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Main => Gospel Music Lounge => Topic started by: ~aLl_Gr0wN_uP~ on November 14, 2007, 05:39:39 PM
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So I'm at work... in front of a new hire training class, and the receptionist comes in with a stack of HR paperwork, and she drops half on the floor, I turn around (with my back facing the class), and bent over to pick them up, and RIP!!! I busted my pants... I am quite sure the visual was ummm, out of this world, but the sound of the riping fabric just made it so much worse... LOL. THATS WHY I AM LOSING TEN MORE POUNDS >:( !!! :D :D :D
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So I'm at work... in front of a new hire training class, and the receptionist comes in with a stack of HR paperwork, and she drops half on the floor, I turn around (with my back facing the class), and bent over to pick them up, and RIP!!! I busted my pants... I am quite sure the visual was ummm, out of this world, but the sound of the riping fabric just made it so much worse... LOL. THATS WHY I AM LOSING TEN MORE POUNDS >:( !!! :D :D :D
I BIND that devil in the name of JESUS!
LOLLLLL
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OMG!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
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:o :o :o :o :D :D :D...WOW!!!!
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So I'm at work... in front of a new hire training class, and the receptionist comes in with a stack of HR paperwork, and she drops half on the floor, I turn around (with my back facing the class), and bent over to pick them up, and RIP!!! I busted my pants... I am quite sure the visual was ummm, out of this world, but the sound of the riping fabric just made it so much worse... LOL. THATS WHY I AM LOSING TEN MORE POUNDS >:( !!! :D :D :D
**Let us bow our heads and have moment of silence for our sister jeans**
R.I.P. (Ripped in Pieces) ;D :'(
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LOL... yall aint even right.
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I BIND that devil in the name of JESUS!
LOLLLLL
Well, while you're binding that devil, WHO'S gonna bind TW's pants!? :D :D :D :D
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This is why I always tell people to bend at the knees. :)
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This is why I always tell people to bend at the knees. :)
The thought never crossed my mind...
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This is why I always tell people to bend at the knees. :)
Ditto, 4HG.
BX, I cannot imagine how embarassing this must've been for you. I had a similar incident, and although it was humiliating, it wasn't nearly as bad as this one... lol. :D Glad you recovered, sis! ;D
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You know what....
This is too easy....
Le'me get up outta here....
:D
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You know what....
This is too easy....
Le'me get up outta here....
:D
Is that another fat joke?
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Is that another fat joke?
NO....
Can we please not go back to that... :-\
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Ditto, 4HG.
BX, I cannot imagine how embarassing this must've been for you. I had a similar incident, and although it was humiliating, it wasn't nearly as bad as this one... lol. :D Glad you recovered, sis! ;D
My recourse was that I lost 30 pounds... The visual isnt as bad as it coulda been a few months ago...LOL.
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NO....
Can we please not go back to that... :-\
What are you talking about?
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This is why I always tell people to bend at the knees. :)
The thought never crossed my mind...
Nah, I think THIS is what Redy was talking about.
:D :D :D :D
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You know what....
This is too easy....
Le'me get up outta here....
:D
DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT!!!!! :D :D :D
My recourse was that I lost 30 pounds... The visual isnt as bad as it coulda been a few months ago...LOL.
Actually, I'm with you... it's not the visual that's so bad, it's the sound effect... lol. I'm still traumatized from that sound, myself. :-\ :D :D :D
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Nah, I think THIS is what Redy was talking about.
:D :D :D :D
I know, I was only kidding. I like to watch you bald people sweat a little.
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DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT!!!!! :D :D :D
Actually, I'm with you... it's not the visual that's so bad, it's the sound effect... lol. I'm still traumatized from that sound, myself. :-\ :D :D :D
That sound haunted me all night... just imagine the sound of someone biting an apple... LOL...its the same thing.
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What are you talking about?
Another fat joke....
After what happened last time....
You know I don't play with you that way no more...
I don't need to refresh your memory, do I??
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Another fat joke....
After what happened last time....
You know I don't play with you that way no more...
I don't need to refresh your memory, do I??
**In Madeas Voice**
Oh please callme fat, I wanna hear you say it...
**takin off my ear rings**
C'mon Redy, ooooh, please call me fat, c'mon, say it, just say the word.... Come on.....
**bitin my twinkie**
C'mon and do it, see what I do ta ya.... Oh, Lwad hol'me back....
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I know, I was only kidding. I like to watch you bald people sweat a little.
Hecc, I bkeen sweating since I saw dat A... :o :o :o :o...err...*tugs collar* Is the heat on somewhere?
8)
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Hecc, I bkeen sweating since I saw dat A... :o :o...err...*tugs collar* Is the heat on somewhere?
8)
:o OMG, dont go there... LOL... Please dont go there....
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**In Madeas Voice**
Oh please callme fat, I wanna hear you say it...
**takin off my ear rings**
C'mon Redy, ooooh, please call me fat, c'mon, say it, just say the word.... Come on.....
**bitin my twinkie**
C'mon and do it, see what I do ta ya.... Oh, Lwad hol'me back....
Ok calm down....
I'll take you to the cheese steak spot...
You don't have to act all Negrodian..... :D :D
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Ok calm down....
I'll take you to the cheese steak spot...
You don't have to act all Negrodian..... :D :D
LMBO.... What is a Negrodian person exactly? And you and LL come back to the cheesesteak spot... You know, it really was a blessing meeting both of you for real... And Again, I must say that the massive size of your head is going to be something I share with my grandchildren... and their children, and their children, and their children, and their children... LOL...
And I also think you need to calm wayyy down, dont you live around the corner from me?
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:o OMG, dont go there... LOL... Please dont go there....
What? Avatar? ?/? ?/?
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What? Avatar? ?/? ?/?
Yeah... thats it.
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LMBO.... What is a Negrodian person exactly? And you and LL come back to the cheesesteak spot... You know, it really was a blessing meeting both of you for real... And Again, I must say that the massive size of your head is going to be something I share with my grandchildren... and their children, and their children, and their children, and their children... LOL...
And I also think you need to calm wayyy down, dont you live around the corner from me?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
But attached to this big head is a handsome face... ;)
Or at least thats what mama told me...
:D :D :D
But we can hook up at the spot...
whenever you want to....
You owe me a hug... >:(
Depending on where you live....
I may be around the corner.... ;D
*Note to self*
TIME TO MOVE!!!
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Hecc, I bkeen sweating since I saw dat A... :o :o :o :o...err...*tugs collar* Is the heat on somewhere?
8)
You threw me off... cause of the big A... my mind went somewhere else... ::)
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
But attached to this big head is a handsome face... ;)
Or at least thats what mama told me...
:D :D :D
But we can hook up at the spot...
whenever you want to....
You owe me a hug... >:(
Depending on where you live....
I may be around the corner.... ;D
*Note to self*
TIME TO MOVE!!!
You are handsome... for a monkey... and I dont owe you nuffin. And I live on Wayne and Winona...
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You are handsome... for a monkey... and I dont owe you nuffin. And I live on Wayne and Winona...
Uncalled for.....
Mama said monkeys are cute!!!!
MAMA SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D ;D :D ;D
And yeah...
You're not exactly around
the corner...but you
are very close to me....
Ok maybe you don't owe me....
But since our last convo....
A hug is in order....LOL
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You threw me off... cause of the big A... my mind went somewhere else... ::)
Still fits. 8)
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Uncalled for.....
Mama said monkeys are cute!!!!
MAMA SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D ;D :D ;D
And yeah...
You're not exactly around
the corner...but you
are very close to me....
Ok maybe you don't owe me....
But since our last convo....
A hug is in order....LOL
A compromise... You meet me at Broad and Erie, and get me a cheese steak from Max's, fried onions, mushrooms, mayo and ketchup, slat and pepper.... And a bottle of pineapple soda.... And I wont mention the fact that your hands are bigger than your face.
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A compromise... You meet me at Broad and Erie, and get me a cheese steak from Max's, fried onions, mushrooms, mayo and ketchup, slat and pepper.... And a bottle of pineapple soda.... And I wont mention the fact that your hands are bigger than your face.
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Must bke a Philly thing. *shrugs shoulders*
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Must bke a Philly thing. *shrugs shoulders*
Shut up...
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A compromise... You meet me at Broad and Erie, and get me a cheese steak from Max's, fried onions, mushrooms, mayo and ketchup, slat and pepper.... And a bottle of pineapple soda.... And I wont mention the fact that your hands are bigger than your face.
No problem....and if you do that....
Then I won't mention the fact
that your head belongs on a 4yr old...
And not on a grown woman
who inhales Cornish hens with one breath....
I can go all day mami....
;) :D ;D :D ;D :D
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No problem....and if you do that....
Then I won't mention the fact
that your head belongs on a 4yr old...
And not on a grown woman
who inhales Cornish hens with one breath....
I can go all day mami....
;) :D ;D :D ;D :D
:o :o :o :o
*sprinkles some sand & wishes Dubz was here*
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:o :o :o :o
*sprinkles some sand & wishes Dubz was here*
She tryin' to pull da kid
outta retirement son....
Snappin' was my thang
back in the day.... ;)
She 'ont know..... :D ;D :D ;D :D
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She tryin' to pull da kid
outta retirement son....
Snappin' was my thang
back in the day.... ;)
She 'ont know..... :D ;D :D ;D :D
I wont tell them about your little problem with the you know what either.... ::)
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I wont tell them about your little problem with the you know what either.... ::)
Please clue me in....
Cause I don't have any problems.....
Other than big women with small heads....
Just scary...... :o
:D ;D :D
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I wont tell them about your little problem with the you know what either.... ::)
Oh no. :o :o
Please clue me in....
Cause I don't have any problems.....
Other than big women with small heads....
Just scary...... :o
:D ;D :D
EXCELLENT RECOVERY!! :D :D :D :D
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Note to self: Get a job were The Artist Formerly Known as B_X works.
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*Bursts into the room ready to say WHUDDUP!*
*Stops in tracks and observes convo...*
*Backs out slowly through the door, turns, and doesn't look back*
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LOL... OMG, this is hilarious. So Wally, you gone ac' like you 'ont know. I for yo information, my momma said that my head would develop just fine.... MAMA SAID remember !