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Offline THE WOLFMAN

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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #840 on: March 05, 2012, 09:58:56 AM »
Quote from: motifbludd82 on March 05, 2012, 09:05:51 AM
NRC, but I caused my wife to break a fingernail because I was chasing her around the sofa and I grabbed her hand wrong..she in return kicked me in the shin..

hmm, sounds like the beginnings of fore play.


IF YOU'RE A KILNGON.
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #841 on: March 05, 2012, 10:16:13 AM »
Quote from: motifbludd82 on March 05, 2012, 09:05:51 AM
NRC, but I caused my wife to break a fingernail because I was chasing her around the sofa and I grabbed her hand wrong..she in return kicked me in the shin..
Domestic Violence?  :D


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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #842 on: March 05, 2012, 12:16:28 PM »
Quote from: SketchMan3 on March 05, 2012, 12:00:43 PM
*snicker snicker* he said kilngon *snicker*


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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #843 on: March 05, 2012, 12:33:46 PM »
aaah shoot, that's gonna be points against my trekkie card.
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #844 on: March 05, 2012, 03:01:38 PM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on March 05, 2012, 12:33:46 PM
aaah shoot, that's gonna be points against my trekkie card.

You good brother, you got all the letters right just a transpose error.
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #845 on: March 05, 2012, 03:21:12 PM »
I hate when people pretend to have answered the phone but it's really their voicemail.

I also don't like when people send a text and say "call me" but when you do they don't answer.
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #846 on: March 05, 2012, 05:39:39 PM »
Quote from: under13 on March 04, 2012, 08:13:08 PM
#reasonswhyphbisalwaysinthedoghouse

ROFL!!! ... so true ... well it was she finally accepts it i made a passoniate case on how i decrease the number of dishes she has to wash
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #847 on: March 05, 2012, 05:40:03 PM »
Quote from: phbrown on March 05, 2012, 05:39:39 PM
ROFL!!! ... so true ... well it was she finally accepts it i made a passionate case on how i decrease the number of dishes she has to wash
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #848 on: March 05, 2012, 09:29:57 PM »
***Random Things That I Do***

I went into Sam's Club today to get formula for my son and I was starving.  I went to the cafe' and noticed that a fresh, steamy, cheesy pepperoni pizza just came out the oven.  I asked the cashier for a slice of that pizza and told her "watch me mess with this other lady behind the counter..." the cashier smiled and said "okay"  :)

This 'other lady' was the one giving me the pizza. When she handed me the slice of pizza I grabbed it, looked at her like I was an angry customer and said "Ummm...I want fresh pizza. Can you do that for me? This mess is old..."

She looked at me like she was just about to go off on me, then I started laughing and said "I'm sorry ma'am! I'm just bein' goofy! You havin' a good Monday?" She laughed and went on to tell me how she was going to politely "read" me about that pizza.

If I didn't make her day I at least made her laugh  8)
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #849 on: March 06, 2012, 07:05:24 AM »
Quote from: SketchMan3 on March 05, 2012, 11:14:57 PM
haha. that's awesome. But what does "'read'" mean?

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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #850 on: March 06, 2012, 07:45:28 AM »
Read = tell you off, let you have it, analyze your behavior while telling you off so as to make you look/feel stupid...
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #851 on: March 06, 2012, 07:46:14 AM »
NRC but I just woke up. Major alarm fail.
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #852 on: March 06, 2012, 08:47:39 AM »
Dude..............................where's my car?
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #853 on: March 06, 2012, 09:19:18 AM »
so I'm in the studio with the brethren, doing some troubleshooting and i'm humming "Baby, baby, baby" as popularised by Justin Bieber...

All the guys just got quiet and was giving me serious sideeye.

I had to convince them I was humming THIS VERSION.
Dirty Loops Baby (Justin Bieber cover)

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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #854 on: March 06, 2012, 09:26:33 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on March 06, 2012, 09:19:18 AM
so I'm in the studio with the brethren, doing some troubleshooting and i'm humming "Baby, baby, baby" as popularised by Justin Bieber...

All the guys just got quiet and was giving me serious sideeye.

I had to convince them I was humming THIS VERSION.
Dirty Loops Baby (Justin Bieber cover)

Whew!!!  I've never heard of them before, but they are SICK!!!!
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #855 on: March 06, 2012, 09:32:50 AM »
Yeh, one of my peeps (MD for B'way play Memphis) put me on to them.

Kids from Sweden i think? nutz. VERY musical.

ok, ok, Things I like about white people...when they do stuff like this, LOL.


Aint too many people who's stuff I'd run and buy on first hearing, but whenever they do an official cut, I gotsta get it, i got-gotsta get it..
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #856 on: March 06, 2012, 09:34:12 AM »
Quote from: THE WOLFMAN on March 06, 2012, 09:32:50 AM
ok, ok, Things I like about white people...when they do stuff like this, LOL.

:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #857 on: March 06, 2012, 09:36:01 AM »
IKNRC, but I think my feet grew! Well at least my wife will be glad to hear that!!!! She just might actually care that my feet got bigger...
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #858 on: March 06, 2012, 09:39:11 AM »
Speaking of feet getting bigger, I've been meaning to ask: does anyone have any insight on this happening in adults? Not pregnant women, but just regular people? I mean, I've worn the same shoe size since middle school... and now all of a sudden, I have to go up half a size. What's up with that??? I thought I was finished growing. How does that happen?
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Re: THE NOBODY REALLY CARES THREAD
« Reply #859 on: March 06, 2012, 10:07:46 AM »
maybe it is something in the water!
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