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I once got pulled over on I-20 from Shreveport back to Grambling. I had went to buy some strings and was on the way back. I wasn't speeding (mainly because i had someone in the car with me). Passed by a LA state trooper sitting in the median not thinking about it. My friend turns around and tells me I wonder who he's after. So I look in my rear view and this fool is right on my rear bumper at highway speeds. So he follows me at 69.95mph for around 2 mins and then puts his lights on.
Roll the window down.
Cop- Can the driver step out of the car please?
* Got out of car being sure not to make threatening jestures as I didn't want to get shot on the side of the interstate.
Cop- How you doing?
Me- Umm ...... fine?
Cop- You have your license on you
-Me Yes
*Goes in car to get license being sure not to make and sudden movements as once again I don't want to get shot on the side of the interstate.
*Hand officer the license
*Officer takes license and looks at it as if he were trying break the Davinci Code
*Officer tries to make small talk and eventually says something to the effect of I pulled you over for tint. My car at the time had 20% on the side glass and none on the rear. Also I knew very well he couldn't ticket me for a LA tint law when my vehicle, tags, registration and license are from OK.
Officer - Where are you headed
Me- I'm headed back to Ruston. I'm coming back from shreveport buying some guitar strings.
Officer - You play in a band
Me- Well I play at church
Officer- Church is a good place to be.
Me (Umm Okay officer pleasant)
Officer- Why are you acting so nervous
Me- I'm just not used to being pulled over (also I don't want to get shot on the side of the interstate sir)
Officer- Well you acting nervous makes me think your hiding something. You acting nervous makes me nervous okay.
Subconsciously- With all do respect you are the one with the badge and a gat within milliseconds of your reach.
Officer- You have any guns are weapons on you. Any knifes or anything sharp that can cut me.
Me - No
Officer- Set over this way and spread your legs.
Subconscience- Okay how exactly did we end up here getting patted down on the side of the interstate.
Officer- You have any drugs, weapons or contraband in the vehicle.
Me- No
Officer- You don't have anything at all you wouldn't want me finding if I search the vehicle.
Me- No
Officer- Are you a student
Me- Yes I go to Grambling
Officer- Where's you parking permit
Me- Right there - Pointing to the parking permit swinging from my dog-on rear view mirror and the "Grambling Tigers" License plate frame that was staring him in the face.
Officer- Stay right here, I'm going to go talk to your passenger.
*Officer goes and talks to my friend I guess to confirm the story and comes back
Officer- Do you have any outstanding warrants
Me- No
Officer- Have you ever been incarcerated
Me- No
Officer- Do you have a criminal record
Me- No
Officer- Have you ever been to court for anything
Me- No
*Officer stand still holding license pondering. By this time a second LA state trooper had pulled over and backed his car in front of mine.
Officer- Well I tell you what, I'm going to run your license and if everything comes back clean I will let you go.
Me- Ok
Officer- Yeah I need to run a license number M 0 ..... a bunch of cop lingo
.............. Jepordy theme music plays....................
*About 15min after no response from the radio
Officer- Well I'm going to go ahead and let you go and be careful pulling back into traffic
Me- Ok thanks (KICK ROCKS)
