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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #200 on: September 23, 2011, 12:47:34 PM »
When there is a mother of the church who sleeps every Sunday! but nods amen to the sermon periodically

when the pastor is preaching to some nice preaching chords and sound like somebody trying to drown him under water

When someone tells you "that's now how the last musician played"

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #201 on: September 23, 2011, 01:58:04 PM »
When half the musicians have mohawks or dreads.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #202 on: September 23, 2011, 02:04:48 PM »
When you're wearing a conservative black suit and you look out of place because all the other men are wearing yellow bow ties, pink shirts, polka-dot shoes, brown vest, and green pants that are a size too small.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #203 on: September 23, 2011, 02:16:30 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
When you're wearing a conservative black suit and you look out of place because all the other men are wearing yellow bow ties, pink shirts, polka-dot shoes, brown vest, and green pants that are a size too small.

You are killin me TJ LOL seriously

and along the same lines: When 95% of the men in the church don't know how to where a suit
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #204 on: September 23, 2011, 02:30:32 PM »
When your choir director is flaming.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #205 on: September 23, 2011, 02:48:40 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
When you're wearing a conservative black suit and you look out of place because all the other men are wearing yellow bow ties, pink shirts, polka-dot shoes, brown vest, and green pants that are a size too small.



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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #206 on: September 23, 2011, 02:49:10 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
When you're wearing a conservative black suit and you look out of place because all the other men are wearing yellow bow ties, pink shirts, polka-dot shoes, brown vest, and green pants that are a size too small.

LOL!!! I don't know what some people be thinking!

A speaker brought her musician with her this past Saturday and dude had on a bubble coat. That's fine, but he played with the bubble coat on the ENTIRE time :D :-\. I know dude's arms were super moist, especially after playing intense shouting music lol. Then asked for cold water. Take that heavy behind coat off!!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #207 on: September 23, 2011, 02:54:28 PM »
Quote from: blessedwoman on September 23, 2011, 02:49:10 PM
LOL!!! I don't know what some people be thinking!

A speaker brought her musician with her this past Saturday and dude had on a bubble coat. That's fine, but he played with the bubble coat on the ENTIRE time :D :-\. I know dude's arms were super moist, especially after playing intense shouting music lol. Then asked for cold water. Take that heavy behind coat off!!

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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #208 on: September 23, 2011, 03:31:33 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
When you're wearing a conservative black suit and you look out of place because all the other men are wearing yellow bow ties, pink shirts, polka-dot shoes, brown vest, and green pants that are a size too small.

Speaking of GMWA.....and James Hall anniversary concerts...
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #209 on: September 23, 2011, 03:38:30 PM »
When you step inside and it looks like you've just walked into a Mad Hatters convention.


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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #210 on: September 23, 2011, 03:40:04 PM »
TJ, if you think you've seen anything, you really need to visit a church in Bklyn. Pretty much any church will do.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #211 on: September 23, 2011, 03:40:43 PM »
When the church is across from a fish shack, yet you walk in and the Bishop is dressed like this:


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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #212 on: September 23, 2011, 03:53:05 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 03:40:43 PM
When the church is across from a fish shack, yet you walk in and the Bishop is dressed like this:





#dead

Tizzy is on a roll.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #213 on: September 23, 2011, 04:08:00 PM »
...2 people show up for choir rehearsal, but then Sunday morning the other 25 members show up ready to sing.  >:(

...you've ever had to sit through a 15-minute prayer.

...the whole church stops and stands up when the bishop enters.

...the bishop is ALWAYS late, but leaves early.

...service ain't good til that old church mother starts rocking.

...you've ever heard the phrase "caught the Holy Ghost".
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #214 on: September 23, 2011, 04:20:34 PM »
You know you're in a BAPTIST church when the people don't shout, they "get happy".
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #215 on: September 23, 2011, 04:29:55 PM »
When they make everybody get up to give their offering so they can see who gives and who doesn't.
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #216 on: September 23, 2011, 04:37:31 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 04:20:34 PM
You know you're in a BAPTIST church when the people don't shout, they "get happy".


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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #217 on: September 23, 2011, 05:02:49 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 23, 2011, 03:40:43 PM
When the church is across from a fish shack, yet you walk in and the Bishop is dressed like this:





MAn can you say Chicago LOL
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #218 on: September 23, 2011, 08:46:55 PM »
Quote from: SirTJ on September 13, 2011, 04:43:17 PM
When you have to hurry and pack up all the equipment off after the benediction so Paulina's bad children don't run over and start banging on stuff.
You are truly a musician in the black church because that drives me crazy!
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Re: You Know You are a Musician in a Black Church When........................
« Reply #219 on: September 23, 2011, 08:59:15 PM »
It's ok to whip your kid during service!-Spyda Mike
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