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Offline keysrme2010

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #260 on: August 31, 2011, 11:58:54 AM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 10:33:33 AM
Or that awkward moment when the drummer thinks he is so sick and goes into a ridiculous trick in the middle of a song that would've been pretty tight had he not gotten off beat and started to sound like a car accident in progress.  Awkward for the choir, director, other musicians, but not for that drummer, no he still looks like he's over there killin'.  LOL

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #261 on: August 31, 2011, 02:30:22 PM »
I don't know if this was mentioned, but this makes me laugh...

The awkward moment when some holds the door for you from a distance away, and you do that awkward, pretend run.

*someone holds door*

You: "Oh!" *smile*   *run 3 steps, then speed walk the rest of the way*

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #262 on: August 31, 2011, 02:35:52 PM »

The awkward moment when you walk in on a conversation at the wrooooonnnngggg time...
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #263 on: August 31, 2011, 02:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Tiptip357 on August 31, 2011, 02:30:22 PM
I don't know if this was mentioned, but this makes me laugh...

The awkward moment when some holds the door for you from a distance away, and you do that awkward, pretend run.

*someone holds door*

You: "Oh!" *smile*   *run 3 steps, then speed walk the rest of the way*

 :D :D :D
LOL!!!!  Then they say, "You don't have to run!"  LOL! 
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #264 on: August 31, 2011, 02:48:56 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on August 31, 2011, 02:42:06 PM
LOL!!!!  Then they say, "You don't have to run!"  LOL!

LOL!

I just wonder if there was ever a time when someone tripped and fell while doing the awkward run...
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #265 on: August 31, 2011, 02:52:33 PM »
Quote from: Tiptip357 on August 31, 2011, 02:48:56 PM
LOL!

I just wonder if there was ever a time when someone tripped and fell while doing the awkward run...

I didn't trip/fall, but I did drop every single paper, book, bag, etc. that I had in my hands... which is equally embarrassing. :D That split second where you're trying to catch it mid-air before it hits the ground, then your quick movement causes other stuff to begin to fall... just brutal.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #266 on: September 01, 2011, 07:40:23 AM »
Quote from: T-Block on August 31, 2011, 11:05:04 AM
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I can imagine this.
That's happened to me..

I was playing for this womens ministry for a while, one time the Founder of the ministry (and her assistant)was driving me home from an event where there was food. There were some cupcakes in the car, and when she got in the car, she didnt see them, she was like

"Ian, did you eat my stuff?.....Oh my that doesn't sound right....."

Her assistant sat there tryna hold it in...

to which i responded,

"Um, no ma'am, I would have asked permission before I ate.....um....your....stuff...."

They were DONE.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #267 on: September 01, 2011, 10:58:07 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on September 01, 2011, 07:40:23 AM
That's happened to me..

I was playing for this womens ministry for a while, one time the Founder of the ministry (and her assistant)was driving me home from an event where there was food. There were some cupcakes in the car, and when she got in the car, she didnt see them, she was like

"Ian, did you eat my stuff?.....Oh my that doesn't sound right....."

Her assistant sat there tryna hold it in...

to which i responded,

"Um, no ma'am, I would have asked permission before I ate.....um....your....stuff...."

They were DONE.


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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #268 on: September 01, 2011, 11:08:06 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on September 01, 2011, 07:40:23 AM
They were DONE.

And so am I.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #269 on: September 01, 2011, 03:33:07 PM »
Quote from: T-Block on September 01, 2011, 11:08:06 AM
And so am I.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #270 on: September 06, 2011, 08:40:37 AM »
Awkward moment when you are trying to pass a vehicle illegally because its moving too slow for you and when you get to the side you realize its a cop......................*pumps brakes*
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #271 on: September 06, 2011, 10:03:29 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on September 06, 2011, 08:40:37 AM
Awkward moment when you are trying to pass a vehicle illegally because its moving too slow for you and when you get to the side you realize its a cop......................*pumps brakes*
Ha!  I've thought about doing something but recognized it as a cop before I did it.  Sitting there like, "Whew!  ThankyaLord!"
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #272 on: September 06, 2011, 04:46:08 PM »
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An awkward moment I had, that I am soooo ashamed of..Is some members were kinda joking about a church members hair (I just laughed at what they said, I had no comments). She's one of those who wears odd wigs and gets her hair into some of the funniest odd styles. They were talking about how her wig looked like she had took some wound up rope and sat it on her head. They were making all kinds of jokes about it, so much so that they...we didn't notice she was at a distance where she could hear it all. SHe came over and just stared at us (the evil eye).....there was a dead silence, lol. Then she just turned around and walked off.... Everybody just just kind of looked at each other and dispersed, not another word said. I felt bad cause I let the devil use me right there in church.....but yall should have heard them. That junk was funny!! Don't think it hurt her feelings. She's a meeaaan old woman!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #273 on: September 06, 2011, 05:42:34 PM »
Busted...
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #274 on: September 06, 2011, 07:28:14 PM »
That awkward moment when you start speaking to someone in flawed Spanish because they don't speak English... And they reply to you in English. :-[
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #275 on: September 06, 2011, 11:27:17 PM »
The awkward moment when you see on national television an incident in your hometown, so you call a relative and ask "What is wrong with your people clowning'?" then find out one of the people killed in the incident is a mutual relative.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #276 on: September 06, 2011, 11:32:00 PM »
Quote from: malthumb on September 06, 2011, 11:27:17 PM
The awkward moment when you see on national television an incident in your hometown, so you call a relative and ask "What is wrong with your people clowning'?" then find out one of the people killed in the incident is a mutual relative.


That's more than awkward...
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #277 on: September 07, 2011, 08:55:44 AM »
Quote from: sistagurl on September 06, 2011, 04:46:08 PM
:D

An awkward moment I had, that I am soooo ashamed of..Is some members were kinda joking about a church members hair (I just laughed at what they said, I had no comments). She's one of those who wears odd wigs and gets her hair into some of the funniest odd styles. They were talking about how her wig looked like she had took some wound up rope and sat it on her head. They were making all kinds of jokes about it, so much so that they...we didn't notice she was at a distance where she could hear it all. SHe came over and just stared at us (the evil eye).....there was a dead silence, lol. Then she just turned around and walked off.... Everybody just just kind of looked at each other and dispersed, not another word said. I felt bad cause I let the devil use me right there in church.....but yall should have heard them. That junk was funny!! Don't think it hurt her feelings. She's a meeaaan old woman!

Last year, New Year's Eve service, I get a text in the middle of service that says "why is Sis ******* over there looking like Rick James".. So me knowing how people exaggerate I just merely leaned and glanced and when I saw that Braided wig with the little gold clamps/beads on them.. I let out this huge snicker....you know the one when you try to hold in an outburst of laughter and it sounds like someone is trying to pump water through your nose?...Yeah..Oh man it was only that funny because to my surprise She looked like Rick James...she was even wearing sunglasses...not funny yet Sooooooo freaking funny!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #278 on: September 07, 2011, 10:30:50 AM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on September 06, 2011, 11:32:00 PM
That's more than awkward...

You'd better believe it was.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #279 on: September 07, 2011, 10:35:47 AM »
Quote from: LaylaMonroe on September 06, 2011, 07:28:14 PM
That awkward moment when you start speaking to someone in flawed Spanish because they don't speak English... And they reply to you in English. :-[

Que?

ROFL!!!
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