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Offline SavnBass

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Re: Problems in the Church
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2013, 09:13:31 PM »
I've found the best way to deal with the problems of dress, appearance and sin at church is to just not fellowship with anyone.
Just don't look at them and seriously just don't hang around people.
Go find a prayer closet to hide in and don't come out.
That way, if one of God's fine looking female creations is dressed more for 'the club' than 'the pew', you won't have to deal with it at all.
If people ask "where's Dave?", they'll just reply "Oh, he's trying to remain pure and holy"...which in-turn makes me seem more attractive to some women, but I'm a married man and all that, so let's not go there...

Anyway, there's my suggestion: ban fellowship at church. Hand out blindfolds. Use pepper spray for the wandering eyes. Turn out all the lights...
No, wait...don't do that.

:o ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D :o
What about the muscle shirts? Or short sleeve dress shirts showing the imprint of the muscles? There are equivalents, we just need the women to tell us what they are because hopefully they are the only ones looking at dudes like that.

So what about it ladies.. does that sort of thing male you hear Austin Power in your head.. ?

How about preaching or playing an instrument?  :D

This one brother played Jesus last year in the Easter Play and was topless.  Let's just say FB lit up with women the night after the play was done.  This year Jesus was married and fully clothed the whole time.  ;D

Yeah I guess you have a point there..
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

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Re: Problems in the Church
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2013, 10:48:57 AM »
They let the movie & rap stars dress them, not saved women.

Mane, whutchoo talkin bout, they saw that on Preachers Wives/Preachers daughters.

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Re: Problems in the Church
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2013, 01:00:35 PM »
But thank God I was able to shake the devil off & listen to the message.

....I don't think that was the Devil  :)...but thank God for victory over the flesh.
“Don't bother to give God instructions, just report for duty”
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