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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2011, 03:52:19 PM »
Awkward moment- when you rush to the restroom only to realize you're in the wrong one!!!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2011, 03:52:38 PM »
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2011, 03:52:59 PM »
Awkward moment- when you rush to the restroom only to realize you're in the wrong one!!!

I hate that

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2011, 03:55:39 PM »
The awkward moment when you nominate yourself for an LGM award, only to realize you've been stabbed in the back.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2011, 04:10:05 PM »
The awkward moment when you nominate yourself for an LGM award, only to realize you've been stabbed in the back.
LOL!  Not laughing at the victim, just the irony.  I loves the victim!

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2011, 04:14:40 PM »
The awkward moment when you laught at someone's joke until you realize it wasn't meant as a joke.

The awkward moment when you run into an old friend who you know now hates you.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2011, 04:35:48 PM »
The awkward moment when a preacher says something unBibical, and you're the only one who shouts out "AMEN".
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2011, 04:39:38 PM »
The awkward moment when a preacher says something unBibical, and you're the only one who shouts out "AMEN".

Preacher: And Noah walked across the water and sat inside the fish for 3 days!
phbrown stands and shouts: AMEN!!
Congregation *awkward silence*

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2011, 04:44:52 PM »
That awkward moment when the preacher's cell phone starts ringing in the pulpit while he's preaching, and he's fumbling trying to reach in his pocket and turn it off while still preaching. This happened at our Revival last year.

That awkward moment when the preacher manages to turn off his phone and proceed to preach the house down to the point where one of the guest preachers in the pulpit begins having a straight IGNANT baptist fit! And, as the musician positioned right beside him, you make a failed attempt to contain contain your laughter. This, too, happened at our Revival last year.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2011, 04:45:41 PM »
That awkward moment........ummmm....yeah.......#thatisall

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2011, 04:54:44 PM »
That awkward moment last night when my pastor told the congregation his nickname as a child, and I, alone uttered the loudly audible, "WHUT?"

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2011, 04:56:34 PM »
The awkward moment when your b/f or hubby whispers in your ear, and you respond with "Ewww, what's that smell?"
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2011, 05:06:02 PM »
Man, somma yawl got a mean streak

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #53 on: June 10, 2011, 05:07:37 PM »
That awkward moment last night when my pastor told the congregation his nickname as a child, and I, alone uttered the loudly audible, "WHUT?"

LOL!!!!!!!  :D

Awkward moment- When you run into someone who remembers you like you were old friends, and you cannot for the life of you remember who the person was.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2011, 05:22:15 PM »
T-block how do you come up with these things lol?

The awkward moment when the person you're dating tells you they love you and you don't feel the same way so you smile and say "Thank you."

The awkward moment when you wave at someone and they don't see you.

The awkward moment when you have a stupid touch phone and forget to lock it and it makes a random outbound call while you're singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite jam :-[


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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2011, 05:31:26 PM »
OMG B-Dub!!!!!! Yes!! When you wave and they don't see you - and everyone else sees you. :D :-[
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2011, 05:41:53 PM »


The awkward moment when you have a stupid touch phone and forget to lock it and it makes a random outbound call while you're singing at the top of your lungs to your favorite jam :-[



Or you are fussing and going clean off... my friend was fussing at her husband on a sunday morning, and she dialed me on accident, she was going smooth off, I was cracking up.  She was glad it was just me.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2011, 07:18:06 PM »
That awkward moment when you see someone attractive, then trip.

That awkward moment when youre trying to figure out which eye is actually looking at you.

That awkward moment when the pastor says "Let us pray" and your phone rings with "Very Superstitious..." (happened to me)
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 10, 2011, 07:25:04 PM »
That awkward moment when you see someone you know from years ago, but don't really feel like chit-chatting, so you sit a few tables away and go in on your fries like you don't even see her. Then when she leaves, she makes eye contact and acts like she doesn't recognize you. You do the same. And you both know you know each other but would rather not chit chat. :)
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 10, 2011, 07:38:22 PM »
The awkward moment when you've invited your friends from school too church, and as you walk to the drums to play your song you trip and fall knocking the snare into the high hat as both make a huge racket on their way down... I stilled cringe thinking about that one...
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