Topic: The "Awkward Moment" Thread (Read 43276 times)

chevonee · « **Reply #160 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:31:25 PM »

Quote from: malthumb on July 03, 2011, 08:19:13 PM

That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.

I've seen that happen before. I was terrified because it was a HUGE RAT!!!!! YIKES!!!

T-Block · « **Reply #161 on:** July 03, 2011, 11:07:15 PM »

Quote from: chevonee on July 03, 2011, 08:11:43 PM

The awkward moment when you meet your husband/wife's family for dinner and everything is going good until you taste their food. And you have to keep from spitting that crAP OuT!!!

Now see, spittin the food out would've been an awkward moment indeed, lol.

Quote from: malthumb on July 03, 2011, 08:19:13 PM

That awkward moment when you're eating at a friend's or relative's house and you see a rodent scamper under a cupboard.

Add on: and the relative's response was "we been looking for him for days."

chevonee · « **Reply #162 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:40:54 PM »

That awkward moment when you're teaching Sunday school and the word a** appears and you actually have to say that word. $:-\$

lordluvr · « **Reply #163 on:** July 05, 2011, 08:13:59 PM »

The awkward moment when you're sitting across the table from a client and a roach scampers across their paperwork...

malthumb · « **Reply #164 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:03:52 PM »

The awkward moment when the door is shutting and you realize you don't have your keys.

lordluvr · « **Reply #165 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:07:57 PM »

The awkward moment when you go in for the good night kiss and she/he extends his/her hand for the good night handshake.

catslock1 · « **Reply #166 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:25:22 PM »

Quote from: chevonee on July 05, 2011, 06:40:54 PM

That awkward moment when you're teaching Sunday school and the word a** appears and you actually have to say that word. $:-\$

Yeah...I'm the reader at my church and I really hate when that happens. Our pastor advises us to say donkey when we see the "a" word. I've always felt that if its there then there shouldn't be a problem saying it.

catslock1 · « **Reply #167 on:** July 05, 2011, 09:39:09 PM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on June 10, 2011, 05:31:26 PM

OMG B-Dub!!!!!! Yes!! When you wave and they don't see you - and everyone else sees you.

Layla , I've practiced how to turn that into a graceful hair or hat fixing gesture.

T-Block · « **Reply #168 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »

Quote from: lordluvr on July 05, 2011, 09:07:57 PM

The awkward moment when you go in for the good night kiss and she/he extends his/her hand for the good night handshake.

Man, that goes past awkward into the "heart-broken" realm, lol.

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #169 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:34:51 PM »

The awkward moment when the congregation is reading a passage of Psalms, and everyone skips "selah" except that one guy.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #170 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:46:07 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on July 05, 2011, 10:34:51 PM

The awkward moment when the congregation is reading a passage of Psalms, and everyone skips "selah" except that one guy.

#dead @ "except that one guy"

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catslock1 · « **Reply #171 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:46:59 PM »

The awkward moment when you post your comments in a quote

T-Block · « **Reply #172 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:48:51 PM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on July 05, 2011, 10:46:07 PM

#dead @ "except that one guy"

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DITTO, lol.

THE WOLFMAN · « **Reply #173 on:** July 05, 2011, 10:57:42 PM »

who was the one that said "we will skip "selah", anyway? why?

blyempowered · « **Reply #174 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:06:04 PM »

The awkward moment when someone says "the book of Revelations" and you want to correct them and yell "IT'S REVELATION!!!" LOL!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #175 on:** July 05, 2011, 11:08:11 PM »

Idk who said it, but I remember very clearly learning it at the COGIC church. The first time they ever put me on program to read a scripture, the church mother (who I really thought hated me, but she didn't) pulled me over (literally PULLED me) when she saw my name on the program and asked me what scripture I "thought" I was going to read (in other words, I'm finna change your scripture but I want to know what you thought you were gonna do).

I showed her my scripture, and surprisingly, she was okay with it. She just said, "now when you see 'selah' you just skip that part. You don't say that part okay?" And I remember I kept repeating "skip it?" "Just don't say it at all??" because I was so unsure. LOL.

chevonee · « **Reply #176 on:** July 06, 2011, 12:37:42 AM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on July 05, 2011, 11:08:11 PM

Idk who said it, but I remember very clearly learning it at the COGIC church. The first time they ever put me on program to read a scripture, the church mother (who I really thought hated me, but she didn't) pulled me over (literally PULLED me) when she saw my name on the program and asked me what scripture I "thought" I was going to read (in other words, I'm finna change your scripture but I want to know what you thought you were gonna do).

I showed her my scripture, and surprisingly, she was okay with it. She just said, "now when you see 'selah' you just skip that part. You don't say that part okay?" And I remember I kept repeating "skip it?" "Just don't say it at all??" because I was so unsure. LOL.

I would have said the following.....

Blessingss · « **Reply #177 on:** July 06, 2011, 01:29:37 AM »

Quote from: malthumb on July 05, 2011, 09:03:52 PM

The awkward moment when the door is shutting and you realize you don't have your keys.

And an awkward moment when power cut occurs and you are in a lift.

keysrme2010 · « **Reply #178 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:19:51 AM »

awkward moment when you're directing a choir and you give the wrong words and the choir messes up everyone just looks at you

chevonee · « **Reply #179 on:** July 06, 2011, 08:28:14 AM »

That awkward moment when you're giving a speech and suddenly.......you have a wardrobe malfunction. $:-\$

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