever wondered if people wake up clothed and in their right mind?

Nope.  Because I know too many people who obviously ain't [int].  There's no need to wonder.

Have you ever WALKED across an international border?  I used to do it all the time.

[Tiptip357]

OK then, 5 MORE points if you can name the original song and artist.

Chic - Good Times