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....commences now.
For more details and rules, check out last year's show. (http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php/topic,43924.0.html)
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That time again huh, oh how time passes by!!!
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I'm ready!
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I'm ready!
Looking at the date on your pic, you've been ready for a while! :D
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I'm ready!
You mean in McCraken language, "I'm Fi'ed Up"!!!
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Looking at the date on your pic, you've been ready for a while! :D
You have no idea. :D
That date is screwed up, though. Guess my camera wanted to be funky.
You mean in McCraken language, "I'm Fi'ed Up"!!!
AMEN! Cause God is my every, every, EVERYthing! Heeeeey, ya ya ya ya. :D
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You have no idea. :D
That date is screwed up, though. Guess my camera wanted to be funky.
AMEN! Cause God is my every, every, EVERYthing! Heeeeey, ya ya ya ya. :D
ROFL @ heyyyyyyyyy, ya ya ya ya! :D :D :D :D :D
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Oooo, oooooo, ooooooo, Can I dance in the first production number of the night?
And I want to present an award with Pastor Kerney Thomas. That should be fun as well as interesting.
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I had a tough time choosing a date, but I finally settled on...
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Prison-Break-fif095.jpg)
I figured the interracial storyline will provide plenty of juicy gossip for the paparrazi (sp?) on the red carpet, and I just appreciate his overall hotness, lol.
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I'm a little annoyed at the moment. I should've known not to do business with ghetto high school chicks. At the last minute, that dumb Marche Taylor, who was supposed to be loaning me the dress that got her booted from her prom decided that the only way she'll let me wear it is if I leave the tag she sewed on the back that says "a Marche original - LOANER garment."
So, anyway... I'm back to the drawing board... tryna find a dress, gotta find a new date (mine cancelled when I told him I wasn't wearing the Marche bandaid gown).
So much to do, so little time in which to do it.
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*Meanwhile at home REDY prepares for the show*
*Yells to wife*
Hey baby..I know I rocked the powder blue leisure suit, the bowtie
wing-tip shoes with the ruffle shirt last year, but I'm not doing that this year.
I'ma look good...I promise. ;D
Are you almost ready??
*Wifey answers slowly*
Yes dear I'm almost ready.
*REDY walks into the other room and notices that wifey is fully dressed*
*But Wifey is on her knees praying that her husband doesn't embarass her this year with his attire*
*REDY walks back into the bedroom*
Man I don't care what she thinks..I got a fan base, and they expect me to be fly.
I can't wait 'til tonight!!
*REDY looks at his clothes which he has set out on the bed...with the shoes lined up on the floor*
He-sha-bo-bo-bo!!
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I had a tough time choosing a date, but I finally settled on...
([url]http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Prison-Break-fif095.jpg[/url])
I figured the interracial storyline will provide plenty of juicy gossip for the paparrazi (sp?) on the red carpet, and I just appreciate his overall hotness, lol.
Okay, all this time I've been in love with Wentworth Miller, didn't realize he was half-black, go figure (not that it matters ;))
Y'all behave for this one, LGM. If I marry this guy, I won't even have to change my last name!
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*Meanwhile at home REDY prepares for the show*
*Yells to wife*
Hey baby..I know I rocked the powder blue leisure suit, the bowtie
wing-tip shoes with the ruffle shirt last year, but I'm not doing that this year.
I'ma look good...I promise. ;D
Are you almost ready??
*Wifey answers slowly*
Yes dear I'm almost ready.
*REDY walks into the other room and notices that wifey is fully dressed*
*But Wifey is on her knees praying that her husband doesn't embarass her this year with his attire*
*REDY walks back into the bedroom*
Man I don't care what she thinks..I got a fan base, and they expect me to be fly.
I can't wait 'til tonight!!
*REDY looks at his clothes which he has set out on the bed...with the shoes lined up on the floor*
He-sha-bo-bo-bo!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!TOOO FUNNY!!!LOL!!!
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I herd there was a new sponsor....
www.harlemsheaven.com
(http://www.harlemsheaven.com/images/IMG_2885-600.jpg)(http://www.harlemsheaven.com/images/IMG_2887-600.jpg)
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Due to some upsetting and earth-shattering news, I may have to get another date... I'm not feeling well, I may not be able to attend.
I hate the devil.
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We may need to wait til NJ returns to start the show, since he has all of the sealed envelopes. :)
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We may need to wait til NJ returns to start the show, since he has all of the sealed envelopes. :)
::) *sigh*
Black folks... I'm telling you.
You mean to tell me y'all left the entire SHOW in the hands of one person???
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Ok, we're good, date's back on. I heard from the horse's mouth that he's not, and that's enough for me, lol. ;)
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*REDY makes call from home to LGM Awards Show Head Quarters*
So when is the show starting?
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I had a tough time choosing a date, but I finally settled on...
([url]http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Prison-Break-fif095.jpg[/url])
I figured the interracial storyline will provide plenty of juicy gossip for the paparrazi (sp?) on the red carpet, and I just appreciate his overall hotness, lol.
That's my dog right there. Go ahead and get Nessa, the dude is SMART. Well, he is on Prison Break, LOL.
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*REDY makes another call from home to the LGM Awards Show Head Quarters*
Hey guys this is Redy...
Is it true that T-Payne is making
a guest appearance to promote his new
Gospel Album... "Gon' and tip Jesus" ??
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*REDY makes another call from home to the LGM Awards Show Head Quarters*
Hey guys this is Redy...
Is it true that T-Payne is making
a guest appearance to promote his new
Gospel Album... "Gon' and tip Jesus" ??
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need to stop!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
When is this show gona start?!?!?
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I think it already started... but we're all sitting around waiting on NJ to bring the envelopes, I guess... ::)
According to the host's first announcement, it started already. :-\
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*Looks around*
Ummm...I didn't come here in my nice penguin dinner suit (See avatar) just to sit around and watch. Let's get this party started! Come on everyone, repeat after me...
THE LORD IS HIGH ABOVE THE HEAVENS!
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**mumbles unenthusiastically**
The Lord is high above the heavens...
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oh snap thats my song!! sing it Boy!!!! lol
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No snacks, drinks, finger food, nothing!!
YAWN!!!!!!
Looks like i wasted my Lime Green/ Neon Orange suit...
***Scopin out the honeys***
I think it already started... but we're all sitting around waiting on NJ to bring the envelopes, I guess... ::)
According to the host's first announcement, it started already. :-\
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need to stop!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
When is this show gona start?!?!?
Hmm, might not be so boring after all...
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*REDY makes another call from home to the Head Quarters*
Hey guys...its Redy.......AGAIN....hehehehe.
I was just wondering, how many people are there?
Cause I wanna make my entrance....
so everyone can see my gear.
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**mumbles unenthusiastically**
The Lord is high above the heavens...
You too, huh? :D
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No snacks, drinks, finger food, nothing!!
YAWN!!!!!!
Looks like i wasted my Lime Green/ Neon Orange suit...
***Scopin out the honeys***
Hmm, might not be so boring after all...
No Snacks!!!!!!!!!! wat about the REd Kool-aid i heard about....gosh....Lime/Green im feelin yo suit!! work it lol!!
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repeat after me...
THE LORD IS HIGH ABOVE THE HEAVENS!
Glad you didn't ask us to turn to our neighbor and say this...
There's noone sitting at my table right now... :)
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Call me when the after party starts?
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*REDY makes another call from home to the Head Quarters*
Hey guys...its Redy.......AGAIN....hehehehe.
I was just wondering, how many people are there?
Cause I wanna make my entrance....
so everyone can see my gear.
There are about 6 of us here...
No Snacks!!!!!!!!!! wat about the REd Kool-aid i heard about....gosh....Lime/Green im feelin yo suit!! work it lol!!
Y'all don't have food? You must not have been invited to sit in the VIP section, darlin.... We have surf and turf up here... and allllllllllll kinds of appetizers and desserts and beverages and thangs... Head over to section G. I think that's where the kool-aid and sunflower seeds and slim jims and thangs are...
You too, huh? :D
We need Dorothy Norwood up in here to help us Shake, Shake, Shake... lol
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Call me when the after party starts?
After party? You're not coming with me???
Dang, I guess I gotta find myself another date. :-\ :-[
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**mumbles unenthusiastically**
The Lord is high above the heavens...
You too, huh? :D
*Cues for music (provided by West Angeles COGIC Music Department, of course) to stop.*
Oh, so yall want to act boogie? God done blessed you with a few dollars and yall wanna act cute? That's fine. I don't care. Sit there and act cute. See if I care. >:( >:(
*Re-enters seat next to Evangelist McCracken*
They acting cute, but I don't care. Does it look like I care? Because I don't. Trust. >:( >:(
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***Turns around looking real bored, spots Sjon, yells out***
"HEY SJON, I SEE YOU BACK THERE NINJA, WUZ GUUUUUUUD!!!!!!!!!!"
***Sjon ducks head in shame***
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There are about 6 of us here...
Y'all don't have food? You must not have been invited to sit in the VIP section, darlin.... We have surf and turf up here... and allllllllllll kinds of appetizers and desserts and beverages and thangs... Head over to section G. I think that's where the kool-aid and sunflower seeds and slim jims and thangs are...
We need Dorothy Norwood up in here to help us Shake, Shake, Shake... lol
Im coming!!! Save me a seat...just gota sneak in there lol!!!!!!!
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Glad you didn't ask us to turn to our neighbor and say this...
There's noone sitting at my table right now... :)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Im coming!!! Save me a seat...just gota sneak in there lol!!!!!!!
Security!!!!
This lady's ticket is a photocopy, get her out of here.
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Security!!!!
This lady's ticket is a photocopy, get her out of here.
you wrong 4 that lol!!!
an i even said i liked yo Limegreen Suit ;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This will be my first award show...I can't wait! First I'm gonna get Redy's autograph...I'm probably his biggest fan(maybe his only fan.) Meet Sjonathan and talk about the whooping the Lakers put on Boston and show off my date to LGM
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/BigCee52/00ashanti4taggediv1.jpg)
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This will be my first award show...I can't wait! First I'm gonna get Redy's autograph...I'm probably his biggest fan(maybe his only fan.) Meet Sjonathan and talk about the whooping the Lakers put on Boston and show off my date to LGM
([url]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/BigCee52/00ashanti4taggediv1.jpg[/url])
Hmmmm...
*Moves away from Evangelist McCracken so he can sit to the other side of Cordney's date*
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you wrong 4 that lol!!!
an i even said i liked yo Limegreen Suit ;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well next time stop photocopying tickets.
If you promise to sit next to me and call me Big Daddy, i'll call off security.
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This is just like black folks.... *sigh*
*music commences- curtain goes up*
WELCOME TO THE 3rd ANNUAL LGM AWARDS
*Evangaluss McCracken walks out w/ envelop*
"HEYYYY, BUT I THANK GAWD!!!! Our first category tonight is Best Alter-Ego and the nominees are...
SisterT
RjthaKid
WOLFMAN
Doubles22
LEYLAH
...and the winner is EEe Bee bee aye SHANAMAHA....
....Doubles22 for "Cynical man"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is just like black folks.... *sigh*
*music commences- curtain goes up*
WELCOME TO THE 3rd ANNUAL LGM AWARDS
*Evangaluss McCracken walks out w/ envelop*
"HEYYYY, BUT I THANK GAWD!!!! Our first category tonight is Best Alter-Ego and the nominees are...
SisterT
RjthaKid
WOLFMAN
Doubles22
LEYAH
...and the winner is EEe Bee bee aye SHANAMAHA....
....Doubles22 for "Cynical man"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*waits for doubles' ovation and slides into seat with Wentworth in tow*
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Well next time stop photocopying tickets.
If you promise to sit next to me and call me Big Daddy, i'll call off security.
umm :-\ i will sit by you..sooo call off security ;D
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has it finally started>?
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has it finally started>?
I think it has!!!!!!
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After party? You're not coming with me???
Dang, I guess I gotta find myself another date. :-\ :-[
Nah, don't do that... I'm going with you!!
*peeks at Cordney's date*
This will be my first award show...I can't wait! First I'm gonna get Redy's autograph...I'm probably his biggest fan(maybe his only fan.) Meet Sjonathan and talk about the whooping the Lakers put on Boston and show off my date to LGM
([url]http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/BigCee52/00ashanti4taggediv1.jpg[/url])
Draw me nearer, nearer, blessed LAWD!!... :-X
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This is just like black folks.... *sigh*
*music commences- curtain goes up*
WELCOME TO THE 3rd ANNUAL LGM AWARDS
*Evangaluss McCracken walks out w/ envelop*
"HEYYYY, BUT I THANK GAWD!!!! Our first category tonight is Best Alter-Ego and the nominees are...
SisterT
RjthaKid
WOLFMAN
Doubles22
LEYAH
...and the winner is EEe Bee bee aye SHANAMAHA....
....Doubles22 for "Cynical man"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**looks bored** Is it time for my solo yet? ::)
These results have been thrown. Any time Leylah is in an alter ego contest and LOSES, something is wrong. I demand to know how much Doubles paid for this win.
For our second category, Most Likely to Use the Word "Sadly" in a Post, our nominees are:
FuriousStyles
Bboy
SJonathan
FunkStrat
And of course, the winner is... by a landslide....
**in the voice of a Wrestling Announcer**
Essssssssssssssssssss JONATHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nah, don't do that... I'm going with you!!
*peeks at Cordney's date*
Draw me nearer, nearer, blessed LAWD!!... :-X
So you think you just gon' sit right next to me and be staring at some other chick all night??? Yeah, He gon' draw you nearer alright.... keep it up, buddy.... >:(
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Hmmmm...
*Moves away from Evangelist McCracken so he can sit to the other side of Cordney's date*
*Cordney reaches around date...taps TJ on the shoulder and whisper "If I catch you staring we will have a problem!" Turns back to the front to acknowledge the first winner*
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This is just like black folks.... *sigh*
*music commences- curtain goes up*
WELCOME TO THE 3rd ANNUAL LGM AWARDS
*Evangaluss McCracken walks out w/ envelop*
"HEYYYY, BUT I THANK GAWD!!!! Our first category tonight is Best Alter-Ego and the nominees are...
SisterT
RjthaKid
WOLFMAN
Doubles22
LEYAH
...and the winner is EEe Bee bee aye SHANAMAHA....
....Doubles22 for "Cynical man"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****walks across the stage past Dubs like 50cent with the ice grill gas face****
>:( >:( >:( >:(
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Oops..... I'm late! Walks in and proceeds to take a seat next to Steely....looks over at Rue......
My bad, I thought that was organplaya04 ;D
Organplaya04: Britt, if you don't get yo' butt over here!
Britt: Sorry, it's soo dark in here, I can't see!
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I mean you all can start. Look at how we did it in the past (1st thread) and go from there. :)
Someone presents an award, gives us the nominees and tells us the winner.
It's simple (hopefully) :)
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I mean you all can start. Look at how we did it in the past (1st thread) and go from there. :)
Someone presents an award, gives us the nominees and tells us the winner.
It's simple (hopefully) :)
You're late, sweets. We already started. ;)
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ooo..its gettin good
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Oops..... I'm late! Walks in and proceeds to take a seat next to Steely....looks over at Rue......
My bad, I thought that was organplaya04 ;D
Organplaya04: Britt, if you don't get yo' butt over here!
Britt: Sorry, it's soo dark in here, I can't see!
Please don't think that just because I'm in this super-hot dress and these 5" heels, and my hair is all did, and face beat, that I won't bust you upside yo head for lookin at my date.... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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And now, our bonus category for the night...dedicated to all soloist who are slated to perform on this illustrious card.
The Category is...
MOST LIKELY TO BE STUNG BY A GREEN BUG WHILE SINGING A SERMONIC SOLO IN JAMAICA.
Our nominees are:
Larue1212
Larue1212
Larue1212
And the winner is...
LARUE1212
Come get your prize, sweetie. :D :D :D :D
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And now, our bonus category for the night...dedicated to all soloist who are slated to perform on this illustrious card.
The Category is...
MOST LIKELY TO BE STUNG BY A GREEN BUG WHILE SINGING A SERMONIC SOLO IN JAMAICA.
Our nominees are:
Larue1212
Larue1212
Larue1212
And the winner is...
LARUE1212
Come get your prize, sweetie. :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D
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Oops..... I'm late! Walks in and proceeds to take a seat next to Steely....looks over at Rue......
My bad, I thought that was organplaya04 ;D
Organplaya04: Britt, if you don't get yo' butt over here!
Britt: Sorry, it's soo dark in here, I can't see!
Please don't think that just because I'm in this super-hot dress and these 5" heels, and my hair is all did, and face beat, that I won't bust you upside yo head for lookin at my date.... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
***Whispers furiously***
Can you two ladies please be quiet, we can't hear the show. Either be quiet or take it outside.
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Either be quiet or take it outside.
You wish.
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You wish.
***Glares at Nessa***
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
What sordid fantasies i have in my mind are none of your business.
SECURITY!!!!!!!!
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And now, our bonus category for the night...dedicated to all soloist who are slated to perform on this illustrious card.
The Category is...
MOST LIKELY TO BE STUNG BY A GREEN BUG WHILE SINGING A SERMONIC SOLO IN JAMAICA.
Our nominees are:
Larue1212
Larue1212
Larue1212
And the winner is...
LARUE1212
Come get your prize, sweetie. :D :D :D :D
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, that's not even a real category. You made that up. It hasn't been approved or certified by the Awards Committee...
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***Storming out of show***
I paid good money for these tickets. I will not stay here and be harassed by noisy women.
Recee, coming?
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**looks bored** Is it time for my solo yet? ::)
These results have been thrown. Any time Leylah is in an alter ego contest and LOSES, something is wrong. I demand to know how much Doubles paid for this win.
For our second category, Most Likely to Use the Word "Sadly" in a Post, our nominees are:
FuriousStyles
Bboy
SJonathan
FunkStrat
And of course, the winner is... by a landslide....
**in the voice of a Wrestling Announcer**
Essssssssssssssssssss JONATHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sjon strolls across the stage like "Pops" Payne*
Hey Everybody!! I had no idea that I would be receiving an award...... *looks at his attire, jeans and Tims* ....sadly, I didn't really dress for the occasion.
I'd like to thank everyone; I'd call folks by name, but sadly, I forgot my acceptance speech in my good tux; which is, sadly, at home.
Anyway, I jus' wanna say, "Thank ya" first to Gawd, then all ya'll!! I'mma go' head and take my seat! Sadly, the guy with the camera is tryin' to wave me off.
HOLLA!!
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***Storming out of show***
I paid good money for these tickets. I will not stay here and be harassed by noisy women.
Recee, coming?
ummm how much u paying?
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ummm how much u paying?
Forget it, lets just sit and enjoy the show.
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Can someone update me ?? i just got here...
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Sure, here's a transcript: http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php?topic=56820.60 LOL
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Sure, here's a transcript: [url]http://www.learngospelmusic.com/forums/index.php?topic=56820.60 [/url] LOL
Hey.... was that a trick?? ?/? and i fell for it.... :-[
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(Emerges from kilos of popcorn)
What did I miss.
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Hey.... was that a trick?? ?/? and i feel for it.... :-[
?/? :-\ ::) :(
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?/? :-\ ::) :(
Wat? ;)
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Wat? ;)
Wait, are we on an intermission?!
Britt: Exscue me organplaya04, I'll be back I have to go uh.... to the ladies room, yeah thats it!
See's Rue in the restroom...........Britt approaches Rue.
Britt: Now what was that?! I let you slide 'cause I ain't wanna ruin the show for Fenix, but uh....
Rue: ::)
Rue takes off 5' inch heel and, and knocks Britt in the fo' (int) head.
Organplaya04: ?/? What happened to your head
Britt: Um.... (peaks over at Rue, Rue gives her a mean look), I ran into the bathroom door :-\, when does the show start? Did I miss anything?
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Sorry I'm late, but I had to go pick up my date as well. ;D :D ;D:
(http://a309.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_dc019083c4764052d14d1c281c04d914.jpg) (http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1156351/photo_18_hires.jpg)
I know what yall thinking. Me & Alicia hit a rough patch, so we trying to cool off and regroup, LOL!!!
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Wait, are we on an intermission?!
when does the show start? Did I miss anything?[/i]
I think we are...It seems to only go on at certain times of the day.
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Sorry I'm late, but I had to go pick up my date as well. ;D :D ;D:
([url]http://a309.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_dc019083c4764052d14d1c281c04d914.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1156351/photo_18_hires.jpg[/url])
I know what yall thinking. Me & Alicia hit a rough patch, so we trying to cool off and regroup, LOL!!!
Heeeyyy NuNu! lol
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Sorry I'm late, but I had to go pick up my date as well. ;D :D ;D:
([url]http://a309.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/m_dc019083c4764052d14d1c281c04d914.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1156351/photo_18_hires.jpg[/url])
I know what yall thinking. Me & Alicia hit a rough patch, so we trying to cool off and regroup, LOL!!!
My, My, My...
*Leaves Cordney's date and goes to sit by T-Block's date*
Hey Baby. 8)
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AWw.. i wish i had a date... I wore this nice nice nice suit.. for wat...
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AWw.. i wish i had a date... I wore this nice nice nice suit.. for wat...
Is your wife not available¿ :)
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*Walks in looks around and looks for a seat*
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Announcer:
Next on the LGM Awards : The SAPPs Presenting : Never Could Have Made It without a Laugh from ??? Award?
We will be right back after a few messages from our sponsors...
(http://www.learngospelmusic.com/media/albums/userpics/22867/sapp2_03.jpg)
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And for our last category of the night: Most Likely to Have Black Card Revoked, the nominees are:
4HG, for his admission that he doesn't like BBQ ribs
TJ, for never having seen The Color Purple (to this very day :-\)
Nessa, for having that Utah accent that betrays her skin color
Rochelle33... well, that's self-explanatory. :D
And the award goes to..........
SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TEEEEJAY!!!!!!
The Academy would like to advise the audience that we do not celebrate the distribution of this award, nor do we consider it an honorable award. We find it insulting that any human being of any color would live in this country never having seen TCP. In common terms, that just ain't cute, boo. :-\
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Oops, I didn't realize the rest of y'all were still awake. My bad. That was not the last award of the night. Carry on, folks.
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where the heck i been.... haha
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Announcer:
Next on the LGM Awards : The SAPPs Presenting : Never Could Have Made It without a Laugh from ??? Award?
We will be right back after a few messages from our sponsors...
([url]http://www.learngospelmusic.com/media/albums/userpics/22867/sapp2_03.jpg[/url])
LOL, I like that, that's cute.And for our last category of the night: Most Likely to Have Black Card Revoked, the nominees are:
4HG, for his admission that he doesn't like BBQ ribs
TJ, for never having seen The Color Purple (to this very day :-\)
Nessa, for having that Utah accent that betrays her skin color
Rochelle33... well, that's self-explanatory. :D
And the award goes to..........
SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TEEEEJAY!!!!!!
The Academy would like to advise the audience that we do not celebrate the distribution of this award, nor do we consider it an honorable award. We find it insulting that any human being of any color would live in this country never having seen TCP. In common terms, that just ain't cute, boo. :-\
Whew! That was close. A sista can't help where she was born, lol.
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Is your wife not available¿ :)
I had leave her, she was still get her hair done.
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LGM Hospitality Committee carefully prepares banquet tables for hungry LGM members.
(http://www.learngospelmusic.com/media/albums/userpics/22867/banquet22.JPG)
(http://www.learngospelmusic.com/media/albums/userpics/22867/banquetcc.JPG)
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Ohhhhh,,,, Nice!
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And for our last category of the night: Most Likely to Have Black Card Revoked, the nominees are:
4HG, for his admission that he doesn't like BBQ ribs
TJ, for never having seen The Color Purple (to this very day :-\)
Nessa, for having that Utah accent that betrays her skin color
Rochelle33... well, that's self-explanatory. :D
And the award goes to..........
SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TEEEEJAY!!!!!!
The Academy would like to advise the audience that we do not celebrate the distribution of this award, nor do we consider it an honorable award. We find it insulting that any human being of any color would live in this country never having seen TCP. In common terms, that just ain't cute, boo. :-\
*Stumps up to the podium admist the silence of furious black attendees*
*Camera cuts to Martha Munizzi and Vickie Yohe sitting on the third row*
Martha: I don't see what the big deal is?
*Camera cuts back to TJ ready to make his acceptance speech*
You know what? Forget all of yall. I KNOW I'm black, thank you. Wanna know how I know I'm black? Because every time I arrive at work on time (like I usually do), my Boss, while making her rounds, peeks in and says with a shock "Oh, you're here!". Not only that, but every time I go to a restaurant, the waitress always conveniently opens the menu to the "Chicken" section. So what if I haven't seen the Color Purple? I drive a Ford Truck! And I've watched enough Madea to know every quote ANYWAYS! Oh, but yall want to call me out like that? Yall don't like that, do you? That's okay...yall REALLY ain't gonna like this one. My new date for the evening...
Come on out, baby...
(http://www.bentmagazine.com/s/media/blog/hillary_clinton.jpg)
Now what? Yall ain't got nothing to say NOW, do you? Thought not.
*Walks off stage to the tune of "Sweet Home, Alabama"*.
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Forget it, lets just sit and enjoy the show.
thank you!! very much!!
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*Stumps up to the podium admist the silence of furious black attendees*
*Camera cuts to Martha Munizzi and Vickie Yohe sitting on the third row*
Martha: I don't see what the big deal is?
*Camera cuts back to TJ ready to make his acceptance speech*
You know what? Forget all of yall. I KNOW I'm black, thank you. Wanna know how I know I'm black? Because every time I arrive at work on time (like I usually do), my Boss, while making her rounds, peeks in and says with a shock "Oh, you're here!". Not only that, but every time I go to a restaurant, the waitress always conveniently opens the menu to the "Chicken" section. So what if I haven't seen the Color Purple? I drive a Ford Truck! And I've watched enough Madea to know every quote ANYWAYS! Oh, but yall want to call me out like that? Yall don't like that, do you? That's okay...yall REALLY ain't gonna like this one. My new date for the evening...
Come on out, baby...
([url]http://www.bentmagazine.com/s/media/blog/hillary_clinton.jpg[/url])
Now what? Yall ain't got nothing to say NOW, do you? Thought not.
*Walks off stage to the tune of "Sweet Home, Alabama"*.
WOW TJ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*orchestra selection plays as the Bishop walks to podium with date*
(http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee21/thathotnessblog/BROOKLYN.jpg)
The next category is Most Hilarious LGM Poster and the nominees are... Hey girl, you can't be pinchin me there in front of these "saved" folks! *snicker* ..and the nominees are....
3rd-Day
Fenix
Doubles22
Redy2bUsed
LyricTenor
...and the award goes to....
FENIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*walks off stage BEHIND date giving God the glory*
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Woooowww... :o :o :o
We have ourselves a winner. :o :o
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Announcer:
Next on the LGM Awards : The SAPPs Presenting : Never Could Have Made It without a Laugh from ??? Award?
We will be right back after a few messages from our sponsors...
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I didn't know Marvin had that whole Jungle Fever thing going on!! :D (just joking)
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*Walks in with my companion*
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;D
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*orchestra selection plays as the Bishop walks to podium with date*
The next category is Most Hilarious LGM Poster and the nominees are... Hey girl, you can't be pinchin me there in front of these "saved" folks! *snicker* ..and the nominees are....
3rd-Day
Fenix
Doubles22
Redy2bUsed
LyricTenor
...and the award goes to....
FENIXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*walks off stage BEHIND date giving God the glory*
Are the awards still on? Can i still get my trophy?
I gotta get internet at home. :(
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Are the awards still on? Can i still get my trophy?
I gotta get internet at home. :(
Fix yo tie an go up there and get that Trophy BOY!!!!
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I'd first of all like to thank God, without whom i would not have a sense of humour. I'd like tot hank my folks, my sisters, my pastor who supported me, Jerry Seinfeld fro whom i got lots of material, Sjon for being understanding of my humour and cleaning up my mistakes (in the Piano room at least), Mme Rue for being fine as heck, Nessa for having a cute baby, U13 for pushing me to be funnier...
***Starts to cry***
...4HG for starting this site and overlooking my many push-the-envelope comments (probably due to laziness).
I'd also like to thank my girl Recee for...something, i dunno, but i still thank her :-\ :)
***Orchestra starts to drown out speech...***
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Thank me for coming with you...even tho u got on them bright Colors!!!LOL!!!!
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*Suddenly...the lights go out in the theater*
*everyone looking around*
*Redy points to the DJ...(who he hired himself), to cue his intro music*
*Suddenly The Big Payback by James Brown begins to play*
*Redy enters the room...pulling on his wife who refuses to enter the room with him looking like he does*
*finally he and wifey enter the theater...
wifey hiding her face w/ a church fan(that Redy told her would be a nice touch to her dress) as they walk down the aisle*
*Redy cues the spotlight*
*Wifey still hiding her face*
*Redy comes gliding down the aisle rocking a
soft pink supa-fly suit...white butterfly collar shirt with pink polka-dots,
top 2 buttons of the shirt are open displaying 3 off-gold herring bone chains
green suspenders white platform shoes with clear heels.
A turtle floating in the left heel...and 3 sea monkeys in the right heel
topped off with a white wide-brimmed hat with a candy cane-striped band going around it*
*as Redy approaches his seat he stumbles
a bit...but plays it off nicely as he turns
the stumble into what looks to be him kneeling to pray before he takes his seat*
*Gives DJ the "cut the music* sign*
*crosses his leg and tips his hat to NJTheBishop*
Go on playa...you can proceed now.
*wifey begins to pray....AGAIN*
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*Suddenly...the lights go out in the theater*
*everyone looking around*
*Redy points to the DJ...(who he hired himself), to cue his intro music*
*Suddenly The Big Payback by James Brown begins to play*
*Redy enters the room...pulling on his wife who refuses to enter the room with him looking like he does*
*finally he and wifey enter the theater...
wifey hiding her face w/ a church fan(that Redy told her would be a nice touch to her dress) as they walk down the aisle*
*Redy cues the spotlight*
*Wifey still hiding her face*
*Redy comes gliding down the aisle rocking a
soft pink supa-fly suit...white butterfly collar shirt with pink polka-dots,
top 2 buttons of the shirt are open displaying 3 off-gold herring bone chains
green suspenders white platform shoes with clear heels.
A turtle floating in the left heel...and 3 sea monkeys in the right heel
topped off with a white wide-brimmed hat with a candy cane-striped band going around it*
*as Redy approaches his seat he stumbles
a bit...but plays it off nicely as he turns
the stumble into what looks to be him kneeling to pray before he takes his seat*
*Gives DJ the "cut the music* sign*
*crosses his leg and tips his hat to NJTheBishop*
Go on playa...you can proceed now.
*wifey begins to pray....AGAIN*
PPPWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough, I cain't breeve* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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This is just like black folks.... *sigh*
*music commences- curtain goes up*
WELCOME TO THE 3rd ANNUAL LGM AWARDS
*Evangaluss McCracken walks out w/ envelop*
"HEYYYY, BUT I THANK GAWD!!!! Our first category tonight is Best Alter-Ego and the nominees are...
SisterT
RjthaKid
WOLFMAN
Doubles22
LEYLAH
...and the winner is EEe Bee bee aye SHANAMAHA....
....Doubles22 for "Cynical man"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***CRASH Cynical Man busts through the theatre wall wearing an all red suit like the Kool Aid man leaving a silhouette of his body outline in the rubbled wall***
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
What y'all know good all betwunxt and off up in here?
*walks to the podium struttin' like George Jefferson*
Can we give LaIdressedlikethisonpurposeRue a hand clap of praise for wearing that dress?
*as soon as people raise their hands to clap, Cynical Man cuts them off*
I'd like to thank the LGM Academy, the Kirby Vacuum Cleaner salesman, LeBron James's Vogue photographer, Latrell Sprewell, LaRue's Atlanta stalker, and the host of other people that have allowed me to use my cynical mind rather than just snatch you up by your collar and toss you down a flight of stairs.
*looks at Redy's outfit and begins laughing uncontrollably*
*collects himself*
Okay, where was I? Oh, shout out to the Grammar Wizard, ________T, and the one I thought would be my toughest competition...CSI: Blacklessburg.
Holla at ya bwoy!
***swoosh Cynical Man exits, stage right***
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***CRASH Cynical Man busts through the theatre wall wearing an all red suit like the Kool Aid man leaving a silhouette of his body outline in the rubbled wall***
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
What y'all know good all betwunxt and off up in here?
*walks to the podium struttin' like George Jefferson*
Can we give LaIdressedlikethisonpurposeRue a hand clap of praise for wearing that dress?
*as soon as people raise their hands to clap, Cynical Man cuts them off*
I'd like to thank the LGM Academy, the Kirby Vacuum Cleaner salesman, LeBron James's Vogue photographer, Latrell Sprewell, LaRue's Atlanta stalker, and the host of other people that have allowed me to use my cynical mind rather than just snatch you up by your collar and toss you down a flight of stairs.
*looks at Redy's outfit and begins laughing uncontrollably*
*collects himself*
Okay, where was I? Oh, shout out to the Grammar Wizard, ________T, and the one I thought would be my toughest competition...CSI: Blacklessburg.
Holla at ya bwoy!
***swoosh Cynical Man exits, stage right***
*Redy leans over to his wife who is not speaking to him*
"Hey baby...that boy got style....for real...did you see that Kool-aid suit?.....Hotness!! ;)
Hey, I wonder if they gon' have pork rines at the after party?"
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*Suddenly...the lights go out in the theater*
*everyone looking around*
*Redy points to the DJ...(who he hired himself), to cue his intro music*
*Suddenly The Big Payback by James Brown begins to play*
*Redy enters the room...pulling on his wife who refuses to enter the room with him looking like he does*
*finally he and wifey enter the theater...
wifey hiding her face w/ a church fan(that Redy told her would be a nice touch to her dress) as they walk down the aisle*
*Redy cues the spotlight*
*Wifey still hiding her face*
*Redy comes gliding down the aisle rocking a
soft pink supa-fly suit...white butterfly collar shirt with pink polka-dots,
top 2 buttons of the shirt are open displaying 3 off-gold herring bone chains
green suspenders white platform shoes with clear heels.
A turtle floating in the left heel...and 3 sea monkeys in the right heel
topped off with a white wide-brimmed hat with a candy cane-striped band going around it*
*as Redy approaches his seat he stumbles
a bit...but plays it off nicely as he turns
the stumble into what looks to be him kneeling to pray before he takes his seat*
*Gives DJ the "cut the music* sign*
*crosses his leg and tips his hat to NJTheBishop*
Go on playa...you can proceed now.
*wifey begins to pray....AGAIN*
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***CRASH Cynical Man busts through the theatre wall wearing an all red suit like the Kool Aid man leaving a silhouette of his body outline in the rubbled wall***
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
What y'all know good all betwunxt and off up in here?
*walks to the podium struttin' like George Jefferson*
Can we give LaIdressedlikethisonpurposeRue a hand clap of praise for wearing that dress?
*as soon as people raise their hands to clap, Cynical Man cuts them off*
I'd like to thank the LGM Academy, the Kirby Vacuum Cleaner salesman, LeBron James's Vogue photographer, Latrell Sprewell, LaRue's Atlanta stalker, and the host of other people that have allowed me to use my cynical mind rather than just snatch you up by your collar and toss you down a flight of stairs.
*looks at Redy's outfit and begins laughing uncontrollably*
*collects himself*
Okay, where was I? Oh, shout out to the Grammar Wizard, ________T, and the one I thought would be my toughest competition...CSI: Blacklessburg.
Holla at ya bwoy!
***swoosh Cynical Man exits, stage right***
The George Jefferson Strut is Priceless!! ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
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***CRASH Cynical Man busts through the theatre wall wearing an all red suit like the Kool Aid man leaving a silhouette of his body outline in the rubbled wall***
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
What y'all know good all betwunxt and off up in here?
*walks to the podium struttin' like George Jefferson*
Can we give LaIdressedlikethisonpurposeRue a hand clap of praise for wearing that dress?
*as soon as people raise their hands to clap, Cynical Man cuts them off*
I'd like to thank the LGM Academy, the Kirby Vacuum Cleaner salesman, LeBron James's Vogue photographer, Latrell Sprewell, LaRue's Atlanta stalker, and the host of other people that have allowed me to use my cynical mind rather than just snatch you up by your collar and toss you down a flight of stairs.
*looks at Redy's outfit and begins laughing uncontrollably*
*collects himself*
Okay, where was I? Oh, shout out to the Grammar Wizard, ________T, and the one I thought would be my toughest competition...CSI: Blacklessburg.
Holla at ya bwoy!
***swoosh Cynical Man exits, stage right***
**gettin down on some lobster, when she hears her name called**
OMG, are they clapping for ME??? It must be the dress... thank God Marche came to her senses at the last minute. Eat your heart out, Brittany... :P Steely ain't stud'in you, hon... it's all about LaRuelicious!!!!! **throws head back in maniacal laughter** >:( :D >:( :D :D >:( :D >:( :D <---- the new smiley combo for maniacal laughter
**slowly stands up with "grander than life" diva glow**
**pops last piece of lobster in mouth with left hand, while raising right hand to wave "Miss America" style**
**hears a ghastly, yet familiar sound**
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Was that?
Nah, couldn't be...
Could it???
**hears the collective gasp of the audience, and snickers from Britt and all the other hater-chicks**
**feels Steely's hand on arm, tugging desperately**
**looks down to see the unthinkable**
OMG, tell me this cheap, ghetto dress did NOT just rip in front of all these peoples.... heckkkkkkkkkkk naw.....
Where is that ghetto chick from Madison High? It is ON now!!!!
**screams like a divazilla** GET ME MY CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, NOWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And somebody get Oscar de la Renta's people on the phone now. Tell them I need a new dress. I want cream silk. Or a nice warm orange silk. With ruffles. And beading. Size 2. And I'll probably need new shoes because I'm about to firmly plant this stiletto in some teenager chick's forehead. Get on it, NOW, people. I have to be back in time for my performance, and I have yet to give my acceptance speech for the Green Bug Award. Move it, people, MOVE IT!!!!!
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^^^ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I do not regret the $180 price tag for the tickets.
***Gets oh phone to Hugh Hefner***
"Hugh, i think we just found July Girl. Trust me on this one."
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Im here to present the "Most Likely to Catch a Beat Down for messing with my Girl" Award.
The nominees are:
T-Block
Keys410
and the winner is..................................... .............
T-BLOCK
come on down and get your award
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^^^ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I do not regret the $180 price tag for the tickets.
***Gets oh phone to Hugh Hefner***
"Hugh, i think we just found July Girl. Trust me on this one."
You paid $180? *thanking God my twin is the founder's wife, lol*
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I didn't know Marvin had that whole Jungle Fever thing going on!! :D (just joking)
She is a sister. 22
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You paid $180? *thanking God my twin is the founder's wife, lol*
This was a paid event? I just walked in behind Fenix. I guess nobody saw me because....well...let's just say his suit spoke VOLUMES...
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*Redy tells wifey that he'll be back*
*20min later...Redy enters in again.*
*cues DJ to start the music*
*Ol' skool 70's "What's Happenin" music begins to play"
*Redy cues spotlight*
*everyone turns to look at the door*
*Redy instantly appears..wearing a red beret..green shirt..rainbow suspenders
Red nickers..Blue and white knee high socks and black Converse Chuck Taylors*
*Redy begins to pop-lock down the aisle like Re-Run*
*The crowd goes wild*
*Wifey begins to ask God what she has done to deserve this cup*
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Wait a minute, i wasn't supposed to pay? ?/?
I ain't mad though. I can afford to pay for stuff that's free.
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Wait a minute, i wasn't supposed to pay? ?/?
I ain't mad though. I can afford to pay for stuff that's free.
LOL!!!!
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^^^ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I do not regret the $180 price tag for the tickets.
**drops his jerk chiccen wings and skrimps**
There were tickets?????
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Wait a minute, i wasn't supposed to pay? ?/?
I ain't mad though. I can afford to pay for stuff that's free.
Thank God that my boy Keys410 works sercurity ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm on my way back to the Awards with my new dress, after just having delivered a hearty beatdown to some ghetto chick named Marche.
When I come back, I'll be presenting the awards for Most Likely to Lurk Until they See a Post about a Particular Subject of Interest and Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance.
The nominees for the Most Likely to Lurk Until they See a Post about a Particular Subject of Interest category are:
3rdDay
Steely
COGIC4SHO
Salvador
Sekesai
The nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance are:
Under13 - because any man who rocks Allure will hook a sista
Wolfman - because he lives near 125th, and can get a good fragrance for $5 :D
Steely - because the man knows his fragrances.... and picks all the right ones ;)
Doubles - just because he looks like he smells good... lol :D :D
BBG - because he wears Chrome ;D
LT - because he, too, looks like he smells good... lol
The Awards will be presented when I come back...
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**drops his jerk chiccen wings and skrimps**
There were tickets?????
WAIT Did YOu Say Jerk Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!? hold up now lol
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Oh, and we cannot forget the favorite category of the year:
Newbie of the Year Award
Nominees are:
EBChurchLady
Fenix
Rochelle33...
and there are a few other nominees, but y'all know how folks do.... they always got to turn in their paperwork late... so I don't even know the other names at this current present time, amen? LOL
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Oh, and we cannot forget the favorite category of the year:
Newbie of the Year Award
Nominees are:
EBChurchLady
Fenix
Rochelle33...
and there are a few other nominees, but y'all know how folks do.... they always got to turn in their paperwork late... so I don't even know the other names at this current present time, amen? LOL
Me? A Newb? I know my way around LGM already. Add Littlelamb, not me.
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Meanwhile, In the back of the room, 3rd-day, and Redy’s DJ are smirking and laughing mischieviously.
Redys DJ-“Yo I dare you.” ;D ;D ;D
3rd- *Giggling* “You don’t think I’ll do it?? Don’t play!!” ;D
Redys DJ- “I bet you fye dollas you won’t do it.” ;D
3rd-day- “A-ight, Bet!!” ;D
3rd day walks pass SirTJ’s table and without being noticed, places a sign on his dates back that says “Vote for Change! Obama 08”
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Meanwhile, In the back of the room, 3rd-day, and Redy’s DJ are smirking and laughing mischieviously.
Redys DJ-“Yo I dare you.” ;D ;D ;D
3rd- *Giggling* “You don’t think I’ll do it?? Don’t play!!” ;D
Redys DJ- “I bet you fye dollas you won’t do it.” ;D
3rd-day- “A-ight, Bet!!” ;D
3rd day walks pass SirTJ’s table and without being noticed, places a sign on his dates back that says “Vote for Change! Obama 08”
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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security steps out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joshua step in da room in his ( pin strip suite) with the finest girl on the arm...
please no pictures, no pictures...
dangnit can i get in da room without signing autograghs hahahaha
i wave at the crown...
i lean over to redy, man this happen last year too!!! we should have come throught the back door...
oh where is Keys410 a.k.a Biggie smalls ....
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I'm on my way back to the Awards with my new dress, after just having delivered a hearty beatdown to some ghetto chick named Marche.
When I come back, I'll be presenting the awards for Most Likely to Lurk Until they See a Post about a Particular Subject of Interest and Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance.
The nominees for the Most Likely to Lurk Until they See a Post about a Particular Subject of Interest category are:
3rdDay
Steely
COGIC4SHO
Salvador
Sekesai
The nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance are:
Under13 - because any man who rocks Allure will hook a sista
Wolfman - because he lives near 125th, and can get a good fragrance for $5 :D
Steely - because the man knows his fragrances.... and picks all the right ones ;)
Doubles - just because he looks like he smells good... lol :D :D
BBG - because he wears Chrome ;D
LT - because he, too, looks like he smells good... lol
The Awards will be presented when I come back...
LyricTenor. Please come pray with me. You can come too, 3rd Day.
*Immediately begins to send up some effectual fervents in hopes that CSI: Blacklessburg doesn't find those posts where we discussed life in the field.*
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oh where is Keys410 a.k.a Biggie smalls ....
Keys410 is in the green room with Lil Kim. :D :D
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Keys410 is in the green room with Lil Kim. :D :D
Dag, Man!
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security steps out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joshua step in da room in his ( pin strip suite) with the finest girl on the arm...
please no pictures, no pictures...
dangnit can i get in da room without signing autograghs hahahaha
i wave at the crown...
i lean over to redy, man this happen last year too!!! we should have come throught the back door...
oh where is Keys410 a.k.a Biggie smalls ....
Word fam...I feel ya.
*suddenly Josh and REDY pose for paparazzi camera flash*
Like I was saying fam.....
the backdoor is *pose for sudden SNAP* definitely the way next year.
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The talk is Joshua is up for a few awards this year... he worked hard this year cutting up and making up some of the crazinest threads...
checks pocket for speach... haha
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Dag, Man!
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I told him about that. He just wont listen
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*REDY yells from his seat*
Hey!!
When we gon' get to the real categories up in dis piece!!!
I had some funny posts this year!!!
*Wifey slumps down in her seat*
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Meanwhile, In the back of the room, 3rd-day, and Redy’s DJ are smirking and laughing mischieviously.
Redys DJ-“Yo I dare you.” ;D ;D ;D
3rd- *Giggling* “You don’t think I’ll do it?? Don’t play!!” ;D
Redys DJ- “I bet you fye dollas you won’t do it.” ;D
3rd-day- “A-ight, Bet!!” ;D
3rd day walks pass SirTJ’s table and without being noticed, places a sign on his dates back that says “Vote for Change! Obama 08”
*At the table with date, Hillary Rodham Clinton*
Yeah, baby...that is one MEAN sports coat you're rocking. Why don't you model for us?
*Hillary stands to model her trademark sports coat, when suddenly TJ notices the "Vote For Change" sticker on her back*
What in tarnations!?! Baby, look what I found on your back!!
*Shows Hillary the sticker*
(http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hillary-clinton.jpg)
*Hillary goes postal*
THESE LITTLE BRATS! ALL OF THEM CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ME DROP OUT OF THIS RACE, CAN THEY? WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR THEM...THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HADES OF ME DROPPING OUT! EVEN IF OBAMA WINS THE NOMINATION, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT! EVEN IF OBAMA WINS THE PRESIDENCY, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT! EVEN WHEN ELECTION 2012 COMES AND BARACK IS RUNNING AGAINST VINCE MCMAHON, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT!
*TJ attempts to calm Hillary down.*
Don't worry baby...we're going to find out who did this to you.
To Be Continued.
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Whoooooooooooooaaa...
Sorry I am late. My date...
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was waiting on me kuz my shoe busted when stepping out the door.
BUT, I am here now...Did Flavor-Aid sponser this year?? You know i'm trying to get that variety pack of flavors in my gift bag.
(http://www.jelsert.com/images/products/main_flavoraid_0.jpg)
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Word fam...I feel ya.
*suddenly Josh and REDY pose for paparazzi camera flash*
Like I was saying fam.....
the backdoor is *pose for sudden SNAP* definitely the way next year.
yea, man (flash flash) it is hard moving through the crowd every year... flash flash
hey Redy like the outfit... flash flash... we stop ebony wants a picture (joshua kicks date out the picture) man we looking sharp...
Yo, where is loopy and Beatboxer they hit me up and said they would be here....
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Person who's threads/posts make you walk away shaking your head and saying, "Somebody, PLEASE pray for this child!":
4HisGlory
COGIC4SHO
under13
THE WOLFMAN
I might have to marinate on this one for a few ticks.
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Person who's threads/posts make you walk away shaking your head and saying, "Somebody, PLEASE pray for this child!":
4HisGlory
COGIC4SHO
under13
THE WOLFMAN
I might have to marinate on this one for a few ticks.
After a few minutes of deliberation, I'm definitely foreseeing a 4-way tie... DEFINITELY.
**walks away shaking my head**
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And that reminds me... we never did announce the nominees for the People Whose Posts You Have to Read 3-4 Times, and STILL Might Not "Get"... Award:
The Nominees are:
Musallio
Chevonee
Docjohn
LT
I think this was a pretty easy win. The award, by a landslide, goes to:
DOCJOHN
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****but why my threads gotta need prayer tho.....****
>:(
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And that reminds me... we never did announce the nominees for the People Whose Posts You Have to Read 3-4 Times, and STILL Might Not "Get"... Award:
The Nominees are:
Musallio
Chevonee
Docjohn
LT
I think this was a pretty easy win. The award, by a landslide, goes to:
DOCJOHN
LOLOL!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
This one takes the cake ma'am. LOL!!!!! :D :D
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****but why my threads gotta need prayer tho.....****
>:(
Speaking in Tongues 101 ring a bell?
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And that reminds me... we never did announce the nominees for the People Whose Posts You Have to Read 3-4 Times, and STILL Might Not "Get"... Award:
The Nominees are:
Musallio
Chevonee
Docjohn
LT
I think this was a pretty easy win. The award, by a landslide, goes to:
DOCJOHN
*Stands in his steel-reinforced chair and applauds LOUDLY*
That's a NO-BRAINER righ' 'dere!!! Good call, LGM voters!!!
Ya'll ain't neva been no righter!!
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Most Sarcastically Funny LGMer
The nominees are;
- Sjon
- Themidiroom
- 4HisGlory (hmm, LGM didn't tell me the name was spelt wrong :-\)
***drumroll**
...and the winner is
SJON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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****but why my threads gotta need prayer tho.....****
>:(
Just look at your signature and you will understand. :D
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did i get anything?
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Most Sarcastically Funny LGMer
The nominees are;
- Sjon
- Themidiroom
- 4HisGlory (hmm, LGM didn't tell me the name was spelt wrong :-\)
***drumroll**
...and the winner is
SJON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sjon walks up to the stage still in his chill mode gear*
Yea!!!
It's a blessing just to be nominated. ::) I'd like to thank, U13,there are others but only U13'll be able to handle the call out for making it so easy; LaRue, for tryin' her best to check a brotha, in public, when his sarcasm gets outta hand; and for my Big Sis, who checks a brotha, privately, during those same times.
Lastly, I'd like to say that sarcasm, much like praise, is what I do. 8)
Peace
Ya man
Sjon
;D
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For next year's award show, I'd like Cynical Man Enterprises (the new C.M.E.) to be the official corporate sponsor of the Most Sarcastically Funny LGMer Award.
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did i get anything?
Sir, please sit down. There are gift bags being passed around. Be patient please, or we will have to remove you from the auditorium.
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Sir, please sit down. There are gift bags being passed around. Be patient please, or we will have to remove you from the auditorium.
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!! ALWAYS SOMEONE TRYING TO CUT
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MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BROTHAS DROOLING OVER THIER AVATAR PIC
LaRue
Chevonee
Brittsing
Sister T
CHEVONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninjas was goin crazy when she first posted her pic
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MOST LIKELY TO HAVE BROTHAS DROOLING OVER THIER AVATAR PIC
LaRue
Chevonee
Brittsing
Sister T
CHEVONEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ninjas was goin crazy when she first posted her pic
Were you paid man? Mme Rue should have won that one.
I swear i should have dled her pic when it was still up. Now its gone forever and i am left with bitter-sweet memories.
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*Bishop looks over crowd wondering why audience looks like a circus act* SMH
"The next LGM category is that of Best Composer/Writer In Post, and the nominees are..."
NessaLynn
COGIC4SHO
Shadow
Redy2bUsed (for poem style posts)
JustBecause
... and the award goes to.....
COGIC4SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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***Whispers furiously in frustration***
Ma'am for goodness' sake, take your grievances outside. We are trying to enjoy the show.
***Mutters something about black folks and movie theaters.***
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best dressed
best brain storm post
grammar wiz
best chording of songs goes to my boy T-Block, man come get your award and dont be up here all day man....
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***Mutters something about black folks and movie theaters.***
Thats why I go to the movie theatre in the White neighborhood.
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***Whispers furiously in frustration***
Ma'am for goodness' sake, take your grievances outside. We are trying to enjoy the show.
***Mutters something about black folks and movie theaters.***
I know, right... ::)
*announcers voice*
"Here to present the Mother Willie Mae Ford "Most Likely to Give Motherly Advice"
Award are the Caravans."
(http://www.gospelcity.com/image.php?imageID=28609)
*Dorothy walks ahead of the group while Albertina lags behind*
...and the nominees are... C'MON TINA... this is why I don't go places with you anymore!!
"Hush Dororthy.. I done told you 'bout that mouth... gone write a check that ya behind can't cash! Bless ya.. the nominees are..
SisterT
ReddGirl
LadyE
EBChurchLady
NessaLynn
..and the Award goes to...
SisterT!!!!!
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Okay, this year's Awards have been thrown. First the Oscars, then the Stellars, now the LGM Clefnotes?!!!! I just can't take it. Next, it'll be the Grammys.
**Organplaya04 whispers in LaRue's ear** Whaaaaat???? No way! Say it ain't so... not the Grammys too!!!
**slumps back in chair**
So does this mean my green bug award really means NOTHING? :'( :'( :'( :'( **sobs uncontrollably**
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?/? ?/? ?/?
With all due respect to the artist formerly known as itsapeachworld, itsallpeach, changedman, and all sorts of other aliases, how the heck did this happen??? I submit to the Awards Committee that an award of this magnitude should've been determined by someone(s) who is here on a daily basis to review all the works submitted, and make an educated and informed decision on the distribution of this award. Clearly the presenter of this award missed Shadow's piece on Samson & Delilah. Surely, the presenter of this award has overlooked the God-inspired pieces submitted consistently by Rev. Redy... this man has been anointed for such an award as this.
This is a travesty!
**begins whispering to neighbors about the possibility of boycotting next year's awards**
*REDY walks up to his sister*
*in his original suit*
*Folks are looking confused*
"How did he get out of the Re-run suit and back into his supa-fly suit so quick?"...the crowd asks one another.
*puts his arm around LARue*
Sis...don't you worry....Gawd will provide.
*Cues the dj...and somehow the DJ flips his turntables and out comes a hammond B3 organ*
Ab please DJ....Ahem....*clears throat* I mean....Minister!
*REDY begins to go into mid show preachin*
*REDY tears off suit with one pull showing JJ onepiece red long john suit*
*when outta nowhere Farnsworth Bentley swings in
umbrella in hand and drapes a White and Gold robe over REDY*
*REDY begins walking the floor and goes into preachin' all crazy!*
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[qoute]*At the table with date, Hillary Rodham Clinton*
Yeah, baby...that is one MEAN sports coat you're rocking. Why don't you model for us?
*Hillary stands to model her trademark sports coat, when suddenly TJ notices the "Vote For Change" sticker on her back*
What in tarnations!?! Baby, look what I found on your back!!
*Shows Hillary the sticker*
*Hillary goes postal*
THESE LITTLE BRATS! ALL OF THEM CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ME DROP OUT OF THIS RACE, CAN THEY? WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR THEM...THERE'S NO CHANCE IN HADES OF ME DROPPING OUT! EVEN IF OBAMA WINS THE NOMINATION, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT! EVEN IF OBAMA WINS THE PRESIDENCY, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT! EVEN WHEN ELECTION 2012 COMES AND BARACK IS RUNNING AGAINST VINCE MCMAHON, I'M STILL NOT DROPPING OUT!
*TJ attempts to calm Hillary down.*
Don't worry baby...we're going to find out who did this to you.[qoute]
*runs up to TJ*
Cordney: What's good bruh
TJ: Nuthin much man...chillin
Cordney: Do you mind if I take a pic with your date?
*TJ askes date
TJ: sure go head
*Cordney removes American Flag printed corduroy jacket to reveal his t-shirt
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk138/BigCee52/barack.jpg)
*Ashanti takes pic before Hillary recognizes Cordney's shirt*
*TJ looks dumb founded as Cordney escorts Ashanti back to their seat*
*stops at Redy's table to get autograph and to see where he got his wardrobe from*
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*Clears Throat*
"Attention Please! Me and my date, Hillary Rodham Clinton, have been fearfully chosen for such a time as this to present the following award..."
The "Most Spiritual Poster" Award
These are your nominees
Redy2bUsed
NessaLynn
Bboy
NJTheBishopAnderson
FuriousStyles
JustBecause
"Go Ahead and tell them the winner, baby..."
(http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/hillary-clinton-in-rolling-stone.jpg)
"The winner is YOU.....Redy2bUsed!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Lawd help!!!!
You people are all out of control!! :D
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These Hill pics are killing me.... LOL
But, I'm scared to laugh too hard because I can't afford to rip yet another dress... lol.
I'm now prepared to announce the winners for the two categories I'm presenting... right after this short commercial break.
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Joshua looks around the room waiting for Larue to go off again and Megan Good (joshua's Date) whispers in his ear " i feel so honored that you brought me"
Then all of a sudden the music hits as Redy finishes Preachin and people are fallin on the floor... (side note they just trying to get the Best shout in LGM)...
Joshua gets up and go to the mic, looks out and start to sing (in Tonex voice)
security guards blocking off the crowd, Redy looks up and goes I taught him everything he knows...
sisT stands up and says go ahead baby (and turns and goes that my son)
all of a sudden dre runs out from the back wearing spandex and pop-locking
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I told him about that. He just wont listen
Who dat who called my name? My bad. They told me she was drinking a sprite so I had to go see. Hahaha.
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best chording of songs goes to my boy T-Block, man come get your award and dont be up here all day man....
*T-Block look of suprise, :o*
Lauren (T-Block's date): U go T, get up there and get ur award.
T-Block: Thanks my sugar plum fairy, *smooch*
*T-Block walks to the stage, gets his award, and is about to make his speech*
T-Block: WOW, I finally got an award. The 1st thing I want to say is "IT'S ABOUT DERN TIME!!!" HAHAHAHA, j/k folks, thank yall so much for this award. I would 1st like to thank God who I am trying to make the head of my life. I want to thank 4hisglory for creating such a wonderful site and allowing to post on it. I want to thank all my music professors & those who schooled on music early on. Last, but not least, I want to thank all of you here at LGM. You all are the reason why I post. May God bless yall real good. What up Nu-Nu!!!
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The nominees for the Most Likely to Lurk Until they See a Post about a Particular Subject of Interest category are:
3rdDay
Steely
COGIC4SHO
Salvador
Sekesai
The award for this category goes to: Salvador... it's as though this dude can SMELL a Biblical thread a mile away... :-\ :D :D :D
The runners-up should know that this was a very close call. Sekesai could've easily taken it for being able to detect a Sabbath-related thread miles away. Steely could've taken it just because he's a daily lurker. And 3rdDay... I mean, can he BE more obvious? :D :D :D
The nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance are:
Under13 - because any man who rocks Allure will hook a sista
Wolfman - because he lives near 125th, and can get a good fragrance for $5 :D
Steely - because the man knows his fragrances.... and picks all the right ones ;)
Doubles - just because he looks like he smells good... lol :D :D
BBG - because he wears Chrome ;D
LT - because he, too, looks like he smells good... lol
Okay folks...
First off, I have to apologize. It was brought to my attention that I inadvertently omitted 3rdDay from the list of nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance. While he is indeed worthy of the nomination (and I know because I haven't seen him in a month, but I can still smell him if I close my eyes real tight... lol)
The award for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance goes to:
Steely
Yeah, I'm hooked..... *blushing* ;D
I'll admit, that was a close one, too... but the Committee wanted to give it to Steely because... well, we're all mesmerized by that fragrance... we can't even think clearly... we just kinda sat there sniffing his shirt for about an hour. Of course, U13's shirt smelled good as well, but.... well, we just think Steely is altogether hot. :D :D :D :D :D
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^^^
Lust Potion...
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*Clears Throat*
"Attention Please! Me and my date, Hillary Rodham Clinton, have been fearfully chosen for such a time as this to present the following award..."
The "Most Spiritual Poster" Award
These are your nominees
Redy2bUsed
NessaLynn
Bboy
NJTheBishopAnderson
FuriousStyles
JustBecause
"Go Ahead and tell them the winner, baby..."
([url]http://healthcare.zdnet.com/images/hillary-clinton-in-rolling-stone.jpg[/url])
"The winner is YOU.....Redy2bUsed!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*redy slowly approaches the rostrum with Wifey...singing, wearing an old deacon suit with wing-tip shoes*
*once again the crowd looks confused...How does he keep changing from suit to suit?"..they ask.*
"I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood for meee....
Ohhh, one day when I was lost...Jesus died on the cross.....and I know it was the blood for me."
Praise Him saints...We given honor to God who is first in my life...
To my beautiful wife...who stood by me...even when I wore crazy suits... :D :D :D
To my Apostle and Elect Lady...
God has been good to me this year....
He has taught me how to accept what it is that He has called me to do...and be.
I'm just happy that God has shosen me to be a vessel for His use.
And I am glad that my yielding to Him has been a blessing to you all...
*Suddenly....Redy yells*
I gota right to praise HIM!!!!
*Organist/DJ begins to tune him up*
*folk begin to go in*
He's been so good!!!
He kept me when I couldn't keep myself!!
He picked me up...cleaned me up...and HE saved me!!!!
I gota right!!!!
Somebody ought to praise GOD!!!
*REDY and Wifey break into crazy couple shout*
*The whole auditorium goes up*
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^^^
Recee we are definitely leaving...
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The award for this category goes to: Salvador... it's as though this dude can SMELL a Biblical thread a mile away... :-\ :D :D :D
The runners-up should know that this was a very close call. Sekesai could've easily taken it for being able to detect a Sabbath-related thread miles away. Steely could've taken it just because he's a daily lurker. And 3rdDay... I mean, can he BE more obvious? :D :D :D
Okay folks...
First off, I have to apologize. It was brought to my attention that I inadvertently omitted 3rdDay from the list of nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance. While he is indeed worthy of the nomination (and I know because I haven't seen him in a month, but I can still smell him if I close my eyes real tight... lol)
The award for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance goes to:
Steely
Yeah, I'm hooked..... *blushing* ;D
I'll admit, that was a close one, too... but the Committee wanted to give it to Steely because... well, we're all mesmerized by that fragrance... we can't even think clearly... we just kinda sat there sniffing his shirt for about an hour. Of course, U13's shirt smelled good as well, but.... well, we just think Steely is altogether hot. :D :D :D :D :D
You remebered that I wear Chanel? I'ma have to start wearing that more often.
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^^^
Recee we are definitely leaving...
*Whispers to Hillary*
He must be one of them saints that think they cute. ::) ::)
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*Whispers to Hillary*
He must be one of them saints that think they cute. ::) ::)
Nah, he just ain't got the Holy Ghost... must be from one of those Alabama Baptist churches... :-\ ::)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
You remebered that I wear Chanel? I'ma have to start wearing that more often.
Heck yeah, man... Allure is one of my favorites. That's one of the only fragrances that really test my salvation. :D :D :D :D
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Allure= Lust Potion
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*Whispers to Hillary*
He must be one of them saints that think they cute. ::) ::)
*Hush comes over the audience, as a raspy voice can be heard from the rear*
"Say it ain't so, Hill! Say it ain't so! That boy can't be a day over seventeen! I told you it was over between me and Monica, and Gennifer, and.... nevermind, carry on."
Bill picks up his celly to see if there's a space for him on Barack's campaign trail.
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^^^
Recee we are definitely leaving...
Im wit you!! they dun Went CRAZY LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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*redy slowly approaches the rostrum with Wifey...singing, wearing an old deacon suit with wing-tip shoes*
*once again the crowd looks confused...How does he keep changing from suit to suit?"..they ask.*
"I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood...I know it was the blood for meee....
Ohhh, one day when I was lost...Jesus died on the cross.....and I know it was the blood for me."
Praise Him saints...We given honor to God who is first in my life...
To my beautiful wife...who stood by me...even when I wore crazy suits... :D :D :D
To my Apostle and Elect Lady...
God has been good to me this year....
He has taught me how to accept what it is that He has called me to do...and be.
I'm just happy that God has shosen me to be a vessel for His use.
And I am glad that my yielding to Him has been a blessing to you all...
*Suddenly....Redy yells*
I gota right to praise HIM!!!!
*Organist/DJ begins to tune him up*
*folk begin to go in*
He's been so good!!!
He kept me when I couldn't keep myself!!
He picked me up...cleaned me up...and HE saved me!!!!
I gota right!!!!
Somebody ought to praise GOD!!!
*REDY and Wifey break into crazy couple shout*
*The whole auditorium goes up*
*Wifey and REDY come back down and begin to walk to their seats*
*Redy notices a man in the back....
and he resembles the orchestra conductor from last year*
*REDY leans over to wifey*..."Baby, I'll be right back."
Hey, has anyone seen Doubles or Keys??
I think we have some business to handle. >:( >:(
If anyone sees them tell them I'm outside....
*REDY takes off after the conductor*
Get back here!!!
I just finished shoutin' with my wife...I just got a most spiritual post award
and now you 'bout to make me cuss!!!!
Get you fake sanctified butt back here!!!!!!
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Nah, he just ain't got the Holy Ghost... must be from one of those Alabama Baptist churches... :-\ ::)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
(http://opinionhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/hillary-clinton.jpg)
"She WANNA get curb-stomped, I see. Disrespecting my boo's hometown like that. Just wait 'til this little circus of a show is over with. It's gonna take every Alabama Baptist Church to hold me OFF of her. Just wait."
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OMG Teej, you're killing me with these Hillpics... I can't take it...
That one SO reminded me of the YIM straight-face smiley.... lol
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Ahem... Ness and Wentworth approach the podium. Ness' ears and neck are blingin, her elegant gown has a long train... MamaT snatched all of the slip-ons back at the house and made her wear some stunning 3.5 inch heels, however, Mama missed the black and gold throwback Iversons in the car. Wentworth didn't want to be out of sync, so he's wearing a matching pair with his tux...
The "Can't Wait to Click" award goes to the person who when you see their name associated with a thread, either as the original poster or the last poster, you can't wait to get in to see what they done said now.
Nominees are:
SisterT
Redd
Doubles
LaRue
Sjon
Dude on Drums
BBD
Uriah
And the Winner...
This one was way close to call, but.....
URIAH!!! Come on down!
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The award for this category goes to: Salvador... it's as though this dude can SMELL a Biblical thread a mile away... :-\ :D :D :D
The runners-up should know that this was a very close call. Sekesai could've easily taken it for being able to detect a Sabbath-related thread miles away. Steely could've taken it just because he's a daily lurker. And 3rdDay... I mean, can he BE more obvious? :D :D :D
Okay folks...
First off, I have to apologize. It was brought to my attention that I inadvertently omitted 3rdDay from the list of nominees for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance. While he is indeed worthy of the nomination (and I know because I haven't seen him in a month, but I can still smell him if I close my eyes real tight... lol)[/color]
The award for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance goes to:
Steely
Yeah, I'm hooked..... *blushing* ;D
I'll admit, that was a close one, too... but the Committee wanted to give it to Steely because... well, we're all mesmerized by that fragrance... we can't even think clearly... we just kinda sat there sniffing his shirt for about an hour. Of course, U13's shirt smelled good as well, but.... well, we just think Steely is altogether hot. :D :D :D :D :D
Redys DJ - You know you should have won both of those right?
3rd-day- Its a-ight! Yo Watch this!! *YELLS OUT* YO LARUE!!!
*Hold up a black sign with gold letters that say UNFORGIVABLE*
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Ahem... Ness and Wentworth approach the podium. Ness' ears and neck are blingin, her elegant gown has a long train... MamaT snatched all of the slip-ons back at the house and made her wear some stunning 3.5 inch heels, however, Mama missed the black and gold throwback Iversons in the car. Wentworth didn't want to be out of sync, so he's wearing a matching pair with his tux...
The "Can't Wait to Click" award goes to the person who when you see their name associated with a thread, either as the original poster or the last poster, you can't wait to get in to see what they done said now.
Nominees are:
SisterT
Redd
Doubles
LaRue
Sjon
Dude on Drums
BBD
Uriah
And the Winner...
This one was way close to call, but.....
URIAH!!! Come on down!
That was a close one LOL!!!
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*REDY approaches the podium*
Hey folks for all those who do not receive an award on this evening...
Hustle Man will be outside...around the corner, 3 blocks down
and posted up by the gas station selling bootleg LGM Clef Notes...
So you don't have to go home empty handed.....God bless.
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Ahem... Ness and Wentworth approach the podium. Ness' ears and neck are blingin, her elegant gown has a long train... MamaT snatched all of the slip-ons back at the house and made her wear some stunning 3.5 inch heels, however, Mama missed the black and gold throwback Iversons in the car. Wentworth didn't want to be out of sync, so he's wearing a matching pair with his tux...
The "Can't Wait to Click" award goes to the person who when you see their name associated with a thread, either as the original poster or the last poster, you can't wait to get in to see what they done said now.
Nominees are:
SisterT
Redd
Doubles
LaRue
Sjon
Dude on Drums
BBD
Uriah
And the Winner...
This one was way close to call, but.....
URIAH!!! Come on down!
>:(
>:( >:(
:D :D :D :D :D :D It's all good, Uriah!! There ARE times even I can't wait to read what you've written. Congrats, dude!! ;) 8)
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The award for Most Likely to Hook a Sista With their Fragrance goes to:
Steely
Yeah, I'm hooked..... *blushing* ;D
I'll admit, that was a close one, too... but the Committee wanted to give it to Steely because... well, we're all mesmerized by that fragrance... we can't even think clearly... we just kinda sat there sniffing his shirt for about an hour. Of course, U13's shirt smelled good as well, but.... well, we just think Steely is altogether hot. :D :D :D :D :D
*Runs to podium and snatches award before someone request a vote recount*
First, I want to THANK Jesus and Jean Paul Gauthier! This award is ALL because of you two...
Who knew that after a few sprays of Izzy Miyake, Fahrenheit, or D&G... I would be standing on top of the LGM WORLD <insert echo> WORLD World World world
I want to big up all my yardy massive and crew! Mama, me luv you like salfish and fried dumpling!
Big up Ms. Patsy from de Jerk chicken spot on Church Ave... Big up Patrick Ewing!... Big up Mr. "Ugly Mon" Shabba Ranks... Big up Wolfmon! Big up OGPlaya... dem can't stop we!! :D :D
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*Runs to podium and snatches award before someone request a vote recount*
First, I want to THANK Jesus and Jean Paul Gauthier! This award is ALL because of you two...
Who knew that after a few sprays of Izzy Miyake, Fahrenheit, or D&G... I would be standing on top of the LGM WORLD <insert echo> WORLD World World world
I want to big up all my yardy massive and crew! Mama, me luv you like salfish and fried dumpling!
Big up Ms. Patsy from de Jerk chicken spot on Church Ave... Big up Patrick Ewing!... Big up Mr. "Ugly Mon" Shabba Ranks... Big up Wolfmon! Big up OGPlaya... dem can't stop we!! :D :D
Is Pat Ewing Jamaican? Dang, you could build a whole 'nother world with the stuff I don't know.
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Is Pat Ewing Jamaican? Dang, you could build a whole 'nother world with the stuff I don't know.
Yup! He was born in Kingston, Jamaica...
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*Runs to podium and snatches award before someone request a vote recount*
First, I want to THANK Jesus and Jean Paul Gauthier! This award is ALL because of you two...
Who knew that after a few sprays of Izzy Miyake, Fahrenheit, or D&G... I would be standing on top of the LGM WORLD <insert echo> WORLD World World world
I want to big up all my yardy massive and crew! Mama, me luv you like salfish and fried dumpling!
Big up Ms. Patsy from de Jerk chicken spot on Church Ave... Big up Patrick Ewing!... Big up Mr. "Ugly Mon" Shabba Ranks... Big up Wolfmon! Big up OGPlaya... dem can't stop we!! :D :D
:D :D :D *rolling on floor* :D :D
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*Runs to podium and snatches award before someone request a vote recount*
First, I want to THANK Jesus and Jean Paul Gauthier! This award is ALL because of you two...
Who knew that after a few sprays of Izzy Miyake, Fahrenheit, or D&G... I would be standing on top of the LGM WORLD <insert echo> WORLD World World world
I want to big up all my yardy massive and crew! Mama, me luv you like salfish and fried dumpling!
Big up Ms. Patsy from de Jerk chicken spot on Church Ave... Big up Patrick Ewing!... Big up Mr. "Ugly Mon" Shabba Ranks... Big up Wolfmon! Big up OGPlaya... dem can't stop we!! :D :D
salfish and Fried dumplings!!! cant get to much betta than that!!!
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Britt laughs histerically at all the drama going on in the LGM Award show.......
Britt turns and whispers to organplay04
Britt: OMG... is it like this every year?! :-\ ?/?
Organplaya04: (Stuffin food in his mouth) yeah, pretty much.... but Aye, that dress Rue had on was a MESS!
Britt:I know... and did you see SirTJ's date?! Wow....smh. And You should have won that award, or been nominated at least......Steely doesn't deserve it, especially with that dress his date had on!
Organplaya04: ;D :D
Britt: And how in the world does Redy change is clothes like that ?/?
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Lights, please.
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WoW, Its gettin Hot in here..... I guess somebody's PM function is broken. Or he just wants this thread locked
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Well, folks, due to "budget constraints", this year's LGM Awards are over.
Ya'll aint gotta go home, but you gots to get the heck up outta here.
See ya'll next year!! :-\
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Well, folks, due to "budget constraints", this year's LGM Awards are over.
Ya'll aint gotta go home, but you gots to get the heck up outta here.
See ya'll next year!! :-\
WoW This is worse than the SOURCE Awards.
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WoW This is worse than the SOURCE Awards.
No it's not. No one threw any chairs. :-\
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No it's not. No one threw any chairs. :-\
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"Yeah, I'm waiting until AFTER the show to take care of that with miss thang over there..." *Points at LaRue*
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Well, folks, due to "budget constraints", this year's LGM Awards are over.
Ya'll aint gotta go home, but you gots to get the heck up outta here.
See ya'll next year!! :-\
But I'm not done eating! :(
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Well, folks, due to "budget constraints", this year's LGM Awards are over.
Ya'll aint gotta go home, but you gots to get the heck up outta here.
See ya'll next year!! :-\
*standing in tux lookin like a chocolaty wonder holding envelopes*
*looks over at table filled with awards*
"The HECK if it is!!!!!" >:( >:( ;D
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But I'm not done eating! :(
You betta take it witcha!!
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*standing in tux lookin like a chocolaty wonder holding envelopes*
*looks over at table filled with awards*
"The HECK if it is!!!!!" >:( >:( ;D
When you get hit in the back of yo' head wit' a chaya (int) don't. say. nuffin'.
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When you get hit in the back of yo' head wit' a chaya (int) don't. say. nuffin'.
She gonna be left with the white people. The black folks felt it gettin tense and knew something was about about to pop of, so we left. I'll see you at the waffle house?
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She gonna be left with the white people. The black folks felt it gettin tense and knew something was about about to pop of, so we left. I'll see you at the waffle house?
The after party is at the Waffle House?! :-\
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The after party is at the Waffle House?! :-\
That's where my Prom after-party was.
Well, the first one. ::) :D
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Who gave Kerney Thomas permission to sell Pwayer Packigizz(int) out in the lobby? He's out of control.
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She gonna be left with the white people. The black folks felt it gettin tense and knew something was about about to pop of, so we left. I'll see you at the waffle house?
I'm there, man.
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Who gave Kerney Thomas permission to sell Pwayer Packigizz(int) out in the lobby? He's out of control.
Let him be. We need all the prayer we can get up in this piece. LOL.
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Let him be. We need all the prayer we can get up in this piece. LOL.
Amen. Gone and get Evangelus Mary L. McCracken in here, too, so she can TOUCH...and deliver some people from the spirit of "ain't got not ack-right".
E-BEE-BEE-A-CHI-TOWN!
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Oh boy here we go!! SMH
Where is the exit!!
*Walks into the parking lot gets about 8 feet away from a horse and carriage then disables the alarm. "Chirp Chirp"
Hops in carriage and pulls off into the main strip blasting "You cant tell me nothin" by Kanye West!*
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Who dat who called my name? My bad. They told me she was drinking a sprite so I had to go see. Hahaha.
you stupid man. you better get out of there with her
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*T-Block look of suprise, :o*
Lauren (T-Block's date): U go T, get up there and get ur award.
T-Block: Thanks my sugar plum fairy, *smooch*
*T-Block walks to the stage, gets his award, and is about to make his speech*
T-Block: WOW, I finally got an award. The 1st thing I want to say is "IT'S ABOUT DERN TIME!!!" HAHAHAHA, j/k folks, thank yall so much for this award. I would 1st like to thank God who I am trying to make the head of my life. I want to thank 4hisglory for creating such a wonderful site and allowing to post on it. I want to thank all my music professors & those who schooled on music early on. Last, but not least, I want to thank all of you here at LGM. You all are the reason why I post. May God bless yall real good. What up Nu-Nu!!!
excuse mr t-block sir, but that is the second award that you have won. you won one earlier
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See, these ninjas ain't got no "act right" tonight....
*puts on black cape and cues security*
*sounds of cadence... small rumble felt on auditorium floor*
(http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/ep6/arrive9.jpg)
Now, I SAID we shall continue this ceremony... any questions?!?!?!
The next category will be Best MIA Member of the Year, and the nominees are...
Allonesound
BruhKell
Chevonne
Littlelamb
praizeHim
...and the Award goes to...
PRAIZEHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The after party is at the Waffle House?! :-\
I'm down for that...
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I'm down for that...
meet 2 ;D
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****puts down whining for dummies by Kanye West***
MAN, THIS THING IS FIXED, Y'ALL KNOW I SHOUDDA WON SUMTHIN....
I want to big up all my yardy massive and crew! Mama, me luv you like salfish and fried dumpling!
Big up Ms. Patsy from de Jerk chicken spot on Church Ave... Big up Patrick Ewing!... Big up Mr. "Ugly Mon" Shabba Ranks... Big up Wolfmon! Big up OGPlaya... dem can't stop we!! :D :D
***turns to bishop Noel Jones and Pastor A.R. Bernard***
"Now see, why cant our people act rite in public? they always gotta let them know "dem from yaaad"..... but then again Bishop, your sister Grace is kinda extra....I mean extra...."
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See, these ninjas ain't got no "act right" tonight....
*puts on black cape and cues security*
*sounds of cadence... small rumble felt on auditorium floor*
([url]http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/dvd/ep6/arrive9.jpg[/url])
Now, I SAID we shall continue this ceremony... any questions?!?!?!
The next category will be Best MIA Member of the Year, and the nominees are...
Allonesound
BruhKell
Chevonne
Littlelamb
praizeHim
...and the Award goes to...
PRAIZEHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who is he ?/?
I'm down for that...
Well in that case.... ;D
Looks over at Organplaya04.....
Britt: But... but, I was just saying, since everybody said they were gonna go, then I might as well go too!
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****puts down whining for dummies by Kanye West***
MAN, THIS THING IS FIXED, Y'ALL KNOW I SHOUDDA WON SUMTHIN....
***turns to bishop Noel Jones and Pastor A.R. Bernard***
"Now see, why cant our people act rite in public? they always gotta let them know "dem from yaaad"..... but then again Bishop, your sister Grace is kinda extra....I mean extra...."
<Insert SJON's laughter here>
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BTW, di
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What did I miss, I'm in the green room. They got some serious grub in here. Giant prawns, caviar, various world cheeses, short ribs, a punch fountain, and red velvet cake.
HEY, who spiked this punch?
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*****engages baptist cloaking device and dips into the green room to see what's in the freebie bags***
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Britt laughs histerically at all the drama going on in the LGM Award show.......
Britt turns and whispers to organplay04
Britt: OMG... is it like this every year?! :-\ ?/?
Organplaya04: (Stuffin food in his mouth) yeah, pretty much.... but Aye, that dress Rue had on was a MESS!
Britt:I know... and did you see SirTJ's date?! Wow....smh. And You should have won that award, or been nominated at least......Steely doesn't deserve it, especially with that dress his date had on!
Organplaya04: ;D :D
Britt: And how in the world does Redy change is clothes like that ?/?
>:( ::)
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*Bishop looks over crowd wondering why audience looks like a circus act* SMH
"The next LGM category is that of Best Composer/Writer In Post, and the nominees are..."
NessaLynn
COGIC4SHO
Shadow
Redy2bUsed (for poem style posts)
JustBecause
... and the award goes to.....
COGIC4SHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Donald gave his Trailblazer award to Tye. In keeping with the trend, I give mine to Shadow.
Thanks again, but no thanks.
I bow out. Bless you.
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So, ummm....can we get another award please? Me and my baby, Hillary Rodham Clinton, are getting restless over here.
*Hillary Rodham Clinton whispers into TJ's ear*
Oh, what's that baby? You have plenty of time to wait since Obama did what? Stole the nomination? Ah come on, Honey. He didn't steal it did he? What's that? Just wait 'til you're Vice President? You're going to do WHAT!?! What the d-...why are you laughing so devilishly? And why are you looking like that? Are those horns growing out of your head? OH MY GOODNESS...WHERE'D YOU GET THAT HAT FROM!?!
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Honey, you're scaring me! Calm Down! Oh my goodness, please just calm down! Oh my goodness, I'm so scared!
*A wet spot appears in TJ's seat...*
*A camera zoom shows that it was just his spilled soda.*
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What is thisssssss???? hmmmm....yessssss........indeeeeeed.... ....
SLITHEREN!!!!!!!!"
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It's gonna take a miracle to resuscitate these awards... SMH
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It's gonna take a miracle to resuscitate these awards... SMH
I know, right? This makes Hillary Rodham Clinton sad...
(http://www.twilightslastgleaming.com/images/hillary-clinton.jpg)
Look at her. Her make-up is even dispersing. It's okay, Baby.
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Run comes to the stage looks at everyone... Yall looking good!!!!
The next award goes to Joshuag for best Band Camp stories... hahahah
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And the award for the best 007 impression goes to.
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excuse mr t-block sir, but that is the second award that you have won. you won one earlier
I saw that dumb award ninja, LOL. :P I told u to meet me in da trap, it's going down. Notify your next of kin 1st, u might not survive this beat-down son.
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Who is he ?/?
Who is SHE. PraizeHim is a SHE. LOL! :D :D
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I tell ya'll this....
I'm not feeling this years awards show.....
Not enough categories. :-\
There better be a reunion performance
by Kool and the Gang or something soon. >:(
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Who will present the Moderator of the Year award¿ :)
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Who will present the Moderator of the Year award¿ :)
Didn't u hear? The awards are over. >:(
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Who will present the Moderator of the Year award¿ :)
Why are your "?" always upside down?
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Please enjoy this stirring rendition of "I'm Lookin' for a Miracle" *glares at T-Block* by the Clark Sisters.
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Please enjoy this stirring rendition of "I'm Lookin' for a Miracle" *glares at T-Block* by the Clark Sisters.
*T-Block's date glares back*
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Lauren: What u lookin at? U feeling froggy, jump then.
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Didn't u hear? The awards are over. >:(
I didn't get the memo. Why are they over¿
VT, CEO
LGM Awards
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I didn't get the memo. Why are they over¿
VT, CEO
LGM Awards
You know Blacks folks cant get togather without starting something.
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*T-Block's date glares back*
([url]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1156351/photo_18_hires.jpg[/url])
Lauren: What u lookin at? U feeling froggy, jump then.
T, i have to admit, that girl is fine.
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T, i have to admit, that girl is fine.
Man, u have no idea, LOL.
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*T-Block's date glares back*
([url]http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1156351/photo_18_hires.jpg[/url])
Lauren: What u lookin at? U feeling froggy, jump then.
Block, you betta check ya girl, before we have problems. Rue, lemme borrow that stiletto right quick...
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It's gonna take a miracle to resuscitate these awards... SMH
That's why I'm in the green room getting my grub on. I just got a phone number from one of the ladies in Rizen. We may go out sometime. I know their brother. Mmmmm, there's Mandisa. She is looking lovely tonight. Excuse me Miss, what's your name.......ooooo, whoooooaooaaaaaa...........
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I didn't get the memo. Why are they over¿
VT, CEO
LGM Awards
Here's the quote:
Well, folks, due to "budget constraints", this year's LGM Awards are over.
Ya'll aint gotta go home, but you gots to get the heck up outta here.
See ya'll next year!! :-\
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I didn't get the memo. Why are they over¿
VT, CEO
LGM Awards
ohh, so THAT'S why they came on sunday night, 11pm on upn.....
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T, i have to admit, that girl is fine.
*dials Fenix*
SJ: Yo, Fenix?
Fenix: Yes?
SJ: Whass crackin' mane, it's SJ!
Fenix: Hey bruh, what's good?
SJ: Ain't nuttin'. Listen, I've got a quick question
Fenix: Anything for the miracle moderator of the Piano Forum
SJ: *chuckles* Bruh, you crazy, mane. Check it out. Who's the chick in T-Block's post, mane?
Fenix says:
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Here's the quote:
Realize that "budget constraints" are in quotes. ;)
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*dials Fenix*
SJ: Yo, Fenix?
Fenix: Yes?
SJ: Whass crackin' mane, it's SJ!
Fenix: Hey bruh, what's good?
SJ: Ain't nuttin'. Listen, I've got a quick question
Fenix: Anything for the miracle moderator of the Piano Forum
SJ: *chuckles* Bruh, you crazy, mane. Check it out. Who's the chick in T-Block's post, mane?
*to be continued*
Yo this better end well...for me. By "end well" it means i better get the girl, specifically Nu-nu.
Word 8)
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Sir, please sit down. There are gift bags being passed around. Be patient please, or we will have to remove you from the auditorium.
I just seen this..,, but ok... i will remain seated...
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I just seen this..,, but ok... i will remain seated...
Which reminds me, there WAS a basket of gift bags being passed around, who...
***Spots Mmr Rue with stuff bugling out her clothes***
Mme Rue: "What? It said 'take one' and i am taking one for my mom, one for my daughter, one for my dog..."
Fenix: "Security!!!!!"
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Yo this better end well...for me. By "end well" it means i better get the girl, specifically Nu-nu.
Word 8)
that's completely up to your imagination. I'm just asking you who the girl is? :-\
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SJ: *chuckles* Bruh, you crazy, mane. Check it out. Who's the chick in T-Block's post, mane?
Why didn't u just ask me sjon? Her name is Lauren London, A.K.A. Nu Nu from the movie ATL.
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that's completely up to your imagination. I'm just asking you who the girl is? :-\
***Incredulous look on face***
You don't know who Nu-Nu is?
Go to Blockbuster, RIGHT NOW, and rent "ATL". That rapper, T.I, acted in it. It was a pretty good movie too.
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Why didn't u just ask me sjon? Her name is Lauren London, A.K.A. Nu Nu from the movie ATL.
Cause I figured with Fenix droolin' and all, it'd be faster. :D
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***Incredulous look on face***
You don't know who Nu-Nu is?
Go to Blockbuster, RIGHT NOW, and rent "ATL". That rapper, T.I, acted in it. It was a pretty good movie too.
No. I don't know who Lauren London is. As for, "ATL", I'll probably pass unless there's an incredibly boring day at home and wife is out of the house; and the paint has finished drying. ::)
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Cause I figured with Fenix droolin' and all, it'd be faster. :D
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was slobbering, not drooling.
::)
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Who is SHE. PraizeHim is a SHE. LOL! :D :D
:D :D OH!
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No. I don't know who Lauren London is. As for, "ATL", I'll probably pass unless there's an incredibly boring day at home and wife is out of the house; and the paint has finished drying. ::)
Nah, nah. Its a surprisingly good movie. I thought it was going to be corny but T.I does a pretty good job. Its not a "gangsta" movie in anyway. Go see it man. I wouldn't have paid to see it, but it makes for a good, curl-up-with-ya-gurl flick.
that's completely up to your imagination. I'm just asking you who the girl is? :-\
Very, very, VERY bad idea.
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Oh, and make sure you married to that "gurl" cuz that movie might make ya'll sin.
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My first LGM Award *sigh*... I'm so disappointed :-\ :'(
:D
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My first LGM Award *sigh*... I'm so disappointed :-\ :'(
:D
My first LGM Award show I mean... lol
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My first LGM Award *sigh*... I'm so disappointed :-\ :'(
:D
What? ?/? ?/?
My first LGM Award show I mean... lol
Yeah, i was like "What award did YOU win?"
;D ;D
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What? ?/? ?/?
Yeah, i was like "What award did YOU win?"
;D ;D
Yeah thats why I had to correct that..... ;D ;)
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Yeah thats why I had to correct that..... ;D ;)
Well you and Organplaya win the Best Couple on LGM award.
Enjoy the prize, even though its not official.
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Well you and Organplaya win the Best Couple on LGM award.
Enjoy the prize, even though its not official.
**In a sarcastice voice**
"Oh gee, thanks!" ::)
LOL
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I shold been sitting awhile.... ***as i was told to,....***
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*ChruchLady opens door & peeks in*
*sees an empty hall...footsteps echo loudly as she slowly tiptoes over confetti & chicken bones on the floor*
"Wow; must have been some show!" she says as she picks up a "Vote for Change" sticker lying on the floor.
"Hmmm...all that hype & it's ova already!...and I only been gone a week or so!"
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It's not over until God says it's over..................
I would like to nominate the most humble spirit award to.........
SisterCM...
Girl come on up here and get your award!
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TJ honey... it's time to change that avatar, sweetie. I know you love that tux and all, but uhhh... it's time to take it off, darlin. :D :D :D :D
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TJ honey... it's time to change that avatar, sweetie. I know you love that tux and all, but uhhh... it's time to take it off, darlin. :D :D :D :D
:D
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TJ honey... it's time to change that avatar, sweetie. I know you love that tux and all, but uhhh... it's time to take it off, darlin. :D :D :D :D
I know, right? I'm looking GOOD in that Dinner Tux too. THEN I got the nerve to be checking my cell-phone like a straight G! >:(
Ah well. :(
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I shold been sitting awhile.... ***as i was told to,....***
I nominate CJKeyboardPlaya as the most patient LGMer
...for waiting like he was told since page 8!!!!! ;D
CJ, come on down & get your gift bag!!! ::)
*Amidst thunderous appaluse* :D ;)
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The next nominee for "The Man" award goes to:
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4HG
I am a little partial on this one!
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I nominate CJKeyboardPlaya as the most patient LGMer
...for waiting like he was told since page 8!!!!! ;D
CJ, come on down & get your gift bag!!! ::)
*Amidst thunderous appaluse* :D ;)
We need to get fined for forgetting about him. He gets two gift bags! LOL
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I think it is also fitting and proper that we award the 2008 Team Spirit Award to VTGuy.
This dude is very consistent about keeping the LGM Awards up and going, and for it to exist in it's 3rd year says a lot about its organizer.
Good job dude!
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I think it is also fitting and proper that we award the 2008 Team Spirit Award to VTGuy.
This dude is very consistent about keeping the LGM Awards up and going, and for it to exist in it's 3rd year says a lot about its organizer.
Good job dude!
Amen! VTguy rocks...
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Faithfully posts encouraging words daily award goes to:
SAXMan! Bruh you have brought some very inspirational words to encourage my heart.
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I didn't get the memo. Why are they over¿
VT, CEO
LGM Awards
Neither did I?
NJTheBishopAnderson, COO
LGM Awards
*Once again the curtain goes up and the three bishops (bishop2, BishopCole, NJTheBishopAnderson) walks to podium*
We are presenting the "Bishop's Award" for the person that don't take no LGM mess, and the nominees are...
Uriahmusic
VTGuy
Malthumb
pastor rob
littlelamb
...and the award goes to.....
URIAHMUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uriah is racking up the awards. Congratulations Doc!
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**walks in the door clapping slowly**
I just came back in to see if I could find my earring.
I think everybody's over at the Waffle House, though. I saw the Redymobile over there, and you know Jonathan and LL ain't finna turn down the Waffle House.... :-\
I bet if they knew Mary L. McCracken was up next along with the Calvin Delights, they might come back over... :-\
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Amen! VTguy rocks...
DITTO!! COSIGN & AFFIRM!!!
Mebbe nex year the 4th ANNUAL LGM AWARDS GALA will be A LIVE event!!!! :-\
mebbe not..............
There seems to be a descrepancy whether this award show is over, but for those filing out! I've got a few entress in the trunk:
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(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm115/praiZe_photos/cobbler.jpg)
If you turn off the spotlights, the flies seem to go away and the ice cream doesn't melt as fast
Ere'thang is HALF OFF
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This portion of the 3rd Annual LGM awards have been brought to you in part by....
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"That negro shooooo can cook a pot of rice!!"
(http://www.fiu.edu/~interad/jemima.jpg)
Auntee, I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PANCAKE!!"
(http://www.almostvegan.com/archives/images/creamofwheat.gif)
"Lawd, they got ALL the ninjas cookin tonight!"
Later on we have the coveted "Dr Matte Moss Clark Choir Director of the Year" Award..
We'll, return right after these messages...
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Uriah is racking up the awards. Congratulations Doc!
***ORCHESTRA CUES UP YUL BRENNER'S "RAMSES IN THE 10 COMMANDMENTS" THEME AS HE COMES***
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here are the catagories left:
Best shoe award
I would like to nominate:
Larue
Ness
sisT
Britt
Reece
Blessedwoman
churchlady
Best beat down at a gas station
Leslie
nakia
reddgirl
Larue
Best dumb remark/ multi names
Rasberry
Best you have to scratch your head after reading what they wrote
Best confusing chorded songs
Keywiz
best come back line
sjon
redy
blizz
Lordluv
MM
Best man award
Keys410
LL
JOshuag
Dre
doubles
T-block
VTguy
COGIC4SHO
Best woman award
reddgirl
sisT
churchlady
nakia
leslie
Larue
Ness
trinty
reece
blessedwoman
monalisa
Best chicken eaten story
COGIC4SHO
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The next nominee for "The Man" award goes to:
([url]http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jfa0414l.jpg[/url])
4HG
I am a little partial on this one!
OK see this is wrong right here.
Nepotism and what not.
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here are the catagories left:
Best shoe award
I would like to nominate:
Larue
Ness
sisT
Britt
Reece
Blessedwoman
churchlady
Best beat down at a gas station
Leslie
nakia
reddgirl
Larue
Best dumb remark/ multi names
Rasberry
Best you have to scratch your head after reading what they wrote
Best confusing chorded songs
Keywiz
best come back line
sjon
redy
blizz
Lordluv
MM
Best man award
Keys410
LL
JOshuag
Dre
doubles
T-block
VTguy
COGIC4SHO
Best woman award
reddgirl
sisT
churchlady
nakia
leslie
Larue
Ness
trinty
reece
blessedwoman
monalisa
Best chicken eaten story
COGIC4SHO
All's I know is that I'm not presenting the Best Woman award this year. NJ had a brotha all caught up betwunxt thost angry women last year. They almost took me out. My straightjacket allows me to get my shout on but it ain't bullet proof.
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here are the catagories left:
Best shoe award
I would like to nominate:
Larue
Ness
sisT
Britt
Reece
Blessedwoman
churchlady
uh...Josh, I so appreciate the nomination, but it's apparent you've never seen my shoes. It's tennis shoes all the way, sandals for church, so you can remove my name from the shoe list. (No heel over an inch...I can fall off flip flops!) ;D
(I might get a stiletto upside the head in the melee if the competition gets stiff.)
Actually we all know who's got THIS category locked up!!!
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uh...Josh, I so appreciate the nomination, but it's apparent you've never seen my shoes. It's tennis shoes all the way, sandals for church, so you can remove my name from the shoe list. (No heel over an inch...I can fall off flip flops!) ;D
(I might get a stiletto upside the head in the melee if the competition gets stiff.)
Actually we all know who's got THIS category locked up!!!
Sandals in church??? ?/? >:( ?/? >:(
HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually we all know who's got THIS category locked up!!!
SisterT!
She can give you a nice shoe with the matching outfit....in fact, she can KILL the saints with coordination and never brag about it. If you don't look, you won't know...yet you can't help but notice.
As for the chicken award? Thanks! I gladly accept!
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Sandals in church??? ?/? >:( ?/? >:(
HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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uh...Josh, I so appreciate the nomination, but it's apparent you've never seen my shoes. It's tennis shoes all the way, sandals for church, so you can remove my name from the shoe list. (No heel over an inch...I can fall off flip flops!) ;D
(I might get a stiletto upside the head in the melee if the competition gets stiff.)
Actually we all know who's got THIS category locked up!!!
He must not have read about the Iversons I got on with an evening gown as we speak, lol!
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uh...Josh, I so appreciate the nomination, but it's apparent you've never seen my shoes. It's tennis shoes all the way, sandals for church, so you can remove my name from the shoe list. (No heel over an inch...I can fall off flip flops!) ;D
(I might get a stiletto upside the head in the melee if the competition gets stiff.)
Actually we all know who's got THIS category locked up!!!
i think all the women should put a pic of there top shoe or shoe collect on here so we can decide the winner.... heheheh
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i think all the women should put a pic of there top shoe or shoe collect on here so we can decide the winner.... heheheh
This is not the forum for your shoe fettish, lol.
I would call it a tie with SisterT and LaRue, but then again, SisterT's story of how she had to overcome a mid-season injury and work her way back to the DIVA shoes from orthopedic shoes... yeah, that might put her over the top, lol.
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Sandals in church??? ?/? >:( ?/? >:(
HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, ok...tell Jesus He can't wear sandals in church!
LOL! ;D ;D ;D
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Yeah, ok...tell Jesus He can't wear sandals in church!
LOL! ;D ;D ;D
Whatever the Lord wore was in style. You can't be more "in" than Jesus. Thats why i roll with Jesus.
Word 8)
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hahahahahahaha this is funny !!!!!!!!!!!
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I nominate CJKeyboardPlaya as the most patient LGMer
...for waiting like he was told since page 8!!!!! ;D
CJ, come on down & get your gift bag!!! ::)
*Amidst thunderous appaluse* :D ;)
Awww.... how sweet... do i get to say a speech ??
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Awww.... how sweet... do i get to say a speech ??
No!!!! they told us you are LONG WINDED
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:(
***Returns to seat... and watches***
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:(
***Returns to seat... and watches***
>:(
*ChurchLady, getting caught up in a moment of feeling for the underdog, runs up on stage & snatches the mic from a surprised looking Joshua*
"Come on baby, you come right up heah & make yo speech!"
Josh backs away sheepishly and says, "Aw man, CJ, you know I was only playin!" :-[
*ChurchLady looks back over her shoulder as she hands the mic off to CJ...*
"...and you go on & take yo time!"
;D ;D ;D ;)
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Why does Donnie McClurkin have Lil' Jon onstage with him as he does "We Fall Down?"
Donnie: Weee Faaallllllll Dooown,
Lil Jon: YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Donnie: But We Get Up
Lil' Jon: OOOOOOOO KKKAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?
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This SUCKS. I only won one award. I tell ya, me and my date going back to da crib. We gonna have our own after party!!! :P
Yo stoopid beatdown award don't count RayJ, LOL.
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This SUCKS. I only won one award. I tell ya, me and my date going back to da crib. We gonna have our own after party!!! :P
Yo stoopid beatdown award don't count RayJ, LOL.
Nah, don't leave.
...Well, you can leave...just don't take her. Tell her I'm waiting at the Waffle House. She can't miss me...I'll be in the one sitting in the booth...alone. 8) :D :D
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*ChurchLady looks back over her shoulder as she hands the mic off to CJ...*
"...and you go on & take yo time!"
;D ;D ;D ;)
.. it ok... Ill wait for my REAL award...
Thank you...
***Listening to the IPOD and watching...***
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This SUCKS. I only won one award. I tell ya, me and my date going back to da crib. We gonna have our own after party!!! :P
Yo stoopid beatdown award don't count RayJ, LOL.
Hey guys T-Block's gone, now lets roll out the really fun stuff. YAY!!!!!!!!!
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Nah, don't leave.
...Well, you can leave...just don't take her. Tell her I'm waiting at the Waffle House. She can't miss me...I'll be in the one sitting in the booth...alone. 8) :D :D
As my boo said in ATL, "NOPE, NOT GONE HAPPEN!!!"
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Why does Donnie McClurkin have Lil' Jon onstage with him as he does "We Fall Down?"
Donnie: Weee Faaallllllll Dooown,
Lil Jon: YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Donnie: But We Get Up
Lil' Jon: OOOOOOOO KKKAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?
:D
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Who will present the Moderator of the Year award¿ :)
One of the FUNNIEST. POSTS. EVER!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D *COUGH* *COUGH* :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Who will present the next award¿
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Who will present the next award?
LOL!!!
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My posts had to be read 3-4 times before they could be understood (a very deep man indeed ;D)
I'm sure now people have to read 5 times, when are the 2009 awards taking place?
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My posts had to be read 3-4 times before they could be understood (a very deep man indeed ;D)
I'm sure now people have to read 5 times, when are the 2009 awards taking place?
Cosign
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man, y'all late.
they done gave out the awards and ate all de chiccen.
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I'm sure now people have to read 5 times, when are the 2009 awards taking place?
I think the 2009 awards are delayed. Something about Vickie Winans and people they never heard of getting on ballots, or is that the Stellars? ;)
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when are the 2009 awards taking place?
man, y'all late.
they done gave out the awards and ate all de chiccen.
This.
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man, y'all late.
they done gave out the awards and ate all de chiccen.
I didn't get no chiccen, Yall trippin.
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I didn't get no chiccen, Yall trippin.
:D :D :D How fitting that Kanye should feature here & complain about missing the feasting part---
That's because he was busy disputing the judges' decision on who deserved which award because they were the greatest ever in 2008 :D :D
I'm sure Beyonce will be watching this thread very closely ;D
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After viewing a couple of today's new threads, I believe we should add a new category. That award should be The LGM Conspiracy Theorist Award. I think it speaks for itself. The first winner should be a shoo in.
Here is the trophy. It will be laser etched with winner's name.
(http://www.glassviewnews.com/manual_image/Magniglass4.jpg)
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bump for old time sakes
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Mmmhmm I knew I wasn't no newbie in 09. I think the same thing happened to me in the 5th LGM Award show. Smh.
*throws up hands* I quit.
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Oh, and we cannot forget the favorite category of the year:
Newbie of the Year Award
Nominees are:
EBChurchLady
Fenix
Rochelle33...
and there are a few other nominees, but y'all know how folks do.... they always got to turn in their paperwork late... so I don't even know the other names at this current present time, amen? LOL
*Slaps fore head*
SMH!
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I believe, this was THEEE best one yet! Very memorable. The others..... I really don't remember what happened. Which means, it had to be boring. :-\
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I believe, this was THEEE best one yet! Very memorable. The others..... I really don't remember what happened. Which means, it had to be boring. :-\
I would have to say the first one was by far THE best one (which is why it is no longer available) :D
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Sorry I'm late, but I had to go pick up my date as well. ;D :D ;D:
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I know what yall thinking. Me & Alicia hit a rough patch, so we trying to cool off and regroup, LOL!!!
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Why lil Wayne boo? Why????
I believe, this was THEEE best one yet! Very memorable. The others..... I really don't remember what happened. Which means, it had to be boring. :-\
I agree.