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Offline keysrme2010

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #160 on: September 20, 2011, 02:00:08 PM »
Quote from: nessalynn77 on September 20, 2011, 01:36:23 PM
This looks like the "typing in tongues" controversy all over again... lol.

LOL I stole that from someone else...it beats writing all of it out lol
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #161 on: September 20, 2011, 04:17:27 PM »
When there's toilet tissue electric taped to the bass drum.

When there's 5 chairs, 5 drummers next to the drums waiting in line for the next song.

When the organist tries to start every song in C sharp.

When one person is shouting and another runs next to them hand on shoulder and starts shouting as well.

When at least one musician has grown dreads since Tye Tribbet became popular.

When someone's playing a tambourine that's missing everything except the wood and skin.

When you have to put a piece of paper between the organ key to make it work.

When your youth choir's first dress code was black and white.

When there was always one girl who seemed to lead every song.

When the organist throws up hand signal 5 during a shout which always leads into hand signal 2.

When a 6 minutes of a 7 minute shout is all breaks.

When people say "Thank Yah for taking me over the highways and byways" during testimony service.

When you've heard the phrase "pray for me as I pray for you in these last and evil days".

 
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #162 on: September 20, 2011, 04:22:59 PM »
YES!!!

I'm guilty of C Sharp... it was the first key I learned, and still the most comfortable.  Given a choice, that's where we're going, lol.

I'm dying at the paper in between the keys, I saw that at my godmom's church in Salt Lake... LOL!
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #163 on: September 20, 2011, 04:24:53 PM »
Quote from: youngminister on September 20, 2011, 04:17:27 PM
When there's toilet tissue electric taped to the bass drum.

When there's 5 chairs, 5 drummers next to the drums waiting in line for the next song.

When the organist tries to start every song in C sharp.

When one person is shouting and another runs next to them hand on shoulder and starts shouting as well.

When at least one musician has grown dreads since Tye Tribbet became popular.

When someone's playing a tambourine that's missing everything except the wood and skin.

When you have to put a piece of paper between the organ key to make it work.

When your youth choir's first dress code was black and white.

When there was always one girl who seemed to lead every song.

When the organist throws up hand signal 5 during a shout which always leads into hand signal 2.

When a 6 minutes of a 7 minute shout is all breaks.

 

Nice list there brother. Great way to start off your LGM fellowship Glad to have you as a member. WELCOME although it shows your regi in 2008
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #164 on: September 20, 2011, 04:25:37 PM »
Quote from: youngminister on September 20, 2011, 04:17:27 PM
When there's toilet tissue electric taped to the bass drum.

When there's 5 chairs, 5 drummers next to the drums waiting in line for the next song.
When the organist tries to start every song in C sharp.

When one person is shouting and another runs next to them hand on shoulder and starts shouting as well.

When at least one musician has grown dreads since Tye Tribbet became popular.When someone's playing a tambourine that's missing everything except the wood and skin.

When you have to put a piece of paper between the organ key to make it work.
When your youth choir's first dress code was black and white.

When there was always one girl who seemed to lead every song.

When the organist throws up hand signal 5 during a shout which always leads into hand signal 2.

When a 6 minutes of a 7 minute shout is all breaks.

LOL at the bolded but LOL at all the cracks on organists!
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #165 on: September 20, 2011, 04:29:16 PM »
Quote from: musicbishop on September 20, 2011, 04:24:53 PM
Nice list there brother. Great way to start off your LGM fellowship Glad to have you as a member. WELCOME although it shows your regi in 2008

Thanks for the welcome.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #166 on: September 20, 2011, 04:34:04 PM »
Quote from: youngminister on September 20, 2011, 04:29:16 PM
Thanks for the welcome.

No problem I'm hoping that'll help me climb up the LGM ranks a lil bit LOL and if it does I'll make sure you get a shout out LOL (just ignore me I'm hopeless) SMH
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #167 on: September 20, 2011, 05:09:44 PM »
Quote from: youngminister on September 20, 2011, 04:17:27 PM
When a 6 minutes of a 7 minute shout is all breaks.

HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, and did I say HATE praise breaks like this. >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #168 on: September 20, 2011, 05:17:36 PM »
When you're playing the song correctly while the pastor is singing incorrectly but he snaps and tells you you're supposed to follow him (David Ruffin style) LOL
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #169 on: September 20, 2011, 07:46:07 PM »
When all the "good" choir robes have people's names on the inside of the collar.........and NONE of those people are members anymore.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #170 on: September 20, 2011, 08:16:55 PM »
when you're playing some some nice chords and they bust out in an old song that ruins the atmosphere.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #171 on: September 20, 2011, 08:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Gibby on September 14, 2011, 02:33:45 PM
...when babies walk down the aisle during a sermon
Where I visited sunday, walked right up to the pulpit & stood close to my wife who was speaking, all I could think of was this thread ?/?
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #172 on: September 20, 2011, 09:09:29 PM »
Quote from: under13 on September 20, 2011, 08:16:55 PM
when you're playing some some nice chords and they bust out in an old song that ruins the atmosphere.

Yo, my mom does that ALL the doggone time. Gets on my last nerve! >:(
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #173 on: September 20, 2011, 09:26:25 PM »
...when people are competing in the "Amen Corner"
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #174 on: September 20, 2011, 09:39:34 PM »
Quote from: under13 on September 20, 2011, 08:16:55 PM
when you're playing some some nice chords and they bust out in an old song that ruins the atmosphere.
LOL!  They probably call it "setting" the atmosphere, lol.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #175 on: September 21, 2011, 06:46:15 AM »
When you are playing an upbeat song and two members are having a tambourine battle!! Shame!
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #176 on: September 21, 2011, 07:44:29 AM »
The song for offering is STILL "You Cant Beat God's Giving"  ?/?
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #177 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:21 AM »
Quote from: keysrme2010 on September 21, 2011, 06:46:15 AM
When you are playing an upbeat song and two members are having a tambourine battle!! Shame!
Quote from: ma1ne on September 21, 2011, 07:44:29 AM
The song for offering is STILL "You Cant Beat God's Giving"  ?/?

LMBO!!!
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #178 on: September 21, 2011, 08:06:13 AM »
Quote from: ma1ne on September 21, 2011, 07:44:29 AM
The song for offering is STILL "You Cant Beat God's Giving"  ?/?
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!  It may still be that song at my dad's church...
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #179 on: September 21, 2011, 08:28:09 AM »
Quote from: jdholliday on September 20, 2011, 08:28:31 PM
Where I visited sunday, walked right up to the pulpit & stood close to my wife who was speaking, all I could think of was this thread ?/?

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