.......without being to specific, but all women can not pull off the blonde/platinum hair look. Just thought I'd give that to the women for free. :)
Not all women can wear opened toe shoes either... like all men can't wear muscle shirts...A to da MEN!!!!
A to da MEN!!!!
Not all women can wear opened toe shoes either... like all men can't wear muscle shirts...
.......without being to specific, but all women can not pull off the blonde/platinum hair look. Just thought I'd give that to the women for free. :)
NO man I've seen yet can "pull off" the "short tie" LOL, at least not in my book :D :D :D
Not all women can pull off hazel contacts (and those are played out, anyway ::))
NO man I've seen yet can "pull off" the "short tie" LOL, at least not in my book :D :D :D
NO man I've seen yet can "pull off" the "short tie" LOL, at least not in my book :D :D :D
The "short tie" is the DUMBEST "fashion" look I've seen in a LOOOOONG time.
Yeah, it IS dumb... when worn by the wrong folks. :-\
The "short tie" is the DUMBEST "fashion" look I've seen in a LOOOOONG time.
I don't 'spect y'all to know nothin about fashion, no way... lol... except MAYBE U13, and I'm not even that sure... lol... ::) :D :D :PI knows what I likes, and that's all that matters, lol.
Not all women can pull off the Low-Cut hair. It's just not attractive sometimes.
Not all women can pull off the college-girl look, ala the girls in Greater Anointing.
Not all women can pull off weave.
NO woman can pull off the pajama look.
And as for Silver Hair? The only women I've ever seen attempt that (Thank God) are the ones on the cover of James Hall's CD. What's their name again? The Hall-ettes?
I knows what I likes, and that's all that matters, lol.
Well shucks, while we're on the subject...
Not all women can pull off low-rise jeans, either...
Now skinny ties are nice
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Pwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
You ain't neva lied...
And "thinner" girls aren't exempt, either. Ladies just need to be conscious of how they look, and a full-length mirror should be a girl's best friend!
If you have a little extra chunk in the middle or on the sides (love handles -- and yes, skinny girls get love handles, too), DO NOT WEAR LOW-RISE JEANS! They are made for those ladies with near-perfect abs. If you MUST wear them, at least wear a long sweater (which is pretty played out... lol) or a blouse worn on the outside and blazer.
The more intelligent term is...
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I don't 'spect y'all to know nothin about fashion, no way... lol... except U13, and I'm not even that sure... lol... ::) :D :D :P
Back when "Daisy Dukes" and Spandex were big, I used to say that I was gonna invent the interactive clothes rack. Maybe I need to resurrect that idea. Here's how it worked.......
Each clothes rack that had Daisy Dukes or spandex on them would be surrounded by a weight sensitive pad. The pad would trigger a recording that would play back a message, based on the location of the store and the weight of the person making the purchase. Here's a few sample recordings.
A suburban mall: "These shorts will make a wonderful gift for your little sister"
A downtown mall: "So, which one of you two are these for?"'
Ray-Ray's Record Store & Boutique: "Oh no you di-int think you could fit in these" or "Gettin' a jump on that halloween shopping?"
Marshalls or Burlington Coat Factory: "Please back away from the spandex....repeat....Please back away from the spandex"
Well shucks, while we're on the subject...TROOF!!! lol 8)
Not all women can pull off low-rise jeans, either...
Not all women can pull off hazel contacts (and those are played out, anyway ::))
Not all women can pull off that metallic-type makeup (eyeshadows and lipsticks)...
Not all women can pull off shirts that expose the midriff...
Not all women can pull off sleeveless/strapless/spaghetti strap blouses...
Not all women can pull off open-toed shoes, or slingbacks...
And I would be remiss if I didn't join in with my sister and remind the fellas that
Not all men can pull off straight-legged jeans...
Not all men can pull off fitted sweaters or vests...
Not all men can pull off braids and dreads...
Not all men can pull off a bald head...
Not all men can pull off the "short tie" look...
Not all men can pull off the receding hairline...
I think I better stop there. :)
not all women can wear SPANDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL ;D ;D
AND NO MAN WEARS SPANDEX.....
man law rule 487659-01
Ray-Ray's Record Store & Boutique: "Oh no you di-int think you could fit in these" or "Gettin' a jump on that halloween shopping?"
Unless he's a track star.
If he is a track star, spandex will provide the best aerodynamics.
And if he's wearing spandex, he WILL need track-star SPEED!
Not all Women (and Men) can pull off wearing fur coats. If you scare the kids at church, cuz they think you a bear, you are one of them.
Not all Women (and Men) can pull off wearing fur coats. If you scare the kids at church, cuz they think you a bear, you are one of them.
LOL...i kno this is off da subject...but uh do u kno that u look kinda like Kanye West? (if u kno who dat is)
The "short tie" is the DUMBEST "fashion" look I've seen in a LOOOOONG time.
I'll only say that there is truth to the rumor that we've never actually been seen in the same place at the same time. I'm just sayin'............
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Peace,
James