The comments are hilarious... LOL.
I was actually looking to find someone who said what I was thinking and of course, I found just that. Why would he even bring the jump rope to church?

You didn't hear the announcements?
"Sister Beasley will be leading the Shout 101 Remedial Class immediately after service in Fellowship Hall. If you want to learn how to jump up and down in one place, in rhythm with the drummer, this class is for you. Jump ropes provided for beginners if you didn't bring one."