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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #340 on: November 03, 2011, 01:43:55 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 01:42:37 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!   :D :D :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #341 on: November 03, 2011, 01:51:59 PM »
Awkward Moment when you turn a corner in the office and is face to face with the person you don't get along with. You both move to the left, you both move to the right, chuckle, and one sits still while the other one goes around. Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrd!!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #342 on: November 03, 2011, 01:55:46 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 01:42:37 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"

:D :D :D :D

(Me too, though. I was so baffled, I couldn't even comment. :D)

Quote from: MissMusic04 on November 03, 2011, 01:51:59 PM
Awkward Moment when you turn a corner in the office and is face to face with the person you don't get along with. You both move to the left, you both move to the right, chuckle, and one sits still while the other one goes around. Awwwwkkkkwwwwaaaarrrrd!!

:D :D :D :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #343 on: November 03, 2011, 02:24:46 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 01:42:37 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #344 on: November 03, 2011, 02:30:32 PM »
You accidently butt dial someone that you dont want to talk to and your touch sensitive screen locks so you cant end the call.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #345 on: November 03, 2011, 02:33:23 PM »
Quote from: kingrhollo on November 03, 2011, 11:44:50 AM
Awkward Moment:  Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".

(She married, though.....The fever had me delirious)

So your one of those musicians :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #346 on: November 03, 2011, 02:57:25 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 02:30:32 PM
You accidently butt dial someone that you dont want to talk to and your touch sensitive screen locks so you cant end the call.
Oh, I've been there.  Or sometimes my phone will wile out and just dial without the butt or anything... it's just sitting on the charger dialing folks and I have to rip out the battery to get it to stop...  I later found out it was that generic Wal-Mart charger causing the problem...
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #347 on: November 03, 2011, 03:01:39 PM »
Awkward moment when in a tech room full of people having conversations and you yell over the noise to tell a co-worker of the opposite sex "I have her PC".. and you hear someone say "did she just say she has herpes"......
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #348 on: November 03, 2011, 03:02:24 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 10:51:58 AM
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.

After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.

Did this Tuesday.......we both got on the same escalator.........down 2 floors........and I couldn't walk around him because he set his briefcase down next to him. .....awwwwwkkkkkkwaaaaaarrrrrd.

The awkward moment  when someone pops into your office, closes the door to ask for career advice, then as she opens the door to leave, the next person waiting to come in is.......her current boss. (Wednesday)

The awkward moment when a supplier comes to meet with you and your department and one of the people the supplier brings is someone you tried to hire away from the supplier......and he's sitting next to the person you hired away from another company when you couldn't get him.......and they know each other from your new person's job that you hired him away from. (this morning)

It's been an awkward week :-\  :-\
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #349 on: November 03, 2011, 03:10:48 PM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on November 03, 2011, 03:01:39 PM
Awkward moment when in a tech room full of people having conversations and you yell over the noise to tell a co-worker of the opposite sex "I have her PC".. and you hear someone say "did she just say she has herpes"......

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #350 on: November 03, 2011, 03:12:22 PM »
You are asked to help someone with a flat tire. You take off the spare have the car jacked up and she says "Oh the spare is flat too".
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #351 on: November 03, 2011, 03:31:05 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 03:12:22 PM
You are asked to help someone with a flat tire. You take off the spare have the car jacked up and she says "Oh the spare is flat too".
You should've left that dummy on the side of the road... :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #352 on: November 03, 2011, 03:56:52 PM »
Quote from: kingrhollo on November 03, 2011, 11:44:50 AM
Awkward Moment:  Waking up from dealing with a very high fever to see your girlfriend (now my wife) wiping tears from her eyes asking you, "Who is Elisha?".

(She married me, though.....The fever had me delirious)

Quote from: nessalynn77 on November 03, 2011, 01:42:37 PM
King... I ain't gon' lie, this produced more questions in my mind than "kept jump-off"

Ohhhhh, I need to proofread.....LOL!!!!  Elisha was an ex-girlfriend that I dated before I met my wife.  The moment took place while meeting my mom & started to take fever.  She (then girlfriend, now wife) was crying because I didn't want to go to the doctor & I was acting wierd & talking stupid.   

Quote from: under13 on November 03, 2011, 02:33:23 PM
So your one of those musicians :D

Naaahhh ..... LOL!!!!!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #353 on: November 03, 2011, 05:23:48 PM »
So glad you cleared that up, I was over here thinking, "Man we really need to reel in some folks on LGM, they are wildin' all the way out..."
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #354 on: November 03, 2011, 07:38:16 PM »
Awkward Moment: At the Dr. office about a couple months ago, the doctor calls the nurse in to check me for strep throat. 

The nurse tells me that swabbing my throat might make me uncomfortable (did I mention she was a well above average looking sista???).  When she put that extra large q-tip down my throat and I coughed mucus in her face  :-[ :-[ :-[...she looked at me like "No you did NOT just cough snot on me!!!" she gave me that look for half a second, but it felt like an hour.

I apologized repeatedly but the nurse assured me that it was okay...lol!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #355 on: November 03, 2011, 07:54:43 PM »
Quote from: 3rd-Day on November 03, 2011, 10:51:58 AM
I got this from somebody but its hillarious.

After holding a conversation with somebody, yall both say goodbye and then start walking in the same direction.

BOL!!! :D
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #356 on: November 03, 2011, 10:12:06 PM »
Quote from: Gibby on November 03, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Awkward Moment: At the Dr. office about a couple months ago, the doctor calls the nurse in to check me for strep throat. 

The nurse tells me that swabbing my throat might make me uncomfortable (did I mention she was a well above average looking sista???).  When she put that extra large q-tip down my throat and I coughed mucus in her face  :-[ :-[ :-[...she looked at me like "No you did NOT just cough snot on me!!!" she gave me that look for half a second, but it felt like an hour.I apologized repeatedly but the nurse assured me that it was okay...lol!


*gasp*

OMMMMMGGGGG!!! LMBO @ this. Especially the bold. HMSL! (Holding my stomach laughing)

I had strep throat in March, I think. When they swabbed my throat, I ended up gagging and the nurse was still trying to swab. I ended up forcefully pushing her hand away from my mouth.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #357 on: November 19, 2011, 08:30:12 AM »
Both from my recent trip to LA.......

The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared.  Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area. 

The awkward moment when you get dressed to attend a conference and realize you forgot to pack dress shoes!  Thankfully there was a shoe store that opened at 7:00 am within walking distance of the hotel!
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #358 on: November 19, 2011, 10:08:28 AM »
So, apparently you're not supposed to call out your co-anchor's weave on-air?
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #359 on: November 20, 2011, 09:57:57 AM »
Quote from: malthumb on November 19, 2011, 08:30:12 AM
Both from my recent trip to LA.......

The awkward moment when the luggage conveyor stops and your one-of-a-kind custom bass that the airline told you HAD to go through checked baggage has not appeared.  Wish somebody had told a brotha that it was gonna be held in the oversized package area. 

  Oh, I know you were too ready to go IN on somebody in that airport, LOL!  Thank God it was okay.
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