When you go to a storefront church to minister with your music group, and someone gets up and preaches for over 3 hours, so you gotta contemplate if you're gonna leave and possibly look rude, or continue to spend the last part of your weekend in this church
That's an easy choice... Engage baptist cloaking device... OUT!
Or you could just make your cell phone ring and rush out to answer " the call"......Which brings us to...........You KNOW when your at a wedding and cell phones continue to ring.......AND one person has the gumption to answer it.....while vows are being exchanged"Naw, man I'm at a wedding......a wedding.....yeah.......in a church"This happened Saturday
When there's toilet tissue electric taped to the bass drum.When there's 5 chairs, 5 drummers next to the drums waiting in line for the next song.When the organist tries to start every song in C sharp.When one person is shouting and another runs next to them hand on shoulder and starts shouting as well.When at least one musician has grown dreads since Tye Tribbet became popular.When someone's playing a tambourine that's missing everything except the wood and skin.When you have to put a piece of paper between the organ key to make it work.When your youth choir's first dress code was black and white.When there was always one girl who seemed to lead every song.When the organist throws up hand signal 5 during a shout which always leads into hand signal 2.When a 6 minutes of a 7 minute shout is all breaks.When people say "Thank Yah for taking me over the highways and byways" during testimony service.When you've heard the phrase "pray for me as I pray for you in these last and evil days".
What is a break?
You KNOW when your at a wedding and cell phones continue to ring.......AND one person has the gumption to answer it.....while vows are being exchanged"Naw, man I'm at a wedding......a wedding.....yeah.......in a church"This happened Saturday
The little catchy phrases that musicians add, as opposed to the main drive of the shout.
Thought he meant rhythm breaks - you know, stops and starts...
I'm all breaks. I get bored playing the main drive, lol. I wonder if that bothers people at church...
I'm the opposite. I get bored with breaks. *shrugs*Plus, at my church if you go too long with breaks, you will get some mean looks. They love the main shout.
a person should not pay with their credit carddebit cards are fine
I love the breaks too. Plus I would think that the bass player and drummer would get tired playing a straight shout for 10 mins with no breaks.
