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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #180 on: July 06, 2011, 08:31:21 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:19:51 AM
awkward moment when you're directing a choir and you give the wrong words and the choir messes up everyone just looks at you

LOL! Happens to me all the time...haha!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #181 on: July 06, 2011, 08:34:37 AM »
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #182 on: July 06, 2011, 08:36:11 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!

LOL! That's happened to me too and I try to keep a straight face......LOL!!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #183 on: July 06, 2011, 08:36:50 AM »
Nah, THIS right here was hilarious. My choir director has a severe stuttering problem. We were singing "All in His Hands" (our feature song) and he was killing with his directing and we were killing in the choir too! Musicians were killing... it was just hot!

So at the end, he was directing verbally and said "I pu- pu- pu- pu- allinanana-puh" and we literally did exactly what he did before it hit us, then got these puzzled looks on our faces and everyone just started giggling and trying not to laugh. This was DURING service. :-[
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #184 on: July 06, 2011, 08:39:43 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:34:37 AM
AN Even Awkwarder (yep made that word up) when you start playing a song in Db (right key) and the soloist starts singing in Yb Maj9 and everyone looks at YOU!

Say it again- that's even awkward!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #185 on: July 06, 2011, 08:47:24 AM »
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #186 on: July 06, 2011, 08:49:55 AM »
The awkward moment when you walk into a bathroom and someone's on the toilet in plain view.

The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #187 on: July 06, 2011, 08:52:28 AM »
The awkward moment when you're ready to start service but get no sound from your instrument and after powering down, disconnecting and reconnecting everything in your signal chain noticing the bass is still corded to the handheld tuner.............and YES, service can't start because this is the Introit and the musicians can't start until you fix this foolishness. :-[  :-[
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #188 on: July 06, 2011, 08:57:56 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on July 06, 2011, 08:49:55 AM
The awkward moment when you walk into a bathroom and someone's on the toilet in plain view.

The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.

the awkward moment when both of those happen at once.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #189 on: July 06, 2011, 08:58:57 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:47:24 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................

HAHAHAHAHA, yes very awkward.


Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on July 06, 2011, 08:57:56 AM
the awkward moment when both of those happen at once.

Oh snap, lol.
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« Reply #190 on: July 06, 2011, 09:02:08 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on July 06, 2011, 08:49:55 AM

The awkward moment when you're staring at a fine girl for the longest time, then while ur "fantasizing", she makes eye contact with you.

This
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #191 on: July 06, 2011, 09:04:58 AM »
AWKWARD MOMENT: When your 5 year old tells Sis Martha that you said she's a hot mess...................
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #192 on: July 06, 2011, 09:15:45 AM »
 calmly told a guy asking me out,  'sorry,  I'm married' then turn around to finish talking to a girlfriend.  Girlfriend says "Girl,  married or not,  I'd take that fine man! " my response " with those teeth(in this case,  the lack thereof),  you wouldn't! " Awkward moment: guy is still standing well in earshot.  :-/
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« Reply #193 on: July 06, 2011, 09:23:06 AM »
Quote from: Cheetara23 on July 06, 2011, 09:15:45 AM
Awkward moment: guy is still standing well in earshot.  :-/

The guy's reaction: *crushed*
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #194 on: July 06, 2011, 09:26:08 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:47:24 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................

Ey, I don't want to be reminded of those days ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #195 on: July 06, 2011, 10:16:48 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 06, 2011, 08:47:24 AM
Awkward moment:playing a song and you forget the next part................................... .......................

I call that "Chordheizmer's Syndrome"

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #196 on: July 07, 2011, 09:42:09 AM »
That awkward moment when you're trying to talk to people and they don't understand what you're trying to say because you're kinda countrified. This happens to me all the time which is why I'm too shame to talk to city folk :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #197 on: July 07, 2011, 09:45:26 AM »
Awkward moment when you are talking to someone and you accidently spit on thier face. :o
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #198 on: July 07, 2011, 09:51:59 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on July 07, 2011, 09:45:26 AM
Awkward moment when you are talking to someone and you accidently spit on thier face. :o
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #199 on: July 07, 2011, 09:55:19 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on July 07, 2011, 09:51:59 AM
the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.
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