The HAVE YOU EVER game

[MissMusic04]

Yep.  The night before leaving Iraq. 

Have you ever seen someone you havent seen in a while like at the mall, then you see them again a few minutes later and have that "what do I say now" feeling and you give them the lil half lip grin? LOL

 
YES!

Have you ever dodged someone in the store that you didn't want to talk to?

[lordluvr]

Not that I can remember.  It's not like me to dodge anyone anyway.  I'll likely see them, speak, and tell them that I don't have time to chat at the moment.

Have you ever seen someone from behind and thought she/he was fine, and then they turned around and they were a total let-down?

[BassbyGrace]

Not that I can remember.  It's not like me to dodge anyone anyway.  I'll likely see them, speak, and tell them that I don't have time to chat at the moment.

Have you ever seen someone from behind and thought she/he was fine, and then they turned around and they were a total let-down?

Yes!  From the back she was Mary J Blige, from the front she was Scary J Flies. 

Have you ever pooted during altar call?

[nessalynn77]

Yes!  From the back she was Mary J Blige, from the front she was Scary J Flies. 

Have you ever pooted during altar call?

Heck no!  Nasty.

Have you ever wondered how seedless grapes reproduce?

[lordluvr]

Yes!  From the back she was Mary J Blige, from the front she was Scary J Flies. 

Have you ever pooted during altar call?

Heck no!  Nasty.

Have you ever wondered how seedless grapes reproduce?

I'm sure that thought has crossed my mind.

Have you ever been spit on by the person who was praying for you?

[sjonathan02]

I'm sure that thought has crossed my mind.

Have you ever been spit on by the person who was praying for you?

No, but have been knocked out by the level of badness in their breath.




Ever been so glad for someone else's joy that you couldn't express it in words.

[malthumb]

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Have you ever reached a toll booth and realized you had no cash?

Yes.  I had cash, but no singles or coins and the gate was unattended.  I pulled over to the building and went in and told the Virginia State Trooper what the problem was and she said,"The camera will just read your plate and mail you a ticket".  I told her there were two problems with that. 

1)It wasn't my vehicle.  It was an Escalade Hybrid I had borrowed from our fleet operations, so the ticket would go to them.  They have no sense of humor about these things

and

2)My bike rack was covering the license plate.

She said "well it's already snapped a picture of your front plate."

I explained that Michigan doesn't have front plates.  She said "Then today is your lucky day.  Enjoy the rest of your vacation"

Yes.. often called "Metal days" by the staff members..

O' Virtuous One, I assume you meant "Mental Days".  If not, I'm dying to know what a "Metal Day" is...  and btw....Thanks for starting this thread!

Have you ever bought a musical instrument totally on impulse?

[nessalynn77]

Yes.  I had cash, but no singles or coins and the gate was unattended.  I pulled over to the building and went in and told the Virginia State Trooper what the problem was and she said,"The camera will just read your plate and mail you a ticket".  I told her there were two problems with that. 

1)It wasn't my vehicle.  It was an Escalade Hybrid I had borrowed from our fleet operations, so the ticket would go to them.  They have no sense of humor about these things

and

2)My bike rack was covering the license plate.

She said "well it's already snapped a picture of your front plate."

I explained that Michigan doesn't have front plates.  She said "Then today is your lucky day.  Enjoy the rest of your vacation"


 
O' Virtuous One, I assume you meant "Mental Days".  If not, I'm dying to know what a "Metal Day" is...  and btw....Thanks for starting this thread!

Have you ever bought a musical instrument totally on impulse?

Yes, a keyboard.  Should've shopped and compared and saved up for what I really wanted. 

Have you ever fallen asleep while texting?  Like mid-message?

[under13]

Have you ever reached a toll booth and realized you had no cash?

Once I went in the EZ-Pass lane by mistake, I had to wait for a cop to come over and take my money. He said he could have gave me a $120 + 2 pts on my license.....

Also reminds me of when I came back from MD last week, and As  was trying to leave the toll, I couldnt.....cuz my car kept stalling, turns out I was in 3rd gear and not 1st the toll booth guy laughing at me just made it worse

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Have you ever put a customer or user on hold so you could finish posting something LGM?

[malthumb]

Ever been so glad for someone else's joy that you couldn't express it in words.

Yes, when my little sister graduated college

.... 

Have you ever fallen asleep while texting?  Like mid-message?

Email, yes.   Texting, no.  That would cause me to loose control of my car






I kid!  I kid!

Have you ever put a customer or user on hold so you could finish posting something LGM?

Naw.....But I have had guys on my staff "have a seat" while I finished a post.

Have you ever walked into a glass panel thinking it was an open doorway?

[lordluvr]

No, but have been knocked out by the level of badness in their breath.




Ever been so glad for someone else's joy that you couldn't express it in words.

Indeed I have.  Thanks, bruh.

Shoot.  I can't come up with one right now. I was on a pretty good roll.

[BassbyGrace]

Indeed I have.  Thanks, bruh.

Shoot.  I can't come up with one right now. I was on a pretty good roll.

I gotchu.

Have you ever been logging in to LGM or another forum/email and put in your info FOR LGM or another email/username and wondered why it wasnt working? LOL

[lordluvr]

I gotchu.

Have you ever been logging in to LGM or another forum/email and put in your info FOR LGM or another email/username and wondered why it wasnt working? LOL

Not yet...

Have you ever had your computer contract an embarrassing virus?  (One of my co-workers just did.  Interestingly, all of the ladies in the surrounding area are now huddled around her desk.  LOL)

[LaylaMonroe]

Not yet...

Have you ever had your computer contract an embarrassing virus?  (One of my co-workers just did.  Interestingly, all of the ladies in the surrounding area are now huddled around her desk.  LOL)

Yep. Happened to me about a month ago. I talked about it here. U13 helped.

Have you ever been so angry that you knew if you opened your mouth, you would immediately start crying?

[lordluvr]

Yep. Happened to me about a month ago. I talked about it here. U13 helped.

Have you ever been so angry that you knew if you opened your mouth, you would immediately start crying?

Crying? No. Swearing.  Yes.  And I don't swear.  I'm Mr. Euphemism, so you know I had to be angry. 

Have you ever been so angry that you literally saw red?

[BassbyGrace]

Yep. Happened to me about a month ago. I talked about it here. U13 helped.

Have you ever been so angry that you knew if you opened your mouth, you would immediately start crying?

Yes.  Im the Equal Opportunity advisor for my unit.  Well during black history month, instead of teaching a class with boring powerpoint, me and my co-rep decided to make it mandatory for everyone to attend this lunch time black history program.  We needed the training done, so that way, that would be the training, it wouldnt be boring, and hey, good food right?  Well I was the last one to show up and I see the whole unit standing in a small gaggle.  Thing was there were all kinds of exhibits and everything going on, but they just stood there (Im one of 3 blacks out of a 40 person unit).  So when the program starts, most of them are sitting there with the "Cant-wait-to-get-out-of-here" face and posture.  And the program was really good and informative.  Well as soon as the speaker was done and that portion was over, they shot up out of there, not even staying to eat or anything.  This made me so angry because they are always asking me about racial issues as it pertains to blacks and Im like, when we present opportunities, yall dont care, yet complain about why America is how it is.  I was soooooo unfuriated and my co-rep knew it.  I dared ANYONE to even think to say something about black history for the rest of the month. 

Have you ever wanted to give up on someone cause you lost hope, only for them to surprise you in their efforts?

[LaylaMonroe]

Yes.  Im the Equal Opportunity advisor for my unit.  Well during black history month, instead of teaching a class with boring powerpoint, me and my co-rep decided to make it mandatory for everyone to attend this lunch time black history program.  We needed the training done, so that way, that would be the training, it wouldnt be boring, and hey, good food right?  Well I was the last one to show up and I see the whole unit standing in a small gaggle.  Thing was there were all kinds of exhibits and everything going on, but they just stood there (Im one of 3 blacks out of a 40 person unit).  So when the program starts, most of them are sitting there with the "Cant-wait-to-get-out-of-here" face and posture.  And the program was really good and informative.  Well as soon as the speaker was done and that portion was over, they shot up out of there, not even staying to eat or anything.  This made me so angry because they are always asking me about racial issues as it pertains to blacks and Im like, when we present opportunities, yall dont care, yet complain about why America is how it is.  I was soooooo unfuriated and my co-rep knew it.  I dared ANYONE to even think to say something about black history for the rest of the month. 

Have you ever wanted to give up on someone cause you lost hope, only for them to surprise you in their efforts?

NOPE. Usually when I give up on someone, they don't surprise me. They do (or fail to do) exactly as I expected. And as a few LGMers can attest, I have VERY LITTLE TOLERANCE for foolishness. I will cut a person off in a heartbeat and not think twice.


Have you ever been so ticked off at someone that you couldn't even think straight and can't wait to tell them what's on your mind, and then when you see them or hear their voice, you're no longer mad?

[MyVirtue]

NOPE. Usually when I give up on someone, they don't surprise me. They do (or fail to do) exactly as I expected. And as a few LGMers can attest, I have VERY LITTLE TOLERANCE for foolishness. I will cut a person off in a heartbeat and not think twice.


Have you ever been so ticked off at someone that you couldn't even think straight and can't wait to tell them what's on your mind, and then when you see them or hear their voice, you're no longer mad?

HAHAHA... definitely!!! happens all the time.. and it's better that way... for THEIR sake! LOL!

Have you ever read/wrote something on LGM that kinda put you down and you cried a little?

[under13]

HAHAHA... definitely!!! happens all the time.. and it's better that way... for THEIR sake! LOL!

Have you ever read/wrote something on LGM that kinda put you down and you cried a little?

No.

Have you ever acted like you were gonna run someone over in your car because they were hanging in the street or taking too long to cross the street?

[LaylaMonroe]

HAHAHA... definitely!!! happens all the time.. and it's better that way... for THEIR sake! LOL!

Have you ever read/wrote something on LGM that kinda put you down and you cried a little?

On average, that happens to me several times a week.

Have you ever heard the phone ring (for the 30th time in a row) and just as you're about to throw it out the window, you catch the caller ID and smile?