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Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: Val215 on January 27, 2006, 02:41:54 PM

A preacher was winding up his sermon against the evils of drinking with great fervour:

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!"

The preacher sat down.

The song leader stood up and announced: "For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365, 'Shall we gather at the River.'"

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: itsallpeach on January 27, 2006, 02:55:03 PM

VAL!  You have some real issues!  And you just gave me another play idea and made me holler out loud at work!  STOP THAT! :lol:

Title: Re: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: LadyWiz on January 27, 2006, 03:24:05 PM

Quote from: Val215

A preacher was winding up his sermon against the evils of drinking with great fervour:

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!"

The preacher sat down.

The song leader stood up and announced: "For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365, 'Shall we gather at the River.'"

That is crazy!  :?  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: jehovahpraize on January 27, 2006, 11:33:48 PM

Val215

I will begin to use that one

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: PianoWizard on January 28, 2006, 04:09:26 AM

Thats pure 1st class...'Val215'

PianoWiz...

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: bradleymoorer on January 28, 2006, 04:22:45 AM

I like it...I like it!

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: timf06 on January 28, 2006, 01:28:27 PM

:D  :D  :D
 it just killed me LOLLLLL

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: SisterT on January 28, 2006, 05:18:18 PM

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: ApostolicFemale on January 28, 2006, 06:37:54 PM

Excellent!

Title: Re: Sermon: The evils of drinking
Post by: HeartToServe on January 30, 2006, 01:19:22 AM

Quote from: Val215

A preacher was winding up his sermon against the evils of drinking with great fervour:

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!"

The preacher sat down.

The song leader stood up and announced: "For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365, 'Shall we gather at the River.'"

ba-DUMP-bum.....