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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2011, 09:37:17 PM »
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2011, 10:04:43 PM »
When the Organist gets paid more than the other musicians.

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2011, 10:08:53 PM »
When the Organist gets paid more than the other musicians.
LOL, I just got paid for our local AIM conference and I got double the keyboardist, but that's probably because I put in about 40 hrs doing the programs too, LOL!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2011, 06:54:55 AM »
You know you a musician in a black church when the singer gets up and tell everybody the sick and the enemy tried to take their voice and to pray or them cuz they are hoarse but then the blow the roof off the building!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2011, 07:27:00 AM »
You know you a musician in a black church when the singer gets up and tell everybody the sick and the enemy tried to take their voice and to pray or them cuz they are hoarse but then the blow the roof off the building!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2011, 08:39:04 AM »
You know you a musician in a black church when the singer gets up and tell everybody the sick and the enemy tried to take their voice and to pray or them cuz they are hoarse but then the blow the roof off the building!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2011, 09:51:24 AM »
when a singer is a H O T  M E S S  O F  D A Y - O L D  G A R B A G E and Mother ________ shouts out, "dats alrite baby, praise Him anyhow!"

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2011, 09:52:04 AM »
You know you a musician in a black church when the singer gets up and tell everybody they sick and the enemy tried to take their voice and to pray or them cuz they are hoarse but then they blow the roof off the building!

clearly too early in the morning to be typing but it was still funny!! lol...

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2011, 09:53:23 AM »
clearly too early in the morning to be typing but it was still funny!! lol...

oh Lord.. I re-read this and it was all jacked up...but yall got my point lol!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2011, 09:57:38 AM »
You KNOW you are a musician in a black church if you are playing and its get real good and you jump off the instrument to shout and when done you sit back and join in right on point like nothing happened.

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2011, 10:09:39 AM »
You KNOW you are a musician in a black church if you are playing and its get real good and you jump off the instrument to shout and when done you sit back and join in right on point like nothing happened.

WOW lol I wish it happened like that with our keyboard player. Shoot we're normally long finished before he ever comes to lol
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2011, 10:10:58 AM »
WOW lol I wish it happened like that with our keyboard player. Shoot we're normally long finished before he ever comes to lol

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« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2011, 11:19:53 AM »
You KNOW you are a musician in a black church if you are playing and its get real good and you jump off the instrument to shout and when done you sit back and join in right on point like nothing happened.
Yeah, but if you do that as a drummer, somebody done slid in behind you and grabbed the sticks from your hand, lol.

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2011, 11:26:33 AM »
Yeah, but if you do that as a drummer, somebody done slid in behind you and grabbed the sticks from your hand, lol.

tis is very true

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2011, 09:12:04 AM »
When you have to act like a bill collector just to get paid.

you are serious about your money huh? lol

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« Reply #56 on: September 13, 2011, 09:23:57 AM »
you are serious about your money huh? lol

Yes.

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #57 on: September 13, 2011, 09:24:49 AM »
When guest musicians stomp on your organ pedals causing several notes to be stuck

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #58 on: September 13, 2011, 10:26:46 AM »
When they got a picture of Black Jesus over the choir stand.

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #59 on: September 13, 2011, 10:38:30 AM »
When they got a picture of Black Jesus over the choir stand.

LOL @ Black Jesus...no way!! :D
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