Mike, I'm going to PM you my phone number so you can call me if you ever get the notion. It's better than being online and boasting.
Blue Waffle disease is a hoax. All the pictures are said to have been doctored/faked, and no one thus far has been able to validate whether this thing is real - which pretty much means it's fake. But thanks for looking out for us, and the point still remains: there are some really ugly STDs out there. There's no 100% guarantee against them, but your chances are cut down significantly if you abstain from intercourse until marriage and then engage in sex and sexual activities only with your spouse.
Thanks for the reminder.