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Title: Does anyone know??
Post by: B_XALTED on July 14, 2006, 06:11:19 PM
...What's eating Gilbert Grape?

...Why do people tell you not to look down, then you do?

...Why they stopped giving out peanuts on airplanes?

...Why they still allow Bin Laden to put out a tape to be broadcast, and my cousin Pookie can't
   cut his demo?

...Why I started this post 10 minutes before I leave work, knowing I won't read your responses
    until Monday?

...Why people lie about their credit at the car dealership, when they gone check your credit
    anyway?

...Why it takes 16 hours for me to take Greyhound from Va to Pa... It's only a 5 hour drive in a
    car?

...Why satan keeps tryin, and he gets defeated everytime?

I am just messing around...lol... Ya'll know my mind don't work like everyone else's...lol...

Have a good weekend.
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: vtguy84 on July 14, 2006, 06:25:19 PM
Very good points......you and these weekend messages :D :D
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: B_XALTED on July 14, 2006, 06:26:50 PM
Quote from: vtguy84 on July 14, 2006, 06:25:19 PM
Very good points......you and these weekend messages :D :D

Lol... I know. Silly me. I am driving down the street, and still online. Is that illegal? lol!!!
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: nessalynn77 on July 14, 2006, 06:37:22 PM
You betta pay attention to the road!
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: blessedone on July 15, 2006, 10:28:18 AM
All your thoughts are true. Those are good points to follow. Now why are you driving while on line, and know you can have a wreck? ;D
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: CJKeyboardPlaya on July 15, 2006, 12:35:05 PM
Yea these are really good "Thinking Question".... Hmmm....
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: praizeHim on July 15, 2006, 01:08:37 PM
Quote from: B_XALTED on July 14, 2006, 06:11:19 PM
...What's eating Gilbert Grape?


I am just messing around...lol... Ya'll know my mind don't work like everyone else's...lol...

Have a good weekend.


mmmmmmm hmmmm and U2................ ;)
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: 1voice on July 15, 2006, 03:26:08 PM
(pulling on my go-tee) going Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??????????

thanx for the laugh Xalted.
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: PianoWizard on July 15, 2006, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: B_XALTED on July 14, 2006, 06:11:19 PM

...Why I started this post 10 minutes before I leave work, knowing I won't read your responses
    until Monday?

Sounds like me........ :D   ;D   :D........great post "B_XALTED"........ :D

PianoWiz...
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: T-Block on July 15, 2006, 04:14:57 PM
I got some more questions for ya B_XALTED:

What is Victoria's Secret?

Where's Waldo?

Why won't the kids let the silly rabbit get some Trix?

Why is it o.k. for R&B people to sing gospel, but not o.k. for gospel people to sing R&B?



Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: B_XALTED on July 16, 2006, 08:36:45 AM
Quote from: T-Block on July 15, 2006, 04:14:57 PM
I got some more questions for ya B_XALTED:

What is Victoria's Secret?

Where's Waldo?

Why won't the kids let the silly rabbit get some Trix?

Why is it o.k. for R&B people to sing gospel, but not o.k. for gospel people to sing R&B?





Victorias Secret is that he is really a 300 pound man named Earl... Waldo is doing 10-15 in Folsom.... Something about being an exibitionist... Have you noticed how the Rabbit acts??? Like he done hit that bottle already, Trix is full of sugar... what would the outcomebe??? And as for R&B, Yolanda broke the cycle at the BET awards.... lol...
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: bishopcole on July 17, 2006, 09:36:11 AM
Quote from: T-Block on July 15, 2006, 04:14:57 PM
I got some more questions for ya B_XALTED:

What is Victoria's Secret?

Where's Waldo?

Why won't the kids let the silly rabbit get some Trix?

Why is it o.k. for R&B people to sing gospel, but not o.k. for gospel people to sing R&B?






NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT T-BLOCK!!  YES INDEED!!!  Bishop Cole
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: SisterT on July 17, 2006, 09:40:31 AM
Quote from: B_XALTED on July 14, 2006, 06:11:19 PM
...


...Why they stopped giving out peanuts on airplanes?
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Good News!! Some airlines still give out peanuts!!
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: vtguy84 on July 17, 2006, 09:42:11 AM
Quote from: SisterT on July 17, 2006, 09:40:31 AM

Good News!! Some airlines still give out peanuts!!

Sounds like a new scheme of Southwest Airlines commercials ;D :D ;D :D
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: saxandkeys on July 17, 2006, 10:07:50 AM
YO BX....

Why do hotels change the sheets...and leave the same nasty comforter on the bed?

Why is the hotels climate control system either too hot, or too cold?

Why don't the alarm clocks in hotels ever work after you set them?

Why do people insist on taking off their shoes on AIRPLANES?????  uugghh.


ok....so I travel a lot. :)
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: vtguy84 on July 17, 2006, 10:09:05 AM
Quote from: saxandkeys on July 17, 2006, 10:07:50 AM
YO BX....

Why do hotels change the sheets...and leave the same nasty comforter on the bed?

Why is the hotels climate control system either too hot, or too cold?

Why don't the alarm clocks in hotels ever work after you set them?

Why do people insist on taking off their shoes on AIRPLANES?????  uugghh.


ok....so I travel a lot. :)

Remind me NOT to travel with you :D :D :D
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: saxandkeys on July 17, 2006, 10:20:32 AM
Quote from: vtguy84 on July 17, 2006, 10:09:05 AM
Remind me NOT to travel with you :D :D :D

I gotta get a different job man :( :(
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: nessalynn77 on July 17, 2006, 10:34:38 AM
Quote from: B_XALTED on July 16, 2006, 08:36:45 AM
Victorias Secret is that he is really a 300 pound man named Earl... Waldo is doing 10-15 in Folsom.... Something about being an exibitionist... Have you noticed how the Rabbit acts??? Like he done hit that bottle already, Trix is full of sugar... what would the outcomebe??? And as for R&B, Yolanda broke the cycle at the BET awards.... lol...
:D :D :D
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: B_XALTED on July 17, 2006, 10:46:36 AM
Quote from: saxandkeys on July 17, 2006, 10:07:50 AM
YO BX....

Why do hotels change the sheets...and leave the same nasty comforter on the bed?

Why is the hotels climate control system either too hot, or too cold?

Why don't the alarm clocks in hotels ever work after you set them?

Why do people insist on taking off their shoes on AIRPLANES?????  uugghh.


ok....so I travel a lot. :)

LOL... I dont have an answer to that.
I went to Nags Head and went to a hotel that had bed bugs.... I thought that was a MYTH, but waking up with red bumps and crawling things on you is not a good thing. Them people were lucky I am saved, and sanctified...loll... Cause I was gone set it off! But instead I took them up on an offer for a free suite...lol...
Title: Re: Does anyone know??
Post by: nessalynn77 on July 17, 2006, 11:35:32 AM
Quote from: B_XALTED on July 17, 2006, 10:46:36 AM
LOL... I dont have an answer to that.
I went to Nags Head and went to a hotel that had bed bugs.... I thought that was a MYTH, but waking up with red bumps and crawling things on you is not a good thing. Them people were lucky I am saved, and sanctified...loll... Cause I was gone set it off! But instead I took them up on an offer for a free suite...lol...
  Hopefully you'll request the bug-free free suite.