Topic: The "Awkward Moment" Thread (Read 45519 times)

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #400 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:30:49 PM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on February 08, 2012, 03:58:24 PM

Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh. Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something. And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do.

It's commonly accepted that most women don't know how to drive manual transmission. *tryingtohelpmotif*

under13 · « **Reply #401 on:** February 08, 2012, 04:35:16 PM »

Quote from: nessalynn77 on February 08, 2012, 03:58:24 PM

Been there, brotha... or just watching a civil rights or slavery era movie in history class... ugh. Some white folks are very weird when they feel awkward about something. And me resisting the urge to feel responsible for appeasing that awkwardness...
Hmm, is it commonly accepted that women don't know how to drive stick? I'm just sayin', because I do.

I think a lot of older women know how, but these young girls usually don't. Even young guys don't know how to drive one.

phbrown · « **Reply #402 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:08:16 PM »

Quote from: under13 on February 08, 2012, 04:35:16 PM

I think a lot of older women know how, but these young girls usually don't. Even young guys don't know how to drive one.

not that nessa or tiptip is old you two stand head and shoulders above these young girls today

nessalynn77 · « **Reply #403 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:18:04 PM »

Quote from: phbrown on February 08, 2012, 05:08:16 PM

not that nessa or tiptip is old you two stand head and shoulders above these young girls today

My brotha.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #404 on:** February 08, 2012, 05:44:09 PM »

I also drive stick.

And I can think of several reasons a person should have their spouse's car key. *shrug*

That awkward moment when the guy at Subway closes your sandwich and you realize that's not the bread you asked for, so they proceed to manually transfer all the contents of your sandwich to new bread -- which deeply disturbs your OCD because now everything is all out of order. So you tell them you can't eat that and they (and everyone behind you in line) give you the "what do you mean" expression. *pulls hair out like continyah lady*

phbrown · « **Reply #405 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:18:48 AM »

the awkward moment when someone shares a lgm thread on facebook ... and you were discussing something about someone who is on facebook

thankfully this hasn't happened to my knowledge

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #406 on:** February 09, 2012, 06:33:24 AM »

The awkward moment when you still don't get it. $:-\$

motifbludd82 · « **Reply #407 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:10:01 AM »

Quote from: sjonathan02 on February 08, 2012, 04:29:26 PM

Who cares? She's not drivin' a BMW.

Thanks! I had to sleep on the sofa.. got my key back though!! !LMBO!!

sjonathan02 · « **Reply #408 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:37:19 AM »

Quote from: motifbludd82 on February 09, 2012, 07:10:01 AM

Thanks! I had to sleep on the sofa.. got my key back though!! !LMBO!!

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #409 on:** February 09, 2012, 08:27:19 AM »

That awkward moment when your neighbor makes small talk with you, which you struggle to understand because of his very heavy accent. Then when he asks your name, you say "Layla" and he says "oh nice to meet you Layla, my name is d9owejnr eifj34kw rtvnfiowejafkaermkfji34jtreiodtjgirenut gh35jtgio mgefjmir gejmio."

*Dora blink*

Arkhams Finest · « **Reply #410 on:** February 09, 2012, 08:32:18 AM »

Quote from: LaylaMonroe on February 09, 2012, 08:27:19 AM

That awkward moment when your neighbor makes small talk with you, which you struggle to understand because of his very heavy accent. Then when he asks your name, you say "Layla" and he says "oh nice to meet you Layla, my name is d9owejnr eifj34kw rtvnfiowejafkaermkfji34jtreiodtjgirenut gh35jtgio mgefjmir gejmio."

*Dora blink*

Wow. My boy speaks in numbers and errything huh?

LyricTenor · « **Reply #411 on:** February 09, 2012, 08:33:28 AM »

Quote from: Arkhams Finest on February 09, 2012, 08:32:18 AM

Wow. My boy speaks in numbers and errything huh?

And I thought Wingdings was just a font.

LaylaMonroe · « **Reply #412 on:** February 09, 2012, 08:46:24 AM »

Stop reading and start visualizing!! That joint was so awkwardly hilarious!!! When I got inside, I did one of those sitcom moves where you lean up against the door right after you close it, and lean your head back and replay what just happened.

I was just stuck for like 5 whole minutes... honest to goodness.

And it'll be just my luck he'll turn out to be one of those folks who remember your name and use it the next time they see you. So from here on out, he'll be all "hey Layla!!!" and I'll be all "hey... uhhh... d9owejnr... eif... gotta run!"

phbrown · « **Reply #413 on:** February 09, 2012, 09:20:14 PM »

this one may have been posted don't fell like rereading the entire thread again

so today was our state's young women's choir practice and I get to play bass

$:-\$ anyway before they start singing i'm sitting fiddling around on my bass and I start to stare off into space just me and the music. I suddenly come too and realize I am staring at this woman in the choir! And she is staring at me!!! Oh lawd what have I done!!!

choir rehersal starts and she is the lead for the first song. Normally the lead singer is far away from where the musicians are, well she goes to her spot and was like can I stand over there ... she points to a place where she is much closer to the musicans! Oh lawd what have I done!!

She sings her song and I stare at the floor the whole during that song LOL

Sure i know it may not have been about me but i'm going to assume it was