*pulls out a 12-foot scrool in 10 point font listed with people I'd like to thank*
Thank you to all of the participants of this years LGM Fantasy Football League. At this time I would like to thank the following people...
*looks down at list*
*looks back up and sees everybody in this year's league scurrying around, feverishly looking for "something"*
AIGHT THEN...FORGET Y'ALL! I'LL SEE YOU NEXT SEASON!