2011 NFL Off-season News

[Arkhams Finest]

Associated Press: Eagles want a top 42 pick for Donovan McNabb.

It looks like he's really on the block.

Well, not really, considering the price that a potential suitor would have to pay for a thousand year-old veteran with battle scars to boot.

Whether or not someone actually bites, he's still 'on the block'.

...which will REALLY come back to haunt them if nobody picks him up.

[Arkhams Finest]

Pacman Jones agrees to terms with....

[sjonathan02]

Whether or not someone actually bites, he's still 'on the block'.

...which will REALLY come back to haunt them if nobody picks him up.

How so? If noone bites, McNabb does what he does normally...if for no other reason than NOBODY wants to go out lookin' like a sap in their final years as a pro. Nobody.



Let me also state that any trade to the Raiders should be avoided, at all costs, by McNabb. Heck, I'd retire first. 

[lordluvr]

How so? If noone bites, McNabb does what he does normally...if for no other reason than NOBODY wants to go out lookin' like a sap in their final years as a pro. Nobody.



Let me also state that any trade to the Raiders should be avoided, at all costs, by McNabb. Heck, I'd retire first. 

Me too!

[Gibby]

Pacman Jones agrees to terms with....

wow...i'm not a fan of pac-man because of all the off season drama he causes.  He should of stuck with wrestling...

[sjonathan02]

Pacman Jones agrees to terms with....

Good move for Detroit. Bad place for a cat like Jones.  He'll last half a season.

[Arkhams Finest]

How so? If noone bites, McNabb does what he does normally...if for no other reason than NOBODY wants to go out lookin' like a sap in their final years as a pro. Nobody.

Let me also state that any trade to the Raiders should be avoided, at all costs, by McNabb. Heck, I'd retire first. 

Main Entry: con·trar·i·an
Pronunciation: \kən-ˈtrer-ē-ən, kän-\
Function: noun
Definition: a person who takes a contrary position or attitude; examples: sjonathan02, LaRue1212

(I figure LaRue doesn't come in here so she won't see this)   

[Gibby]

Main Entry: con·trar·i·an
Pronunciation: \kən-ˈtrer-ē-ən, kän-\
Function: noun
Definition: a person who takes a contrary position or attitude; examples: sjonathan02, LaRue1212

(I figure LaRue doesn't come in here so she won't see this)   

[malthumb]

Pacman Jones agrees to terms with....

Not so fast.   Here's what the Lions are saying........

A report surfaced this morning that free agent cornerback Pacman Jones had"agreed to terms''with the Detroit Lions and would join the team next week.

However, according to a source close to the situation, the team has not reached any agreement with Jones. Another source called it "way off base.''

At the recent NFL owners meetings, Lions general manager Martin Mayhew said a Jones signing was not "imminent.''

Mayhew said the next step in the process of possibly signing Jones was a having a sit-down, face-to-face meeting with him. Mayhew said that interview hasn't even been scheduled yet.

[sjonathan02]

Main Entry: con·trar·i·an
Pronunciation: \kən-ˈtrer-ē-ən, kän-\
Function: noun
Definition: a person who takes a contrary position or attitude; examples: sjonathan02, LaRue1212

(I figure LaRue doesn't come in here so she won't see this)  

AF and ALL of his multiple counterparts before and hereafter


So, care to answer?

[Arkhams Finest]

Not so fast.   Here's what the Lions are saying........

A report surfaced this morning that free agent cornerback Pacman Jones had"agreed to terms''with the Detroit Lions and would join the team next week.

However, according to a source close to the situation, the team has not reached any agreement with Jones. Another source called it "way off base.''

At the recent NFL owners meetings, Lions general manager Martin Mayhew said a Jones signing was not "imminent.''

Mayhew said the next step in the process of possibly signing Jones was a having a sit-down, face-to-face meeting with him. Mayhew said that interview hasn't even been scheduled yet.

Thanks for the clarification.  I guess we'll have to wait and see if it pans out.

[Arkhams Finest]

AF and ALL of his multiple counterparts before and hereafter


Uh, even with all of that you haven't answered my question.

1 : to slip away
2 : to take refuge in escape or avoidance
transitive verb
 1 : to elude by dexterity or stratagem

In other words, I'm a


 

Shinobi FTW!

[Gibby]

1 : to slip away
2 : to take refuge in escape or avoidance
transitive verb
 1 : to elude by dexterity or stratagem

In other words, I'm a


 

 


Shinobi FTW!

[sjonathan02]

1 : to slip away
2 : to take refuge in escape or avoidance
transitive verb
 1 : to elude by dexterity or stratagem

In other words, I'm a


 

Shinobi FTW!

to avoid answering directly : turn aside
to avoid facing up to

In other words, you're more like

[Hasmonean1]

Good move for Detroit. Bad place for a cat like Jones.  He'll last half a season.

 

Detroit is said to have the most strip clubs per capita in the United States. 

Motown here he comes.

[Arkhams Finest]

to avoid answering directly : turn aside
to avoid facing up to

In other words, you're more like

So now I'm Tiger because I didn't answer your trap question?

I don't care what you call me!  I'm STILL not biting!!!

 

[sjonathan02]

So now I'm Tiger because I didn't answer your trap question?

Not a trap question. But, it's cool since it's clear you don't have an answer.

[malthumb]

 

Detroit is said to have the most strip clubs per capita in the United States.  

Motown here he comes.

Let's do the math.....

(Detroit x (Strip clubs + Casinos) / Common Sense) + Pacman =

[Arkhams Finest]

Latest on McNabb situation

From the article:

McNabb, who remains at his home in Arizona, is not talking about this matter. On Wednesday, however, he released a statement saying that he hoped "whichever direction the Eagles decide to go in, they do it quickly."

...if the team were to ship its franchise quarterback elsewhere, the Vikings would be his first choice, according to sources close to the situation.

[sjonathan02]

Latest on McNabb situation

From the article:

McNabb, who remains at his home in Arizona, is not talking about this matter. On Wednesday, however, he released a statement saying that he hoped "whichever direction the Eagles decide to go in, they do it quickly."

...if the team were to ship its franchise quarterback elsewhere, the Vikings would be his first choice, according to sources close to the situation.

It'd be mine, too, with all those weapons.


But, Favre'll be back...if for no other reason than he can't discipline himself enough to stay away.