1. Never showing up to do your job, but on the rare occasion you do show up you're welcomed right in to play, sing, or whatever.
2. No adequate knowledge of the field in which you work, yet you have credentials as though you are one with expertise who has acquired some upper level education.
3. You carry a title, but do none of the tasks that the title implies (i.e. missionary)
4. You always arrive late but have never been reprimanded or fired
5. You display the most horrible attitude publicly, but have never been counseled about your behavior.
6. You are the cause of many visitors having a bad experience and never returning, but no one has ever removed you from the usher board (or whatever capacity you are in that requires 'people skills')
7. You violate the code of conduct for the organization but still operate in your position because the person in charge is your father/close relative. (well perhaps this one happens in the secular world, too)
8. You receive promotions without ever proving your qualifications or establishing a good record of performance/service in your current/prior assignment.
Just me thinking out loud...
