The HAVE YOU EVER game

[kodacolor]

Yes and I'll never forget it.  I was drum major of my college band, and the band was slacking in practice.  I was angry because of that, it was hot, and they were wasting time.  I lined them back up and went OFF!!  Crazy thing was this.  At the conclusion of my yelling, I was like, "We're gonna do it over!  AND DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN TIL YALL GET IT RIGHT, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, YOU CAN FALL OUT NOW!!!" And right then *clunk* one of the flag girls passed out in the front line from asthma/heat exhaustion.  It was one of those moments that was very funny and kinda serious at the same time. 

Have you ever been on your cell phone and talked loud because YOU could hardly hear the OTHER person? lol

Yeah.  And I especially hate it when I'm trying to have a quiet convo and then my vocal volume goes up automatically.  Then I start thinking, "See, this is why they invented texting!"

Have you ever apologized for something and then later realized that person didn't know what happened until you apologized?  Have you ever wondered how this thread got to 22 pages?

[Fenix]

Have you ever apologized for something and then later realized that person didn't know what happened until you apologized?  Have you ever wondered how this thread got to 22 pages?

1) Yes i have apologized for stuff the other person didn't know about.

2) I have often wondered how this thread got to 22 pages. Boredom i suppose.

Have you ever wondered what the "s" in Sjon's name stands for? This one keeps me up at night.

[LaylaMonroe]

1) Yes i have apologized for stuff the other person didn't know about.

2) I have often wondered how this thread got to 22 pages. Boredom i suppose.

Have you ever wondered what the "s" in Sjon's name stands for? This one keeps me up at night.

No, can't say I've wondered.

And btw, this is my new favorite thread.


Have you ever tried to tell someone off and started stuttering and stuff... LOL

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

Have you ever wondered what the "s" in Sjon's name stands for? This one keeps me up at night.

I'm thinking it's Spelling.

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

Have you ever tried to tell someone off and started stuttering and stuff... LOL

Probably.  I know I've been so angry I lost my original train of thought and just said random crap making myself sound REAL crazy.


Have you ever worn a really nice outfit and ate very carefully making it all the way down to the very last bite without incident just to have that absolute last morsel fall off of the fork or spoon and bypass the napkin, bib, or the cloth in your lap and stain your clothes?

[LaylaMonroe]

Probably.  I know I've been so angry I lost my original train of thought and just said random crap making myself sound REAL crazy.


Have you ever worn a really nice outfit and ate very carefully making it all the way down to the very last bite without incident just to have that absolute last morsel fall off of the fork or spoon and bypass the napkin, bib, or the cloth in your lap and stain your clothes?

I don't think so. For someone as clumsy as I am, I'm surprisingly neat when it comes to dining. I'll knock 3 glasses over, spilling everything on everyone before I drop a bite of food on my clothes. LOL!

Have you ever - in your adulthood - written a letter by hand and put it in an envelope, stamped it, and mailed it?

[kodacolor]

I don't think so. For someone as clumsy as I am, I'm surprisingly neat when it comes to dining. I'll knock 3 glasses over, spilling everything on everyone before I drop a bite of food on my clothes. LOL!

Have you ever - in your adulthood - written a letter by hand and put it in an envelope, stamped it, and mailed it?

In my 3 years of being an adult...no.

Have you ever bought food from Mickey D's for the monopoly pieces?

[stix_clgi]

In my 3 years of being an adult...no.

Have you ever bought food from Mickey D's for the monopoly pieces?

LOL YESSSS!!!! Like I got a 20 pc chicken nuggets meal cuz you get 4 extra pieces plus the fries and Sweet Tea lol!!!!

Have you ever realized that you're always so serious on LGM??? I mean....I do.......

[MyVirtue]

LOL YESSSS!!!! Like I got a 20 pc chicken nuggets meal cuz you get 4 extra pieces plus the fries and Sweet Tea lol!!!!

Have you ever realized that you're always so serious on LGM??? I mean....I do.......

Too bad for you! LOL! I'm always crazy! LOL!

ok, this have you ever happened to me; and i'm sorry, but i just cant keep it to myself!
Let me set the scene.. picture this... We are in Winton, NC.. pure country; cotton picking fields too.. we went to have service with a church in our organization. They have church in an old school where the bathrooms have the nob your push IN to make the toilet flush...  Just as i'm walking in a brother i've known alllll my life says: "Dominique, can you check on Alana; she cant reach the "nob"." "Ok."  ... ... ..

HAVE.YOU.EVER been asked to check on someones  daughter at church because she's in the bathroom and cant flush the toilet? You go in, thinking you're gunna see yellow stained toilet water and a wad of tissue - which would be easy to handle/stomach. BUT you open the bathroom door; look at your surroundings; just so happens that the nob for the toilet flush is directly behind the commode... you cant help but see all the turds in the commode floating around like little children in a community pool on a hot summer's day.. in a community pool, you except to see water toys and what not (water toys in this case would be... ... ... ... TISSUE)... however, in this certain community pool with many children floating abroad, you dont see any ... ... ... T.I.S.S.U.E!!!!!!!! WITW!!! you mean to tell me, you have just freed yourself of this morning's breakfast and did not wipe!?!?!  this is a reflection on the parents.. i would like to implore, admonish and encourage all reading this post, TEACH YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO PROPERLY WIPE... you never know who is coming behind your child - and they just might post it on LGM! WIPE, FOLD, WIPE... GRAB A NEW PIECE OF TISSUE, WIPE A-GAIN.

[LaylaMonroe]

Too bad for you! LOL! I'm always crazy! LOL!

ok, this have you ever happened to me; and i'm sorry, but i just cant keep it to myself!
Let me set the scene.. picture this... We are in Winton, NC.. pure country; cotton picking fields too.. we went to have service with a church in our organization. They have church in an old school where the bathrooms have the nob your push IN to make the toilet flush...  Just as i'm walking in a brother i've known alllll my life says: "Dominique, can you check on Alana; she cant reach the "nob"." "Ok."  ... ... ..

HAVE.YOU.EVER been asked to check on someones  daughter at church because she's in the bathroom and cant flush the toilet? You go in, thinking you're gunna see yellow stained toilet water and a wad of tissue - which would be easy to handle/stomach. BUT you open the bathroom door; look at your surroundings; just so happens that the nob for the toilet flush is directly behind the commode... you cant help but see all the turds in the commode floating around like little children in a community pool on a hot summer's day.. in a community pool, you except to see water toys and what not (water toys in this case would be... ... ... ... TISSUE)... however, in this certain community pool with many children floating abroad, you dont see any ... ... ... T.I.S.S.U.E!!!!!!!! WITW!!! you mean to tell me, you have just freed yourself of this morning's breakfast and did not wipe!?!?!  this is a reflection on the parents.. i would like to implore, admonish and encourage all reading this post, TEACH YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO PROPERLY WIPE... you never know who is coming behind your child - and they just might post it on LGM! WIPE, FOLD, WIPE... GRAB A NEW PIECE OF TISSUE, WIPE A-GAIN.

So absolutely NOTHING else happened in your world this weekend worth mentioning other than aNOTHER feces story?? Seriously???? 

And you see nothing weird about that?? SERIOUSLY??? 

[MyVirtue]

So absolutely NOTHING else happened in your world this weekend worth mentioning other than aNOTHER feces story?? Seriously???? 

And you see nothing weird about that?? SERIOUSLY??? 

Of course other things happened; THAT just seemed "Have you ever" worthy... but trust, that shall be me last feces, natural freedom, bowel liberating post... for a while cuz this tops everything off! 

[kodacolor]

LOL YESSSS!!!! Like I got a 20 pc chicken nuggets meal cuz you get 4 extra pieces plus the fries and Sweet Tea lol!!!!

Have you ever realized that you're always so serious on LGM??? I mean....I do.......

   I'm not always serious on LGM.

[stix_clgi]

  I'm not always serious on LGM.

LOL I was talking about myself, sorry for the ambiguous post lol!

[BigFoot_BigThumb]

Too bad for you! LOL! I'm always crazy! LOL!

ok, this have you ever happened to me; and i'm sorry, but i just cant keep it to myself!
Let me set the scene.. picture this... We are in Winton, NC.. pure country; cotton picking fields too.. we went to have service with a church in our organization. They have church in an old school where the bathrooms have the nob your push IN to make the toilet flush...  Just as i'm walking in a brother i've known alllll my life says: "Dominique, can you check on Alana; she cant reach the "nob"." "Ok."  ... ... ..

HAVE.YOU.EVER been asked to check on someones  daughter at church because she's in the bathroom and cant flush the toilet? You go in, thinking you're gunna see yellow stained toilet water and a wad of tissue - which would be easy to handle/stomach. BUT you open the bathroom door; look at your surroundings; just so happens that the nob for the toilet flush is directly behind the commode... you cant help but see all the turds in the commode floating around like little children in a community pool on a hot summer's day.. in a community pool, you except to see water toys and what not (water toys in this case would be... ... ... ... TISSUE)... however, in this certain community pool with many children floating abroad, you dont see any ... ... ... T.I.S.S.U.E!!!!!!!! WITW!!! you mean to tell me, you have just freed yourself of this morning's breakfast and did not wipe!?!?!  this is a reflection on the parents.. i would like to implore, admonish and encourage all reading this post, TEACH YOUR CHILDREN HOW TO PROPERLY WIPE... you never know who is coming behind your child - and they just might post it on LGM! WIPE, FOLD, WIPE... GRAB A NEW PIECE OF TISSUE, WIPE A-GAIN.

I hearby knight thee.......LADY BOO BOO!!!!!!!!!

[MyVirtue]

I hearby knight thee.......LADY BOO BOO!!!!!!!!!

I thanketh thee Sir Big Thumbelot!

[LaylaMonroe]

Can we make that Boo Boo Woman instead? 

Boo Boo and "Lady" just don't seem to work well together. 

 

[malthumb]

First I'll tell the story, then I'll ask the question....

First time I went to Germany, I spent about 4 or 5 months learning German (or Deutsch,as they say over there).  I pull up to a McDonald's drive-thru and order my meal in well-rehearsed Deutsch.  The voice coming back over the speaker said...."What kinda drink you want with that?"  I was crushed.

So, have you ever had someone correct you when you were speaking their language (not your first language)?

[MyVirtue]

First I'll tell the story, then I'll ask the question....

First time I went to Germany, I spent about 4 or 5 months learning German (or Deutsch,as they say over there).  I pull up to a McDonald's drive-thru and order my meal in well-rehearsed Deutsch.  The voice coming back over the speaker said...."What kinda drink you want with that?"  I was crushed.

So, have you ever had someone correct you when you were speaking their language (not your first language)?

HAHAHA... all the time!!! When i speak Korean to the Koreans, their always saying, "Youa doa gooda job, but youa say ita thisa waya!"  I take the info and run with it... and i'm sure to say things right the next time!  AND at least you had a Mickey D's... When we were in Germany, all there was was Burger King...

Me no have a question. lol

[malthumb]

Somebody's been hangin' out in the bass forum

[MyVirtue]

Somebody's been hangin' out in the bass forum

YOU AINT KNOW!!!! HAHAHA.. that was over the weekend... our DC/MD/NY LGM shed...