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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #440 on: March 24, 2012, 08:16:03 AM »
Would violate forum rules.   ;)

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #441 on: March 24, 2012, 08:20:07 AM »
Because I proceeded THROUGH the doorway that was actually a floor to ceiling pane of glass.

So, let me get this straight, you had to drive yourself to the hospital after injuring yourself with the glass door? Ur date couldn't drive?
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #442 on: March 24, 2012, 08:30:11 AM »
So, let me get this straight, you had to drive yourself to the hospital after injuring yourself with the glass door? Ur date couldn't drive?

Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #443 on: March 24, 2012, 08:36:23 AM »
Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.


aww man, nice LOL i can see why your friend brought that story up from the past

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #444 on: March 24, 2012, 08:39:42 AM »
Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.

Nice friend you have there. :-\
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #445 on: March 24, 2012, 09:06:50 AM »
Nice friend you have there. :-\

It was innocent enough.  I hadn't seen him in several years, so we were going through the old "what's so and so doing?  I ran into whozzit the other day" thing.  He was like..."I ran into Amie last month....remember that time y'all went to the movies and...."

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #446 on: March 24, 2012, 07:35:23 PM »
That awkward moment when you're filling out an Eharmondy survey just to get dragon scales on treasure trooper and someone walks in.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #447 on: March 24, 2012, 09:22:44 PM »
does that really work? it seems like you gotta do CRAZY surveys to get any loot.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #448 on: March 25, 2012, 01:51:13 AM »
does that really work? it seems like you gotta do CRAZY surveys to get any loot.


It seems like it works.  Reviews have said it works.  I haven't been doing Treasure Trooper as much as I should so I haven't raised enough money to cash out, but you do have to do a lot to get stuff.  Most surveys are 10 - 24 cents each and are kinda time consuming.  You also get dragon scales, coins, etc. to be used on the site to win more money, better items, or get real life items.  Usually stuff that would get you paid (like $10 for a survey) usually says something like 'Pay $1 to join blah blah and say for at least 7 days.'  Also, you get freebies every once in a while when you log on and move around the site.  Most of what I have are freebies.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #449 on: March 26, 2012, 10:47:36 AM »
Exactly.  She said she knew "how to drive a stickshift".  She meant a floor shift automatic, not a manual.  Figured that out the 3rd time she clutch-stalled it.  I would've bled out by the time she got to the hospital.  Most of the "damage" was to my left knee and right hand / wrist / forearm.  I hit it in full stride.  I couldn't shift with my right hand.  So I would depress the clutch and yell "NOW!" and she would slam it into gear.  Occasionally the correct gear.  It was a night to forget.
So... I can't help but think that girl was kinda slow, no?  I mean, all her life she thought when people asked her if she knew how to drive stick shift it was just an automatic with the gear shift on the floor?  Why would anybody take the time to ask you if you knew how to do that?

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #450 on: March 26, 2012, 12:23:09 PM »
So... I can't help but think that girl was kinda slow, no?  I mean, all her life she thought when people asked her if she knew how to drive stick shift it was just an automatic with the gear shift on the floor?  Why would anybody take the time to ask you if you knew how to do that?

Did I miss something in Mal's story?  Who said she's ever been asked before?
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #451 on: March 26, 2012, 12:26:25 PM »
Did I miss something in Mal's story?  Who said she's ever been asked before?
I took some artistic license, lol.   

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #452 on: March 26, 2012, 12:28:50 PM »
I took some artistic license, lol.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #453 on: March 26, 2012, 12:53:46 PM »
I took some artistic license, lol.

Makes for a better story.  :D  :D

But at the same time, having rode in the car with me on several occasions you'd think she would have noticed all the clutching and shifting and recognize that she never had to do that in any of the cars she'd driven up to that point.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #454 on: March 27, 2012, 01:31:00 AM »
Makes for a better story.  :D  :D

But at the same time, having rode in the car with me on several occasions you'd think she would have noticed all the clutching and shifting and recognize that she never had to do that in any of the cars she'd driven up to that point.



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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #455 on: March 27, 2012, 05:37:27 AM »
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.

This was at a brand new theatre complex.  We came out of a dark movie theatre into a brightly lit lobby area where everything was glass.  It was so bright that there were no reflections off any of the glass.  The stationary panes had no markings on them and looked like open walkways.  On top of that, several of them (guess I chose wisely  :-\ ) did not have safety glass panes, just regular glass.  The interesting thing is, there were a number of people following right behind us, so SOMEBODY was gonna go through the glass that night.  Lucky me.

I wound up suing and settling out of court.  The "no safety glass" thing was their achilles heel.  I could have gone through the courts and gotten a lot more.  They were eager to settle.  Turns out they were also supposed to have either a metal or plastic bar or a sticker of some sort on the glass to avoid exactly what happened.  The next time I went there every stationary pane of glass had a sticker with the theatre chain logo placed at eye level.  My "friends" often expressed their disappointment that the stickers didn't have my mugshot on them.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #456 on: March 27, 2012, 06:38:34 AM »
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.

This was at a brand new theatre complex.  We came out of a dark movie theatre into a brightly lit lobby area where everything was glass.  It was so bright that there were no reflections off any of the glass.  The stationary panes had no markings on them and looked like open walkways.  On top of that, several of them (guess I chose wisely  :-\ ) did not have safety glass panes, just regular glass.  The interesting thing is, there were a number of people following right behind us, so SOMEBODY was gonna go through the glass that night.  Lucky me.

I wound up suing and settling out of court.  The "no safety glass" thing was their achilles heel.  I could have gone through the courts and gotten a lot more.  They were eager to settle.  Turns out they were also supposed to have either a metal or plastic bar or a sticker of some sort on the glass to avoid exactly what happened.  The next time I went there every stationary pane of glass had a sticker with the theatre chain logo placed at eye level.  My "friends" often expressed their disappointment that the stickers didn't have my mugshot on them.

This has to be one of the greatest stories I've read on LGM.
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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #457 on: March 27, 2012, 06:57:00 AM »
Interesting that nobody asked WHY I wound up walking through a pane of glass.


Well I didn't ask because, you know, you being you and all...  ;D

This has to be one of the greatest stories I've read on LGM.

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Re: The "Awkward Moment" Thread
« Reply #458 on: March 27, 2012, 07:25:27 AM »
Honestly, your baby is about the cutest thing I have seen in a while. You can tell her she has pretty much stolen my heart and I will not be needing it back for a while. :)

Thank you, sir.  She's is one of the best gifts God has given me.
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