Topic: The "Awkward Moment" Thread (Read 43304 times)

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #240 on:** August 26, 2011, 10:53:47 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on August 26, 2011, 10:23:23 PM

that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.

BassbyGrace · « **Reply #241 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:09:51 AM »

I think I just threw up a lil bit.

That awkward moment when your daughter pets the neighbors Jack Russell Terrier and he rolls over on his back and she goes, "Daddy, what are those circles?"

phbrown · « **Reply #242 on:** August 27, 2011, 11:15:56 AM »

The awkward moment when

a lady tells you she hasn't been able to keep down any food for the last week or so but is still gaining weight ....

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #243 on:** August 27, 2011, 12:44:23 PM »

Quote from: BassbyGrace on August 27, 2011, 09:09:51 AM

I think I just threw up a lil bit.

That awkward moment when your daughter pets the neighbors Jack Russell Terrier and he rolls over on his back and she goes, "Daddy, what are those circles?"

T-Block · « **Reply #244 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:02:29 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on August 26, 2011, 10:23:23 PM

that awkward moment when you realise the 1st women's parts youve ever seen was your mom's when you helped her deliver your brother.

HAHAHAHA, very awkward and a little disturbing.

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #245 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:52:53 PM »

Quote from: phbrown on August 27, 2011, 11:15:56 AM

The awkward moment when

a lady tells you she hasn't been able to keep down any food for the last week or so but is still gaining weight ....

If that lady is your wife, there shouldn't be a problem.

phbrown · « **Reply #246 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:10:42 PM »

Quote from: sjonathan02 on August 27, 2011, 02:52:53 PM

If that lady is your wife, there shouldn't be a problem.

lol, yeah it wouldn't have but it wasn't my wife ...

pastor j sands · « **Reply #247 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:30:03 PM »

When you crack a joke that nobody gets but you..... $:-\$

T-Block · « **Reply #248 on:** August 29, 2011, 07:45:01 PM »

The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you have nothing to compliment them on back.

keysrme2010 · « **Reply #249 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:35:11 PM »

Quote from: T-Block on August 29, 2011, 07:45:01 PM

The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you have nothing to compliment them on back.

Like when someone tells you that your baby is cute and then holds thiers up (slightly) waiting for you to tell them thiers is cute...but its not so you say nothing!

LyricTenor · « **Reply #250 on:** August 30, 2011, 02:06:23 PM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on July 06, 2011, 08:36:50 AM

Nah, THIS right here was hilarious. My choir director has a severe stuttering problem. We were singing "All in His Hands" (our feature song) and he was killing with his directing and we were killing in the choir too! Musicians were killing... it was just hot!

So at the end, he was directing verbally and said "I pu- pu- pu- pu- allinanana-puh" and we literally did exactly what he did before it hit us, then got these puzzled looks on our faces and everyone just started giggling and trying not to laugh. This was DURING service.

*SLAIN*

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #251 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:32:29 PM »

Quote from: Gibby on August 03, 2011, 11:31:22 AM

Awkward Moment: When the MOM tells you to start off "High Praise" and you start off in A-flat in the J. McAllister version just for the whole praise team to look at you crazy and say "uhhhh....we meant by Paul Morton"

This happened to me, except it was "I Will Bless the Lord". The drummer and I start Byron Cage straight feelin' it, and the MOM, says she meant "Bless the Lord, O my soul (and all that is within me)" She never gets song titles right...

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #252 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:38:45 PM »

Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on July 07, 2011, 09:51:59 AM

the awkward moment of being the recipient of said spit.

The awkward moment when it lands on your lip or your tongue, and you have to decide whether to commence with the beat down or stay saved.

SirTJ · « **Reply #253 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:00:16 PM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on August 30, 2011, 04:32:29 PM

This happened to me, except it was "I Will Bless the Lord". The drummer and I start Byron Cage straight feelin' it, and the MOM, says she meant "Bless the Lord, O my soul (and all that is within me)" She never gets song titles right...

This has happened to me once. The P&W leader said to play "All the Glory Belongs To You", and I'm sitting there trying to figure out what the heck song that is. He meant "Yahweh" by Mali Music.

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #254 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:47:24 AM »

Quote from: SketchMan3 on August 30, 2011, 10:34:41 PM

XD

x_x *dead*

What exactly was he trying to say, anyway?

That awkward moment when you make an unintentional dirty double-entendre, and you can wonder if anyone caught it... but nobody says anything because they're too saved (but there are plenty of held-back smirks and saucer-sized eyes). Even more awkward when you're addressing the 13-17 year olds, because they're more likely to get it, lol.

Yeah, I was visiting an older preacher friend of mine while I was in Utah, and he was trying to ask me if I still play the drums, and all the teenage kids were a couple feet away in the kitchen. He said, "So V, do you still hit the skins?" I almost choked and all the kids who weren't even paying attention to our conversation, went silent for a second and then fell out laughing.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #255 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:59:16 AM »

Quote from: SketchMan3 on August 30, 2011, 10:34:41 PM

XD

x_x *dead*

What exactly was he trying to say, anyway?

He was trying to say "I put it all in his hands."

If you listen around 4:20 (but start at 3:45), you'll see what I mean. (For the record, we do that part much faster, and with his stutter, it was just amazingly fast and funny. LOL).


Dr. Charles G. Hayes-All iN His Hands Cosmopolitan Choir

keysrme2010 · « **Reply #256 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:25:27 AM »

Awkward moment when drummer does the intro to a song and it's nice but then he manages to fall off his stool because he got too crunk....................

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #257 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:33:33 AM »

Quote from: keysrme2010 on August 31, 2011, 10:25:27 AM

Awkward moment when drummer does the intro to a song and it's nice but then he manages to fall off his stool because he got too crunk....................

Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress. Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'. LOL

betnich · « **Reply #258 on:** August 31, 2011, 10:47:17 AM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 10:33:33 AM

Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress. Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'. LOL

You mean when they try some fancy break to impress and come in late off the downbeat?

Hate that

T-Block · « **Reply #259 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:05:04 AM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 09:47:24 AM

Yeah, I was visiting an older preacher friend of mine while I was in Utah, and he was trying to ask me if I still play the drums, and all the teenage kids were a couple feet away in the kitchen. He said, "So V, do you still hit the skins?" I almost choked and all the kids who weren't even paying attention to our conversation, went silent for a second and then fell out laughing.

*______________*

I can imagine this.

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