The HAVE YOU EVER game

[LaylaMonroe]

LOL!!! Yep! I saw some folks make stank faces as if it was burnin their throats...funnaaaaaay!

I'll take it further...

Have you ever drank communion wine slowly because you were really thirsty?

Yep! My brother...his fault

ROFL!!! That's how I met my BFF from college. I spit hot chocolate on her in the cafeteria. LOL!!!


Yes, IRT your question. 

Have you ever had an outdoor animal get into your house (i.e. a bird, racoon, bat, squirrel)?

[chevonee]

Yes.  Badly LOL. 

Have you ever thrown the communion wine back like a shot glass? 

Yep that used to happen during every communion at my old church. Everybody used to say Ahhhhhhhh at the same time...

[MissMusic04]

ROFL!!! That's how I met my BFF from college. I spit hot chocolate on her in the cafeteria. LOL!!!


Yes, IRT your question. 

Have you ever had an outdoor animal get into your house (i.e. a bird, racoon, bat, squirrel)?

OMG YES!!! We had a dead squirrel in ours. Long story. I jumped on the kitchen table and screamed myself hoarse. Everybody was sleep and I was like 'Wake ya'll beHINDS up"! *flashbacks* AHHHHHHH!!!

Have you ever been hung up on and you called the person back JUST to hang up on them?

[MissMusic04]

OMG YES!!! We had a dead squirrel in ours. Long story. I jumped on the kitchen table and screamed myself hoarse. Everybody was sleep and I was like 'Wake ya'll beHINDS up"! *flashbacks* AHHHHHHH!!!

Have you ever been hung up on and you called the person back JUST to hang up on them?

BTW...it was done in a joking/laughing convo.

[LaylaMonroe]

OMG YES!!! We had a dead squirrel in ours. Long story. I jumped on the kitchen table and screamed myself hoarse. Everybody was sleep and I was like 'Wake ya'll beHINDS up"! *flashbacks* AHHHHHHH!!!

Have you ever been hung up on and you called the person back JUST to hang up on them?

Though I'm a little ashamed to admit it, yes, I have.    (It was many, many years ago, though.  )


Have you ever had something REALLY weird happen to you while you were ministering (in music, song, preaching, teaching, etc.)? I mean "weird" as in a bat comes and lands on your arm while you're singing the sermonic solo, and you freak out right there in front of everyone. 

Not that it's happened to me or anything... 

[Tiptip357]

OMG YES!!! We had a dead squirrel in ours. Long story. I jumped on the kitchen table and screamed myself hoarse. Everybody was sleep and I was like 'Wake ya'll beHINDS up"! *flashbacks* AHHHHHHH!!!

Have you ever been hung up on and you called the person back JUST to hang up on them?

Sho' did! Of course, not without telling them about themselves first...

That reminds me of the a time, when I was a kid, and someone would ask me to turn off the tv. My brother or cousin would beat me to it and I would get so mad that I would run up to the tv, turn it back on, then turn it back off!

Have any of yall done that?  

[BassbyGrace]

OMG YES!!! We had a dead squirrel in ours. Long story. I jumped on the kitchen table and screamed myself hoarse. Everybody was sleep and I was like 'Wake ya'll beHINDS up"! *flashbacks* AHHHHHHH!!!

Have you ever been hung up on and you called the person back JUST to hang up on them?

Yes.  My fav hang up line for anyone (esp. telemarketers) is:

Me:  Hey...you got a closet??
Them:  Yeah why?
Me:  Well hang THIS up! *CLICK*

Have you ever or known someone that beats ppl up when they laugh hard?

[Tiptip357]

Though I'm a little ashamed to admit it, yes, I have.    (It was many, many years ago, though.  )


Have you ever had something REALLY weird happen to you while you were ministering (in music, song, preaching, teaching, etc.)? I mean "weird" as in a bat comes and lands on your arm while you're singing the sermonic solo, and you freak out right there in front of everyone. 

Not that it's happened to me or anything... 

...or like a big, green, flying bug or something...

[under13]

Yes.  My fav hang up line for anyone (esp. telemarketers) is:

Me:  Hey...you got a closet??
Them:  Yeah why?
Me:  Well hang THIS up! *CLICK*

Have you ever or known someone that beats ppl up when they laugh hard?

No

Have you ever had to use one TV for sound, and the other for picture?

[MissMusic04]

Ok Rue, Tip, And BBG....ya'll got me rolling!!!

Rue-- I've had a frog hop in during a sermon and I freaked out. HORRIBLY. Does that count? 

Tip---ROTFLOL!!! Yes I have done that! Still do that sometimes when me and my brother are together and acting goofy.

BBG---Yes!!! My momma does that. She slaps my arm like 6 times when she laughs. She leans on me too!


Got my laugh in today!!

[LaylaMonroe]

...or like a big, green, flying bug or something...

It was a bat!!!!!   

No

Have you ever had to use one TV for sound, and the other for picture?

Ummm... I don't think so.  LOL!!!

Have you ever gotten all the way home from a store and realized you left your purchase at the store?

[LadyWiz]

Have you ever awaken suddenly in a state of bewilderment as to where you were?[/color][/font][/size]

Nope, but I have experienced sleep paralysis.  For those that don't know, sleep paralysis is that scary state of sleep when you're half awake & half asleep and you can't move any part of your body. You can even hear things going on around you.

A lot of times when you're in this state, you could swear that someone is in the room with you or that someone has just entered the room.  The only thing you want to do at this point, is wake up so you can move your body!  But you can't quite wake up & you try to get someone's attention in the "outside world" to wake you up & get you out of this sleep hell! 

Has this ever happened to anyone?

 

[BassbyGrace]

It was a bat!!!!!   

Ummm... I don't think so.  LOL!!!

Have you ever gotten all the way home from a store and realized you left your purchase at the store?

Yes!  I was mad cause that mug was across town!

Have you ever got in the car and left your drink on the roof, then while you goin down the street that mug fall off?? LOL

[Tiptip357]

It was a bat!!!!!   

Different story? I was thinking of your trip to Jamaica story you shared with us like last year or something...I think it was in an embarrassing moment thread...

[BassbyGrace]

Nope, but I have experienced sleep paralysis.  For those that don't know, sleep paralysis is that scary state of sleep when you're half awake & half asleep and you can't move any part of your body. You can even hear things going on around you.

A lot of times when you're in this state, you could swear that someone is in the room with you or that someone has just entered the room.  The only thing you want to do at this point, is wake up so you can move your body!  But you can't quite wake up & you try to get someone's attention in the "outside world" to wake you up & get you out of this sleep hell! 

Has this ever happened to anyone?

 

Now I know I aint crazy!  That tripped me out too.

[MissMusic04]

Nope, but I have experienced sleep paralysis.  For those that don't know, sleep paralysis is that scary state of sleep when you're half awake & half asleep and you can't move any part of your body. You can even hear things going on around you.

A lot of times when you're in this state, you could swear that someone is in the room with you or that someone has just entered the room.  The only thing you want to do at this point, is wake up so you can move your body!  But you can't quite wake up & you try to get someone's attention in the "outside world" to wake you up & get you out of this sleep hell! 

Has this ever happened to anyone?

 

Yes. And it is the freakist thing EVER. My auntie has it often and she'll tell you quick if you are laughing, "it ain't funny!"
I've woke up crying, then I'd start laughing, like "I'm Alive!!!!"

[LadyWiz]

Have you ever got in the car and left your drink on the roof, then while you goin down the street that mug fall off?? LOL

Wasn't a mug, but a bunch of bills I was about to mail off!  I set them on top of the car for some reason and drove off & they went flyin and I didn't realize it until later! 

[SirTJ]

Have you ever took a nap so hard that you woke up and thought it was the next day?

[3rd-Day]

Nope, but I have experienced sleep paralysis.  For those that don't know, sleep paralysis is that scary state of sleep when you're half awake & half asleep and you can't move any part of your body. You can even hear things going on around you.

A lot of times when you're in this state, you could swear that someone is in the room with you or that someone has just entered the room.  The only thing you want to do at this point, is wake up so you can move your body!  But you can't quite wake up & you try to get someone's attention in the "outside world" to wake you up & get you out of this sleep hell! 

Has this ever happened to anyone?

 

Yes! I hate it. Its the craziest feeling ever. You cant yell, talk, nothing. My baby momma use to get it all the time and I sometimes use to have to stay up to watch her sleep so that I can wake her up when she started having them.

[LaylaMonroe]

Different story? I was thinking of your trip to Jamaica story you shared with us like last year or something...I think it was in an embarrassing moment thread...

You mean this story:

OMG, that first story is just hilarious, dude... HILARIOUS!!!!  

My most embarassing moment was definitely this time in Jamaica.  My pastor had to preach, and he asked me to give words and do a sermonic solo.  So, I'm up there greeting the people when I saw a big, HUGE, unidentifiable bright green bug fly in the door.  Now, everyone who knows anything about me, knows that I am terrified of bugs.  ANY kind of bugs... I have an irrational, inexplicable, illogical fear of insects.... so, I'm standing up there in front of all these people, trying not to panic... my mind is jumping all over the place... can't think of a song to sing... don't even remember what I was saying... just totally consumed by this huge, green bug... I refused to take my eye off of it for one second because I needed to make sure it didn't come near me...

Anyway, I finally fell back on my "old faithful" song "Great is thy Faithfulness".  Got really into it and started feeling the Holy Ghost... closed my eyes for just a brief second and felt a little sting on my arm... it didn't hurt, it just felt like a slight pinch or something.  I looked down, and this huge thing, a little smaller than my fist, was on my arm.

Honeyyyyy, I went to hollerin up in there, shaking, jumping, crying, slapping my arm... just going nuts... in the middle of the song!  LOL!

They told me it was a bat... but heck if I've ever seen a green bat before...  

I gotta say, though, that night I was too panicked to be embarassed... but once the panic wore off...  

 


Have you ever asked a stranger to borrow something (i.e. a quarter for the payphone, their cellphone when your battery died, their umbrella to go to the car to get yours)?