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Offline lordluvr

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Woman Smacks Jesus...
« on: May 07, 2010, 01:57:56 PM »

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 02:00:38 PM »
well we know what the parents were thinking when they had him.. Wow what a name..

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 02:01:03 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 02:02:04 PM »
Woman "smacks" Jesus???

And naming your child (or naming yourself) Lord Jesus Christ? wHeRe DeY dO dAt At?
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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 02:04:24 PM »
*wonders how his DL pic looks*

























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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 02:22:46 PM »
So now I know what I'm going to name my child, if it's a boy.....................Anybody care to know?.....lol!  ;D :D

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2010, 02:24:28 PM »
So now I know what I'm going to name my child, if it's a boy.....................Anybody care to know?.....lol!  ;D :D
Ummmm....let me guess: "The Absolute Greatest Thing To Happen To Me Since My Internship"?  :D

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 02:25:44 PM »
Ummmm....let me guess: "The Absolute Greatest Thing To Happen To Me Since My Internship"?  :D

Nope.







































Paul The Apostle  :D ;D

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2010, 03:21:35 PM »
Womp, womp, woooooommmmpppp-puh!


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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 05:55:00 PM »
Smack? I'm not the smartest man in the world, but I think getting hit by a car feels a lot worse than a smack.

Womp, womp, woooooommmmpppp-puh!

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 06:34:46 PM »
Smack? I'm not the smartest man in the world, but I think getting hit by a car feels a lot worse than a smack.
Made you look, didn't it? ;D

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 06:44:47 PM »
Womp, womp, woooooommmmpppp-puh!





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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2010, 06:51:18 PM »
Womp, womp, woooooommmmpppp-puh!




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Oh snap. I missed the "puh" on the end.

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 07:32:49 PM »
Nope.

Paul The Apostle  :D ;D

Why not Paul The Apostle Ooze?    :)

*sigh* I tried.  Lol!

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 08:12:24 PM »
LOL whatever!

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2010, 09:47:22 PM »
Made you look, didn't it? ;D

I ain't gonna lie, it sure did. LOL! :D
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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 11:04:43 PM »
I ain't gonna lie, it sure did. LOL! :D

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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2010, 10:46:14 PM »
He should've used His power and cause a big hand to come right out of nowhere and smack that helfa right back. Better yet, He should have called me. I know He don't need me to fight His battles for Him, but I will come out of my hair weave and take off my earrings for Jesus Christ!

SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK!
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Re: Woman Smacks Jesus...
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2010, 07:34:59 AM »
He should've used His power and cause a big hand to come right out of nowhere and smack that helfa right back. Better yet, He should have called me. I know He don't need me to fight His battles for Him, but I will come out of my hair weave and take off my earrings for Jesus Christ!

SOMEBODY HOLD ME BACK!
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