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A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible?
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A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday is a horse.
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A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible?
Friday was the name of his ride.
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Very Good!
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Friday is a horse.
Friday is a horse.
Smart. I wouldn't expect less from you
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#2
A detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot.
the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how?
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#2
A detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot.
the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how?
Somebody had already rewind the recorder.
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Sister CM! You are a whiz... You give us one mine are too easy.
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Sister CM! You are a whiz... You give us one mine are too easy.
I was having fun guessing the answer. :D :D
What is black and white and read all over?
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I was having fun guessing the answer. :D :D
What is black and white and read all over?
Newspaper.
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Newspaper.
Now its your turn. :D :D
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Now its your turn. :D :D
What's bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
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Em.. could that be a pair of pants
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What's bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
Yarn?
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Em.. could that be a pair of pants
Yarn?
Nope.
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Here's one:
1. It's round but sometimes it's not around
2. Sometimes it's light, sometimes it's dark.
3. Sometimes it's half, sometimes it's whole, sometimes a piece is all you'll know.
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Nope.
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What's bought by the yard and worn by the foot?
The answer is so obvious: There is no answer!!
It just occurred to me in those flashes of brilliance that come upon me in times of great stress. Try as i might i could not figure out the answer until it ht me. The physical impossibilities of buying something at a yard and wearing it on the foot are so apparent. Yards are places where ships are built. A human cannot physically wear a ship, hence no answer.
I settled back in my chair, a grin of satisfaction planted firmly on my face. A feeling of weightlessness came upon me as i felt the burden of dissatisfaction at not knowing the answer lift off me.
After a moment of reflecting on my newly discovered genius, i proceeded to type the answer on LGM, my glee no less diminished at the thought of Sjpon's shocked face when he realized i had solved his riddle.
;D
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The answer is so obvious: There is no answer!!
It just occurred to me in those flashes of brilliance that come upon me in times of great stress. Try as i might i could not figure out the answer until it ht me. The physical impossibilities of buying something at a yard and wearing it on the foot are so apparent. Yards are places where ships are built. A human cannot physically wear a ship, hence no answer.
I settled back in my chair, a grin of satisfaction planted firmly on my face. A feeling of weightlessness came upon me as i felt the burden of dissatisfaction at not knowing the answer lift off me.
After a moment of reflecting on my newly discovered genius, i proceeded to type the answer on LGM, my glee no less diminished at the thought of Sjpon's shocked face when he realized i had solved his riddle.
;D
I SO wish I was at home right now. ::) :D
Yous (int) a silly dude, bruh.
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Carpet?
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Here's one:
1. It's round but sometimes it's not around
2. Sometimes it's light, sometimes it's dark.
3. Sometimes it's half, sometimes it's whole, sometimes a piece is all you'll know.
The moon.
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Carpet?
To whose riddle are you answering?
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To whose riddle are you answering?
Yours...bought by the yard but worn by feet (feet wear out carpet)
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Yours...bought by the yard but worn by feet (feet wear out carpet)
Excellent!!
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I SO wish I was at home right now. ::) :D
Yous (int) a silly dude, bruh.
Sjon, realizing i had solved his riddle, slowly reached behind his desk for his gun. I stood, calmly, staring him down. All of a sudden he whipped around, pointing the pistol at me point-blank. He squeezed the trigger... <click, click>
I slowly reached into my pocket and pulled out the magazine cartridge. He stared at me, hate filling his eyes. I smiled and tossed the cartridge out the window. I turned and walked away from him. There was no more to be said or done, he had been defeated in his quest to destroy the world with his difficult riddles.
My name is Fenix and i prowl the dark streets of Gotham, ever-vigilant for enemies of humanity. When they come crawling out of the woodworks, i will be there to greet them.
I.Am.Legend.
;D
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Here's one. It's probably too easy, though.
What something that a poor man has, a rich man wants, and if you eat it you'll surely die?
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Sjon, realizing i had solved his riddle, slowly reached behind his desk for his gun. I stood, calmly, staring him down. All of a sudden he whipped around, pointing the pistol at me point-blank. He squeezed the trigger... <click, click>
I slowly reached into my pocket and pulled out the magazine cartridge. He stared at me, hate filling his eyes. I smiled and tossed the cartridge out the window. I turned and walked away from him. There was no more to be said or done, he had been defeated in his quest to destroy the world with his difficult riddles.
My name is Fenix and i prowl the dark streets of Gotham, ever-vigilant for enemies of humanity. When they come crawling out of the woodworks, i will be there to greet them.
I.Am.Legend.
;D
I.Am.Legend, can you post a riddle? :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Sjon, realizing i had solved his riddle, slowly reached behind his desk for his gun. I stood, calmly, staring him down. All of a sudden he whipped around, pointing the pistol at me point-blank. He squeezed the trigger... <click, click>
I slowly reached into my pocket and pulled out the magazine cartridge. He stared at me, hate filling his eyes. I smiled and tossed the cartridge out the window. I turned and walked away from him. There was no more to be said or done, he had been defeated in his quest to destroy the world with his difficult riddles.
My name is Fenix and i prowl the dark streets of Gotham, ever-vigilant for enemies of humanity. When they come crawling out of the woodworks, i will be there to greet them.
I.Am.Legend.
;D
PPPWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D :D
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Here's one. It's probably too easy, though.
What something that a poor man has, a rich man wants, and if you eat it you'll surely die?
Nothing
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I.Am.Legend, can you post a riddle? :D :D :D :D :D :D
No i can't, sorry. :-[
I won't participate in this thread anymore cuz i have no useful input.
:-[ :-[
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No i can't, sorry. :-[
I won't participate in this thread anymore cuz i have no useful input.
:-[ :-[
Just make up a riddle. :)
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Nothing
That's correct.
Here's one more easy one:
Sally's mother had four children. Their names were Penny, Nickel, Dime...but what was the fourth child's name?
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That's correct.
Here's one more easy one:
Sally's mother had four children. Their names were Penny, Nickel, Dime...but what was the fourth child's name?
Sally.
What goes up and doesn't come down.
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What goes up and doesn't come down.
taxes? Gas prices?
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Sally.
What goes up and doesn't come down.
Your age
This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off.
How old is the bus driver?
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There are these exactly identical twins. One always tells the truth, the other always tells a lie. Each one is guarding a door- one to hell, the other to heaven. You are allowed to ask each twin one question. What should you ask?? oh yeah, they know which door they are guarding.
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Your age
This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off.
How old is the bus driver?
36 ( I am 36)
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Your age
This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off.
How old is the bus driver?
Whatever age the person is who's reading the riddle.
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There are these exactly identical twins. One always tells the truth, the other always tells a lie. Each one is guarding a door- one to hell, the other to heaven. You are allowed to ask each twin one question. What should you ask?? oh yeah, they know which door they are guarding.
Ask one of them if they are a twin. If they say, "yes", that's the one that's telling the truth.
Ask the other one if they are guarding the door to Hell:
a. If they say, 'no', it's really, 'yes'.
b. If they, 'yes', it's really, 'no'.
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A man pushes his car to a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why?
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There are these exactly identical twins. One always tells the truth, the other always tells a lie. Each one is guarding a door- one to hell, the other to heaven. You are allowed to ask each twin one question. What should you ask?? oh yeah, they know which door they are guarding.
You ask one twin which door the other twin will say is the door to heaven. Whatever answer you get, go to the opposite door.
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Ask one of them if they are a twin. If they say, "yes", that's the one that's telling the truth.
Ask the other one if they are guarding the door to Hell:
a. If they say, 'no', it's really, 'yes'.
b. If they, 'yes', it's really, 'no'.
Almost....
Ask both of them if they are a twin. The one that says no is the liar. You then can talk with the one that said yes to give you the correct door.
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Wow, this riddle reminds me of a Samurai Jack episode.
Pretty cool
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Almost....
Ask both of them if they are a twin. The one that says no is the liar. You then can talk with the one that said yes to give you the correct door.
Won't you have then cheated by asking the one twin two separate questions? :-\
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Won't you have then cheated by asking the one twin two separate questions? :-\
That's why my way works. And you only ask one person one question.
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A man pushes his car to a hotel and goes bankrupt. Why?
He's playing Monopoly
The maker doesnt want it,
The buyer does not use it,
and..
The user does not see it.
What is it?
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You ask one twin which door the other twin will say is the door to heaven. Whatever answer you get, go to the opposite door.
This way doesn't work because you don't know which twin is lying.
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He's playing Monopoly
The maker doesnt want it,
The buyer does not use it,
and..
The user does not see it.
What is it?
A coffin.
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You guys are good!!!
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This way doesn't work because you don't know which twin is lying.
Yes it does. Check it out.
Let's say that Twin A is the lying twin guarding the Heaven door. Twin B is the truth twin guarding the Hell door. But you don't know this.
Here's the coversation.
Doubles: Say, Twin A, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door?
Twin A (who always lies): He'll tell you that his door is the Heaven door.
So you go to Twin A's door to heaven. Why? You didn't ask Twin A which door was right. You asked him what the other would say. Since Twin A always lies, he'll lie about what Twin B would say. His statement of "He'll tell you that his door is the Heaven door." is the lie.
Flip the script.
Doubles: Say Twin B, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to Heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door.
Twin B (who always tells the truth): He'll say that my door is the Heaven door.
Twin B is now truthfully stating that Twin A will lie about which door is the Heaven door. So you go to Twin A's door to Heaven.
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Yes it does. Check it out.
Let's say that Twin A is the lying twin guarding the Heaven door. Twin B is the truth twin guarding the Hell door. But you don't know this.
Here's the coversation.
Doubles: Say, Twin A, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door?
Twin A (who always lies): He'll tell you that his door is the Heaven door.
So you go to Twin A's door to heaven. Why? You didn't ask Twin A which door was right. You asked him what the other would say. Since Twin A always lies, he'll lie about what Twin B would say. His statement of "He'll tell you that his door is the Heaven door." is the lie.
Flip the script.
Doubles: Say Twin B, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to Heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door.
Twin B (who always tells the truth): He'll say that my door is the Heaven door.
Twin B is now truthfully stating that Twin A will lie about which door is the Heaven door. So you go to Twin A's door to Heaven.
You're assuming that you know which door each twin is guarding AND which twin is lying. Switch doors and use your scenario and see what happens.
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Ask one of them if they are a twin. If they say, "yes", that's the one that's telling the truth.
Ask the other one if they are guarding the door to Hell:
a. If they say, 'no', it's really, 'yes'.
b. If they, 'yes', it's really, 'no'.
The key of the riddle is to establish which one you can trust to give you the right door.
The riddle says you can ask each twin a question. It doesn't matter if it is the same question. My understanding was there is one thing you KNOW for certain. They are twins and that ONE always lies and ONE always tells the truth.
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fight, fight...
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The key of the riddle is to establish which one you can trust to give you the right door.
The riddle says you can ask each twin a question. It doesn't matter if it is the same question. My understanding was there is one thing you KNOW for certain. They are twins and that ONE always lies and ONE always tells the truth.
Actually, that's TWO things:
a. I know they're twins
b. I know that one lies and one tells the truth.
That's why my asking one of them if they are twins works. It forces the truth or lie from one of them, then you ask the other one about the doors.
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fight, fight...
SILLY, SILLY dude!!!! :D :D :D
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Doubles22 has a good argument.
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Doubles22 has a good argument.
Nope. His scenario assumes more than your riddle allows.
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I surrender Doubles and Sjon....logic makes room for various scenarios as long as the end result is achieved.
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You're assuming that you know which door each twin is guarding. Switch doors and use your scenario and see what happens.
Too easy. Watch this.
Let's say that Twin A is the lying twin guarding the Hell door. Twin B is the truth twin guarding the Heaven door. We'll assume we don't know who's the liar or what door they are guarding.
Here's the coversation.
Doubles: "Say, Twin A, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door?"
Twin A (who always lies): "He'll tell you that my door is the Heaven door. (This statement is a lie because the truth-telling Twin B wouldn't say this.)
So you go to Twin B's door to heaven. Why? You didn't ask Twin A which door was right. You asked him what the other would say. Since Twin A always lies, he'll lie about what Twin B would say. His statement of "He'll tell you that my door is the Heaven door." is the lie.
Flip the script.
Doubles: Say Twin B, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to Heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door.
Twin B (who always tells the truth): "He'll lie to you and say that his door is the Heaven door." (Twin B is telling the truth about what Twin A would say...and we all know Twin A is going to lie.)
Twin B is now truthfully stating that Twin A will lie about which door is the Heaven door. So you go to Twin B's door to Heaven.
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Too easy. Watch this.
Let's say that Twin A is the lying twin guarding the Hell door. Twin B is the truth twin guarding the Heaven door. We'll assume we don't know who's the liar or what door they are guarding.
Here's the coversation.
Doubles: "Say, Twin A, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door?"
Twin A (who always lies): "He'll tell you that my door is the Heaven door. (This statement is a lie because the truth-telling Twin B wouldn't say this.)
So you go to Twin B's door to heaven. Why? You didn't ask Twin A which door was right. You asked him what the other would say. Since Twin A always lies, he'll lie about what Twin B would say. His statement of "He'll tell you that my door is the Heaven door." is the lie.
Flip the script.
Doubles: Say Twin B, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to Heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door.
Twin B (who always tells the truth): He'll say that his door is the Heaven door. (Twin B is telling the truth about what Twin A would say...and we all know Twin A is going to lie.)
Twin B is now truthfully stating that Twin A will lie about which door is the Heaven door. So you go to Twin B's door to Heaven.
Since, it's just me and you in this: You HAVE to get rid of the first sentence. Until you do that, we'll keep going round and round.
You ONLY know:
a. They're twins
b. One lies and one tells the truth.
c. Each twin knows which door they're guarding.
THAT'S. IT.
Anything else, and one is trying to make their argument based on something that's NOT in the original scenario.
That's all I'm saying. 8)
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New Riddle: (to keep the peace)
Two men on an island one of them deaf and mute and other blind. The deaf and mute want to tell the blind your father dead. How?
Remember: The deaf is also mute (he can't talk)
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New Riddle: (to keep the peace)
Two men on an island one of them deaf and mute and other blind. The deaf and mute want to tell the blind your father dead. How?
Remember: The deaf is also mute (he can't talk)
The deaf mute writes a note in the sand/dirt and has the blind man feel the letters (or follow the shapes).
BTW, to my knowledge, there's no discord for which peace would need to be kept. :-\
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OK i have been looking at this argument and Sjon's way is EASIER.
Since you know that one lies and the other tells the truth, you ask
Are you twins? The answer identifi3es immediately who the liar is. The truth-teller tells you that they are. Therefore you know the other one is a liar and you ignore him. On the flipside, if you ask the liar if they are twins, he will obviously say no. In that case you will also ignore him as he has identified himself as the liar.
Doubles' way is no less wrong. But its a roundabout way of getting to the same answer.
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Oh we moved on?
Never mind...
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Since, it's just me and you in this: You HAVE to get rid of the first sentence. Until you do that, we'll keep going round and round.
You ONLY know:
a. They're twins
b. One lies and one tells the truth.
c. Each twin knows which door they're guarding.
THAT'S. IT.
Anything else, and one is trying to make their argument based on something that's NOT in the original scenario.
That's all I'm saying. 8)
I see what you're saying. Try it this way...
Let's say that we haveTwin A and Twin B. We'll assume we don't know who's the liar or what door they are guarding.
Here's the coversation.
Doubles: "Say, Twin A, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door?"
Twin A: "He'll tell you that my door is the Heaven door.
1. If he's the lying twin, he's lying about what Twin B would say because Twin B would tell the truth and say his own door was the Heaven door.
2. If he's the truthful twin, he's truthfully stating that Twin B will lie by saying that his own door is the Heaven door.
Therefore, which ever door is stated, go to the opposite door.
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I see what you're saying. Try it this way...
Let's say that we haveTwin A and Twin B. We'll assume we don't know who's the liar or what door they are guarding.
Here's the coversation.
Doubles: "Say, Twin A, if I go ask your boy over there which one of these doors leads to heaven, which one will he say is the Heaven door?"
Twin A: "He'll tell you that my door is the Heaven door.
1. If he's the lying twin, he's lying about what Twin B would say because Twin B would tell the truth and say his own door was the Heaven door.
2. If he's the truthful twin, he's truthfully stating that Twin B will lie by saying that his own door is the Heaven door.
Therefore, which ever door is stated, go to the opposite door.
Doing it that way doesn't tell me who the liar is, chief. ;)
I'll let that marinate as I drive home. See ya'll in about 20 min.
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The deaf mute writes a note in the sand/dirt and has the blind man feel the letters (or follow the shapes).
BTW, to my knowledge, there's no discord for which peace would need to be kept. :-\
I don't see any discord. Was joking : )
Your answer is incorrect sir!
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*out of sheer frustration, Ness gives up in disgust and walks through door three, Jesus is there waiting, saying, "I was wondering how long you would be out there fooling with those twins"*
LOL
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Doing it that way doesn't tell me who the liar is, chief. ;)
I'll let that marinate as I drive home. See ya'll in about 20 min.
I'm not trying to find out who the liar is. I'm trying to find out which is the correct door to go through.
Time Out! Redd, what's the object here?
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*out of sheer frustration, Ness gives up in disgust and walks through door three, Jesus is there waiting, saying, "I was wondering how long you would be out there fooling with those twins"*
LOL
LOL!
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I'm not trying to find out who the liar is. I'm trying to find out which is the correct door to go through.
Time Out! Redd, what's the object here?
LOL! You are trying to find how who is the liar. Once you have that established then it is easy to know who to trust about the door selection.
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Here's a classic:
You're locked in a room. The ONLY things you have is a mirror and a table to escape. How do you do it?
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Here's a classic:
You're locked in a room. The ONLY things you have is a mirror and a table to escape. How do you do it?
Sorry this is a classic. You look into the mirror to see what you "saw". You saw the table into 2 halves. Put the halves together to make a whole (hole). Climb out of the hole to escape.
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*out of sheer frustration, Ness gives up in disgust and walks through door three, Jesus is there waiting, saying, "I was wondering how long you would be out there fooling with those twins"*
LOL
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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No more takers on my riddle?? :'( :'(
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I'm not trying to find out who the liar is. I'm trying to find out which is the correct door to go through.
Time Out! Redd, what's the object here?
She was kidding. :)
LOL! You are trying to find how who is the liar. Once you have that established then it is easy to know who to trust about the door selection.
*sounding like Emeril*
BAM!!! What she said.
No more takers on my riddle?? :'( :'(
I just found out my answer is wrong, so give me a minute or two. Plus, I need some refreshment from this heat. :-\
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LOL! You are trying to find how who is the liar. Once you have that established then it is easy to know who to trust about the door selection.
Then no need even worrying about the doors if that's the only objective.
Ask each one if they're twins. Whoever says "no" is the liar. Game over and walk away.
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That's correct.
Here's one more easy one:
Sally's mother had four children. Their names were Penny, Nickel, Dime...but what was the fourth child's name?
Did someone answer this? If not, the answer is Sally.
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Did someone answer this? If not, the answer is Sally.
Yep
Sally.
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Oh well, that's what I get for being late to the party.
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Then no need even worrying about the doors if that's the only objective.
Ask each one if they're twins. Whoever says "no" is the liar. Game over and walk away.
Bruh, you're in the military. There are missions that have more than one objective, right? If that be so, then the same is true here.
Objective A: Determine the Liar
Objective B: Find the door that leads to Heaven.
On this mission, you can't do one without the other. ;)
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New Riddle: (to keep the peace)
Two men on an island one of them deaf and mute and other blind. The deaf and mute want to tell the blind your father dead. How?
Remember: The deaf is also mute (he can't talk)
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New Riddle: (to keep the peace)
Two men on an island one of them deaf and mute and other blind. The deaf and mute want to tell the blind your father dead. How?
Remember: The deaf is also mute (he can't talk)
The deat/mute one writes a note and gives it to someone else to read to the deaf man?
Maybe?
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The deat/mute one writes a note and gives it to someone else to read to the deaf man?
Maybe?
That is the most practical answer i can think of also.
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Ya'll give up? No correct answers yet.
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The deat/mute one writes a note and gives it to someone else to read to the deaf man?
Maybe?
I totally butchered that sentence. It should read:
The deaf/mute one writes a note and gives it to someone else to read to the blind man?
I gotta get those green stars. :-\ :D
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Ya'll give up?
Nope.
The Answer: The deaf man kills the blind man, who goes to the after-life and sees the dead father. Then the deaf man gives his life, lays hands on the blind man and brings him back to life.
Simple really.
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Nope.
The Answer: The deaf man kills the blind man, who goes to the after-life and sees the dead father. Then the deaf man gives his life, lays hands on the blind man and brings him back to life.
Simple really.
CORRECT......NOT
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CORRECT......NOT
But it COULD work theoretically.
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Answer:
The blind man does NOT exist.
The riddle says there were 2 men on the island. The deaf one, and the mute one. Note being deaf does not mean you can not speak but in this case the deaf one was deaf and mute and there was another person who was only mute.
1. Deaf (was deaf and mute)
2. Mute person
3. Blind person (Does not exist)
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I'm so confused...
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I'm so confused...
Me too. I totally don't get it. ?/? ?/?
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I'm so confused...
Two men on an island one of them deaf PERSON 1 and mute Person 2and other blindPerson 3. The deaf and mute want to tell the blind your father dead. How?
Remember: The deaf is also mute Tricky part here: Person 1 is both deaf and mute but Person 2 is only mute(he can't talk)
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?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/?
My answer is still the best.
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?/? ?/? ?/? ?/? ?/?
My answer is still the best.
Tu che' my friend! LOL
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Tu che' my friend! LOL
Wait wait wait, now i get it.
The key is there are TWO people on the island. Therefore to make it feasible that one person is CAPABLE of informing the other, the blind man cannot exist. The deaf man can tell the mute man.
Another case solved Watson.
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At what time of day was Adam created?
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At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve ;)
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Here's one from one of my favorite villains, The Riddler. :D
"On what Holiday does a Holiday Killer (a.k.a. an assassin who kills someone every holiday) NOT kill?
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A little before Eve ;)
that's right!
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What is it?
The word contains 7 letters
Preceded God
Greater than god
more evil than the devil
All poor people have it
Wealthy people do not need it
If you eat it, you will die
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What is it?
The word contains 7 letters
Preceded God
Greater than god
more evil than the devil
All poor people have it
Wealthy people do not need it
If you eat it, you will die
I think this is a more elaborate version of the one I posted earlier. :D :D
But the answer is NOTHING.
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I think this is a more elaborate version of the one I posted earlier. :D :D
But the answer is NOTHING.
Oh. I knew that
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Here's one from one of my favorite villains, The Riddler. :D
"On what Holiday does a Holiday Killer (a.k.a. an assassin who kills someone every holiday) NOT kill?
April Fool's Day
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April Fool's Day
You must've read the comic. :D :D
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You must've read the comic. :D :D
I've read the comic; I'm a huge Batman fan, actually. I'm trying to get into the graphic novels. By get into, I mean read them. :-\
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I've read the comic; I'm a huge Batman fan, actually. I'm trying to get into the graphic novels. By get into, I mean read them. :-\
You ain't said nothing but a word. I LOVE the graphic novels. I got hooked after reading The Long Halloween and "The Haunted Knight" which was the sequel. Half of my book collection is full of Batman graphic novels, lol.
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I was having fun guessing the answer. :D :D
What is black and white and read all over?
A dead penguin!!!!
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You ain't said nothing but a word. I LOVE the graphic novels. I got hooked after reading The Long Halloween and "The Haunted Knight" which was the sequel. Half of my book collection is full of Batman graphic novels, lol.
I'm tryin' to figure out where I can I get my hands on some. :-\
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A dead penguin!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
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I'm tryin' to figure out where I can I get my hands on some. :-\
Borders.
Although most of their graphic novels are Anime focused. I'm not so much into the DC/ Marvel comic heroes. When we talk about Anime, thats another issue.
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It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
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It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space. What is it?
It is the letter, 'e'.
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Borders.
Although most of their graphic novels are Anime focused. I'm not so much into the DC/ Marvel comic heroes. When we talk about Anime, thats another issue.
Drats! I'm near a Barnes and Noble, not a Borders. :-\
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Check This Out.
There are three words in the English language that end in the letters "GRY". One is hungry and the other is angry. What is the third word?
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Check This Out.
There are three words in the English language that end in the letters "GRY". One is hungry and the other is angry. What is the third word?
There isn't one. However, that is a part of a longer riddle, which goes as follows:
"Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
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Check This Out.
There are three words in the English language that end in the letters "GRY". One is hungry and the other is angry. What is the third word?
language
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There isn't one. However, that is a part of a longer riddle, which goes as follows:
"Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
Language. Ooops, we answered at the same time doc.
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Steve is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
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Steve is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
He was born b.c.
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Steve is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
the years are in B.C.
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Lovely and round
I shine with pale light
grown in the darkness
A lady's delight.
What am I ? ?/? ?/? ?/?
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the years are in B.C.
Correct.
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Lovely and round
I shine with pale light
grown in the darkness
A lady's delight.
What am I ? ?/? ?/? ?/?
A baby? A pearl?
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A baby? A pearl?
A pearl. You got it SJon. You are too smart. Let me think of a more difficult one...lol
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Lovely and round
I shine with pale light
grown in the darkness
A lady's delight.
What am I ? ?/? ?/? ?/?
a diamond... brillance is reflected in light. Comes from coal which is dark and in the earth.
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How does a man drown but never get wet?
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Answer me this riddle as well:
What day of the week doesn't end with y?
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Answer me this riddle as well:
What day of the week doesn't end with y?
Tomorrow ?? ......:)
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Tomorrow is correct!! :)
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Ok, I got a throwback.....(Solve this Riddle)
Man goes in to a restaurant, he sits down and he's having a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter, "Come taste the soup."
Waiter says, "Is there something wrong with the soup?"
"Just taste the soup."
"What's the matter, sir? Is the soup too cold?"
"Just taste the soup."
"What's the matter, sir? Is the soup too hot?"
"Will you just taste the soup!?!?"...........
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Ok, I got a throwback.....(Solve this Riddle)
Man goes in to a restaurant, he sits down and he's having a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter, "Come taste the soup."
Waiter says, "Is there something wrong with the soup?"
"Just taste the soup."
"What's the matter, sir? Is the soup too cold?"
"Just taste the soup."
"What's the matter, sir? Is the soup too hot?"
"Will you just taste the soup!?!?"...........
"Okay, where's the spoon?"
"Aha!"
LOL!!! Not a riddle, but funny nonetheless, lol.
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How does a man drown but never get wet?
He's drowning in sorrow?
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Nessa, I know it wasn't a riddle, but it felt so right for the moment!!! (LOL) I was giggling while trying to post it!!!
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"Okay, where's the spoon?"
"Aha!"
LOL!!! Not a riddle, but funny nonetheless, lol.
Nessa, u forgot a line. First he says, "O.K., I'll taste the soup." Then, he asks "Where's the spoon?"
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T-Block knows what's up !!! (LOL)
Keep trying on the riddle though.
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Ok, I got one........
What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Ok, I got one........
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A hot dog?
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Here's one: What can you catch but not throw?
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Here's one: What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
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A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him.
How is this possible?
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A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him.
How is this possible?
he used the toothpicks to spell the word "Nine"
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he used the toothpicks to spell the word "Nine"
How on earth do you even know the answers to these things? ?/? ?/? ?/?
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How on earth do you even know the answers to these things? ?/? ?/? ?/?
Some of these are re-treads, to be honest. If you've ever had a time in your life where riddles fascinated you, then there you have it. :-\ :)
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When is a door not a door?
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When is a door not a door?
When its ajar? ;D ;D
OK i googled that one
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When its ajar? ;D ;D
OK i googled that one
your turn! :)
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When does a man drown and never get wet?
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when he's in quicksand.
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When its ajar? ;D ;D
OK i googled that one
Oh you cheat! :D
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My first is in tea but not in leaf
My second is in teapot and also in teeth
My third is in caddy but not in cosy
My fourth is in cup but not in rosy
My fifth is in herbal and also in health
My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth
My last is in drink, so what can I be?
I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me?
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My first is in tea but not in leaf
My second is in teapot and also in teeth
My third is in caddy but not in cosy
My fourth is in cup but not in rosy
My fifth is in herbal and also in health
My sixth is in peppermint and always in wealth
My last is in drink, so what can I be?
I’m there in a classroom, do you listen to me?
Teacher
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when he's in quicksand.
Sjon, that's correct!! (I got that from Batman some years back....LOL) Were you the one who posted about being a Batman fan?
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Sjon, that's correct!! (I got that from Batman some years back....LOL) Were you the one who posted about being a Batman fan?
Myself, as well as, SirTJ.
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I got one...
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
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I got one...
How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator?
Put him in a box of animal crackers.
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Yep...thats more intelligent than the response that i know
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Teacher
correct!
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correct!
I had to write that one down, but I eventually got it, lol.
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Check This Out.
There are three words in the English language that end in the letters "GRY". One is hungry and the other is angry. What is the third word?
There isn't one. However, that is a part of a longer riddle, which goes as follows:
"Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
Yes there is. The word is Energy.
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Yes there is. The word is Energy.
Energy ends in g-r-y? :o
Seems to me someone is suffering from selective dyslexia. :-\
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Energy ends in g-r-y? :o
Seems to me someone is suffering from selective dyslexia. :-\
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Energy ends in g-r-y?
Seems to me someone is suffering from selective dyslexia.
Lol. Good one
Check This Out.
There are three words in the English language that end in the letters "GRY". One is hungry and the other is angry. What is the third word?
It never said which order they had to be in. They say reading is fundamental.
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Lol. Good one
It never said which order they had to be in. They say reading is fundamental.
Because reading is fundamental, the order is implied. ;) 8)
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Lol. Good one
It never said which order they had to be in. They say reading is fundamental.
That makes the riddle untrue, there are more than three words that end in the letters gry, actually I believe I read up on this riddle on snopes and there are actually more than three words that end in gry. Gry itself is a word:
From Webster's revised unabridged Dictionary:
Gry
Gry\, n. [Gr ? syllable, bit.]
1. A measure equal to one tenth of a line. [Obs.] --Locke.
2. Anything very small, or of little value. [R.]
When people reworded/shortened the riddle, they messed it up.
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That makes the riddle untrue, there are more than three words that end in the letters gry, actually I believe I read up on this riddle on snopes and there are actually more than three words that end in gry. Gry itself is a word:
From Webster's revised unabridged Dictionary:
Gry
Gry\, n. [Gr ? syllable, bit.]
1. A measure equal to one tenth of a line. [Obs.] --Locke.
2. Anything very small, or of little value. [R.]
When people reworded/shortened the riddle, they messed it up.
I agree ;D
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There isn't one. However, that is a part of a longer riddle, which goes as follows:
"Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
The answer to this is language
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I don't get it. Why is the answer language? I have another one but I bet SJ already knows it.
A man and wife are in their car. The car breaks down and the man gets out to go get help. Before he leaves he makes sure she is alone in the car and locks the doors and trunk. When he returns his wife is dead. The doors and trunk are still locked and no one has broken in yet there is a stranger in the car. How did his wife die?
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I don't get it. Why is the answer language? I have another one but I bet SJ already knows it.
A man and wife are in their car. The car breaks down and the man gets out to go get help. Before he leaves he makes sure she is alone in the car and locks the doors and trunk. When he returns his wife is dead. The doors and trunk are still locked and no one has broken in yet there is a stranger in the car. How did his wife die?
The stranger came through the sun/moon roof.
The key to the -gry riddle is in the sentence: There are three words in the English language. 8)
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I don't get it. Why is the answer language? I have another one but I bet SJ already knows it.
A man and wife are in their car. The car breaks down and the man gets out to go get help. Before he leaves he makes sure she is alone in the car and locks the doors and trunk. When he returns his wife is dead. The doors and trunk are still locked and no one has broken in yet there is a stranger in the car. How did his wife die?
While giving birth to thier baby; the stranger
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While giving birth to thier baby; the stranger
Excellent. Nicely done. That has to be it.
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The key to the -gry riddle is in the sentence: There are three words in the English language. 8)
I must be slow on this one...'cause I still don't get it... ?/? :D
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Here's One:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were survivors. Explain how.
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Here's One:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were survivors. Explain how.
The survivors escaped from the plane before the crash.
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I must be slow on this one...'cause I still don't get it... ?/? :D
I have been puzzling this too. ?/? ?/?
Excellent. Nicely done. That has to be it.
But there was no indication in the riddle that his wife was pregnant. :-\
Your answer was equally plausilbe. ?/? ?/?
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Here's One:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were survivors. Explain how.
The survivors were animals...ie dogs/cats
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The survivors escaped from the plane before the crash.
The survivors were animals...ie dogs/cats
Wrong on both accounts.
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Wrong on both accounts.
They are survivors from something else.
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I have been puzzling this too. ?/? ?/?
But there was no indication in the riddle that his wife was pregnant. :-\
just like there was no indication that the car had a moon roof. ::)
Here's One:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were survivors. Explain how.
maybe there were dogs on the plane who survivred. dogs are not humans
?when people die, arent their family members called suvivors?
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Wrong on both accounts.
lol...well I'm stomped on this one too... :D
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Here's One:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were survivors. Explain how.
The survivors were all married.
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maybe there were dogs on the plane who survivred. dogs are not humans
This was my thought also...
Maybe the family member part is correct.
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The survivors were all married.
This is right.
It says every Single person was killed. Darn teasers. ;) :D :D
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This is right.
It says every Single person was killed. Darn teasers. ;) :D :D
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Here's Another:
What is something that God never sees, A King rarely sees, but we see everyday?
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Yo this is some thinking outside the box stuff. ?/?
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Here's Another:
What is something that God never sees, A King rarely sees, but we see everyday?
Something that's too costly? lol.
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Something that's too costly? lol.
While that might be true, that's not the exact answer we're looking for. :D :D :D
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
A hot dog?
Sorry, that is incorrect. The answer is..........
it doesn't matter what you call him, he aint coming.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Sorry, that is incorrect. The answer is..........
it doesn't matter what you call him, he aint coming.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
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You are in a cold house in the winter. It is dark. You have one match. There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove. Which do you light first?
the match
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the match
that's correct!
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While giving birth to thier baby; the stranger
Correct! Died in childbirth while hubby was away. The stranger is the baby.
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Here's Another:
What is something that God never sees, A King rarely sees, but we see everyday?
An equal.
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What incredible event happened on May 6, 1978?
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What incredible event happened on May 6, 1978?
You were born? ?/? :-\ ;D
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You were born? ?/? :-\ ;D
nope....I wish I were 30 again....Do I dare have the great SJON stomped?????
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nope....I wish I were 30 again....Do I dare have the great SJON stomped?????
No, but I am stumped, though. :D
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nope....I wish I were 30 again....Do I dare have the great SJON stomped?????
It was the first time the date read 5-6-78.
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It was the first time the date read 5-6-78.
HAHAHA!! That's pretty good. :D :D :D
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It was the first time the date read 5-6-78.
It occurred in 1878 also but the significance was the 5-6-78! Correct
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It occurred in 1878 also but the significance was the 5-6-78! Correct
Yeah, I took a guess with the 1st time part. :D :D :D
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It occurred in 1878 also but the significance was the 5-6-78! Correct
So, you can use this riddle for June 7, 1989? :D
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In both heaven and in hell, meal times have people sitting around circular tables with particular eating instruments and rules.
The rules are, they are forced to sit ten feet away from the food and must reach the food with long forks. They must hold the forks at the end at all times and must use the forks to eat with (i.e. no hands).
This is extremely difficult, and a catch is rare. Interestingly enough, the people in heaven are well fed and the people in hell go hungry - I guess that's the idea ;).
Why? (Note: It is not "they are already dead", keep thinking)
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In both heaven and in hell, meal times have people sitting around circular tables with particular eating instruments and rules.
The rules are, they are forced to sit ten feet away from the food and must reach the food with long forks. They must hold the forks at the end at all times and must use the forks to eat with (i.e. no hands).
This is extremely difficult, and a catch is rare. Interestingly enough, the people in heaven are well fed and the people in hell go hungry - I guess that's the idea ;).
Why? (Note: It is not "they are already dead", keep thinking)
Cause ain't that many folks to compete with in Heaven. :D :D
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In both heaven and in hell, meal times have people sitting around circular tables with particular eating instruments and rules.
The rules are, they are forced to sit ten feet away from the food and must reach the food with long forks. They must hold the forks at the end at all times and must use the forks to eat with (i.e. no hands).
This is extremely difficult, and a catch is rare. Interestingly enough, the people in heaven are well fed and the people in hell go hungry - I guess that's the idea ;).
Why? (Note: It is not "they are already dead", keep thinking)
the people in Heaven share.
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In both heaven and in hell, meal times have people sitting around circular tables with particular eating instruments and rules.
The rules are, they are forced to sit ten feet away from the food and must reach the food with long forks. They must hold the forks at the end at all times and must use the forks to eat with (i.e. no hands).
This is extremely difficult, and a catch is rare. Interestingly enough, the people in heaven are well fed and the people in hell go hungry - I guess that's the idea ;).
Why? (Note: It is not "they are already dead", keep thinking)
The people in hell's food is burnt...
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In both heaven and in hell, meal times have people sitting around circular tables with particular eating instruments and rules.
The rules are, they are forced to sit ten feet away from the food and must reach the food with long forks. They must hold the forks at the end at all times and must use the forks to eat with (i.e. no hands).
This is extremely difficult, and a catch is rare. Interestingly enough, the people in heaven are well fed and the people in hell go hungry - I guess that's the idea ;).
Why? (Note: It is not "they are already dead", keep thinking)
because they feed each other
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because they feed each other
That's it right there, the people in hell are starved by their own selfish greed.
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the people in Heaven share.
Correct! The ones closer will share and the ones receiving will share back to the ones giving. People in Hell are not sharers.
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What can fly, but stays in one place and is very quiet?
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What can fly, but stays in one place and is very quiet?
A Flag
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A Flag
Correct!
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What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
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What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
Your tongue or mouth
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Your tongue or mouth
nope! :)
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nope! :)
Well when my mouth is "dry" of thirst it makes my mouth "water" when I think of a cold gatorade... ;) :D
Ok...I'll have to think about it some more...lol
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What about ice or snow
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Well when my mouth is "dry" of thirst it makes my mouth "water" when I think of a cold gatorade... ;) :D
Ok...I'll have to think about it some more...lol
nope! A Towel
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Here's One:
A plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there were survivors. Explain how.
All of the SINGLE people died, but some of the MARRIED people survived.
Ahhhh......I see MastaChasa solved this one 2 pages ago.
Y'all should seriously consider renaming this thread "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader SJon?
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I must be slow on this one...'cause I still don't get it... ?/? :D
there are three words in "the english language."
Language is the third word. All the other crap about gry was to throw you off.
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What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
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Riddle A
A boy was at a show and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Riddle B
A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
A. The wait was in time, not pounds.
B. The kid stood under a glass of water
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Riddle A
A boy was at a show and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.
In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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The man handed him a piece of paper with the words Your exact weight written on it
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correct: He wrote "Your exact weight"
correct: kid stood under the glass
ARE YOU GUYS GOOGLEING THE ANSWERS????????
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ARE YOU GUYS GOOGLEING THE ANSWERS????????
That's what I was thinking. :D :D :D
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New Rule: You can not cheat by using any and all search engines. You must use your own noodles!
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What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
I am struggling with this one. Just a year? OHHHHH if i read it upside down it is 1961! I figured it out without yahooing or googleing.
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New Rule: You can not cheat by using any and all search engines. You must use your own noodles!
How do you think most people are getting the riddles? :D :D :D :D
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How do you think most people are getting the riddles? :D :D :D :D
*Quickly erases browsing history*
Whatever dost thou mean? :-[ :D
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How do you think most people are getting the riddles? :D :D :D :D
Party poop
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Party poop
?/? :o
New Rule: You can not cheat by using any and all search engines. You must use your own noodles!
^^^Uh, that's not ME instituting a new rule, now is it? :D
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?/? :o
^^^Uh, that's not ME instituting a new rule, now is it? :D
For party poopers....
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A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid
Try to figure it out with doing search engines....that is the fun part of it
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correct: He wrote "Your exact weight"
correct: kid stood under the glass
ARE YOU GUYS GOOGLEING THE ANSWERS????????
The "Your Exact Weight" riddle is similar to others I've heard. I'd heard the "Under Water" riddle a number of times. No google involved.
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A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid
Try to figure it out with doing search engines....that is the fun part of it
An egg. heard this one before.
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What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
no taker?
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no taker?
I thought Reddgirl answered it already. The date is the same forward and backward. :-\
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The "Your Exact Weight" riddle is similar to others I've heard. I'd heard the "Under Water" riddle a number of times. No google involved.
It was directed toward party pooper SJON. ;D ;D ;D I have to find some very rare ones to get you guys. Logical thinkers you all are....
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::) ::) ::) ::)
...here i was thinking i was the dumbest guy in the world for not knowing the answers.
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I thought Reddgirl answered it already. The date is the same forward and backward. :-\
Oops! Sorry, I missed here post!I am struggling with this one. Just a year? OHHHHH if i read it upside down it is 1961! I figured it out without yahooing or googleing.
that is correct!
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...here i was thinking i was the dumbest guy in the world for not knowing the answers.
No, there are other reasons for that. :D :D :D
JUST KIDDING! You left your chin out there, so I had to take a swing
Peace,
James
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No, there are other reasons for that. :D :D :D
JUST KIDDING! You left your chin out there, so I had to take a swing
Peace,
James
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
PPPPWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D :D
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What arrives one hour at a time?
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What arrives one hour at a time?
60 minutes?
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60 minutes?
nope.
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there are three words in "the english language."
Language is the third word. All the other crap about gry was to throw you off.
Almost 4 pages later...now, I get it...lol :D
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What arrives one hour at a time?
a hour
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a hour
That's what I was thinking, as well. :-\
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That's what I was thinking, as well. :-\
LOL!
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What is it that gets wetter when it dries?
what is a sponge?
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What arrives one hour at a time?
one hour?
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one hour?
nope, the future. :)
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what is a sponge?
that is a good answer, but the correct answer is a towel. :) :) :)
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What is the shortest distance between two people?
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What is the shortest distance between two people?
A hug?
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A hug?
A smile. :D
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that is a good answer, but the correct answer is a towel. :) :) :)
I don't get this answer either?
How is a towel wetter when it dries...my towels are still wet until they dry, then when they do dry, they are dry, stiff, dirty, whatever until I wash them, but they are dry...can't squeeze any water out, cause it's dry...LOL
I still think my first answer was the best answer...lol...but anyway...keepin' it moving. ;) :D ;D
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I don't get this answer either?
How is a towel wetter when it dries...my towels are still wet until they dry, then when they do dry, they are dry, stiff, dirty, whatever until I wash them, but they are dry...can't squeeze any water out, cause it's dry...LOL
I still think my first answer was the best answer...lol...but anyway...keepin' it moving. ;) :D ;D
What they mean is that the towel dries the the person, not the towel dries out
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in order for a towel to dry something up, it has to get wet. the wetter the towel, the more drying it's doing.
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What they mean is that the towel dries the the person, not the towel dries out
ooohhhh...I get this one 2 now...lol
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What is it that you cannot hold even ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
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What is it that you cannot hold even ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
A conversation?
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A conversation?
Sorry nope.
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A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible
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A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible
If the horse is fully extended on the rope and the hay is 25 ft back in the direction of whatever he's tied to, it would be 15 ft back to the point of origin, and then he could extend 15 ft the other direction, so basically he has a diameter of 30 ft to work with.
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If the horse is fully extended on the rope and the hay is 25 ft back in the direction of whatever he's tied to, it would be 15 ft back to the point of origin, and then he could extend 15 ft the other direction, so basically he has a diameter of 30 ft to work with.
I read that 5 times, and I cant make sense out of it. You gonna have draw a brotha a picture. :D
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I read that 5 times, and I cant make sense out of it. You gonna have draw a brotha a picture. :D
LOLOL... :D ;D :D ;D
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A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him. Yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible
He walks over to the hay and eats it. As long as the other end of the 15 ft rope is not tied to something else, it will drag on the ground as he gets his grub on.
Am I right?
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He walks over to the hay and eats it. As long as the other end of the 15 ft rope is not tied to something else, it will drag on the ground as he gets his grub on.
Am I right?
He walks over to the hay and eats it. As long as the other end of the 15 ft rope is not tied to something else, it will drag on the ground as he gets his grub on.
Am I right?
NO NO NO ReddGirl!!....can't you see? This is soooo easy! Anybody knows that:
The horse is no different than us. We have friends, the horse has friends. Our friends push our hay closer. The horses friend pushes his hay closer!
ReddGirl, i just don't see how you coulda miss that one! You're normally so GOOD! 8)
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What is it that you cannot hold even ten minutes, even though it is lighter than a feather?
Your breath.
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He walks over to the hay and eats it. As long as the other end of the 15 ft rope is not tied to something else, it will drag on the ground as he gets his grub on.
Am I right?
Or, someone walks the horse over to the hay while holding the rope. :)
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He walks over to the hay and eats it. As long as the other end of the 15 ft rope is not tied to something else, it will drag on the ground as he gets his grub on.
Am I right?
YES U ARE!
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SJon, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.
On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.
SJon weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.
He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.
How did he manage this?
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SJon, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.
On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.
SJon weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.
He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.
How did he manage this?
We assume SJon's weight was taken while holding the gold(it was on his person) (so SJon is 75Kilos and the Gold is 3 Kilos =78 kilos)
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Your breath.
Correct!
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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
Because black folks dont snitch to the police
We assume SJon's weight was taken while holding the gold(it was on his person) (so SJon is 75Kilos and the Gold is 3 Kilos =78 kilos)
Nope.
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Because black folks dont snitch to the police
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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SJon, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.
On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.
SJon weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.
He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.
How did he manage this?
It's an old sign (the bridge "could" hold). The bridge has been repaired/fixed strengthened.
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SJon, a party magician, is carrying three pieces of gold each piece weighing one kilogram.
On the way to a session he comes to a bridge which has a sign posted saying the bridge could hold only a maximum of 80 kilograms.
SJon weighs 78 kilograms and the gold weighs three kilograms.
He reads the sign and still safely crossed the bridge with all the gold.
How did he manage this?
He throws the coins to the other side, then runs like heck to get across the bridge because he knows that U13 is lurking about, looking for loose change.
By the way, thems some heavy coins!
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He throws the coins to the other side, then runs like heck to get acroos the bridge because he knows that U13 is lurking about, looking for loose change.
By the way, thems some heavy coins!
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
They are actors.
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They are actors.
nope
It's an old sign (the bridge "could" hold). The bridge has been repaired/fixed strengthened.
He throws the coins to the other side, then runs like heck to get across the bridge because he knows that U13 is lurking about, looking for loose change.
By the way, thems some heavy coins!
nope. Remember his occupation
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nope
nope. Remember his occupation
:-\ What, he levitated across? :-\ Or, he levitated the coins while crossing the bridge? ::)
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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
He was in disguise.
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:-\ What, he levitated across? :-\ Or, he levitated the coins while he crossing the bridge? ::)
getting closer
He was in disguise.
no
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I juggle the coins while crossing the bridge.
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I juggle the coins while crossing the bridge.
BINGO!
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A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
The man is a surgeon.
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nope
Dude, wasn't that ReddGirl's riddle? I'm sticking with my answer. They are actors.
A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so. Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
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Dude, wasn't that ReddGirl's riddle? I'm sticking with my answer. They are actors.
The man is a surgeon; the people watching are the nurse staff or other doctors in the operating room.
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Dude, wasn't that ReddGirl's riddle? I'm sticking with my answer. They are actors.
Actors dont (usually) really kill people
SJons answer could most definitley be correct, though its not the version I know.
The one I heard was that the Wife was sentenceed to death, and the husband's job was to administer the death penalty
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The man is a surgeon.
You have been watching too many lifetime movies. Nope
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Actors dont (usually) really kill people
SJons answer could most definitley be correct, though its not the version I know.
The one I heard was that the Wife was sentenceed to death, and the husband's job was to administer the death penalty
It didn't indicate whether the killing was real or virtual. It did say that a lot of people saw it. Typically executions are witnessed by a limited number of people. Surgeries by even fewer. Movies and stage plays, where a murder might be part of the plot, are viewed by millions.
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Give up?
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Give up?
So the death penalty answer is wrong?
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You have been watching too many lifetime movies. Nope
Actually, to my knowledge, this is one of, as you're suggesting, several answers to this riddle. :-\
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So the death penalty answer is wrong?
Sorry I missed part b of your sentence. Correct the killer's job is as excecutioner.
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A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
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A potato
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A potato
you got it.
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What has 3 feet, but no arms?
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What has 3 feet, but no arms?
A yard.
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A convict charged with death penalty can choose between 3 rooms: there is fire in the first one, armed killers in the second and extremely hungry lions that haven't eaten in 1 year in the third. Which one is the safest?
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A convict charged with death penalty can choose between 3 rooms: there is fire in the first one, armed killers in the second and extremely hungry lions that haven't eaten in 1 year in the third. Which one is the safest?
Answer #1: If his name is Daniel, I'm guessing the room with the hungry lions would be safest. :D
Answer #2: What does it matter which room he picks, regardless? If he's been charged with the death penalty, he's either dead or going to die anyway. :D
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A convict charged with death penalty can choose between 3 rooms: there is fire in the first one, armed killers in the second and extremely hungry lions that haven't eaten in 1 year in the third. Which one is the safest?
The room with the fire. It is iluminated by candlelight
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The room with the fire. It is iluminated by candlelight
No Sir!
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A convict charged with death penalty can choose between 3 rooms: there is fire in the first one, armed killers in the second and extremely hungry lions that haven't eaten in 1 year in the third. Which one is the safest?
The Lions, they died of starvation.
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The Lions, they died of starvation.
YOu make me sick
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YOu make me sick
Sorry? :D :D :D
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An archeologist discovers the mummified remains of two people, after carefully unwrapping them he discovers that they are Adam and Eve.......But how did he know?
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An archeologist discovers the mummified remains of two people, after carefully unwrapping them he discovers that they are Adam and Eve.......But how did he know?
They were wearing name tags? :D
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They were wearing name tags? :D
NOPE...are you truly STOMPED.... I feel so honored....
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NOPE...are you truly STOMPED.... I feel so honored....
No, I'm not truly STUMPED.
He knew they were the Adam and Eve because they didn't have any navels.
That's my time folks; don't forget to tip your wait staff. Good night LGM!!
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No, I'm not truly STUMPED.
He knew they were the Adam and Eve because they didn't have any navels.
That's my time folks; don't forget to tip your wait staff. Good night LGM!!
You were playing poker face on me. Grammar Whiz you are too much!
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I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
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I killed one fourth of mankind. Who am I?
I'm going with Cain from the Bible.... :-\.
PianoWiz...
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You got it. That was to easy. :)
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You got it. That was to easy. :)
Yeah.... :), it was a little easy.
PianoWiz...
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
A candle? A flashlight? Something like that...
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A candle? A flashlight? Something like that...
Good answers, but nope .... I also realized I worded the riddle wrong
What can you put in a wheel barrel and make it lighter?
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Air... as in the tires.
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Air... as in the tires.
nope
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Holes.
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Holes.
Correct
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why did I read this whole thread? :D :D :D
What did the five fingers say to the face??? :D
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"talk to the hand"?
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"talk to the hand"?
ROFL!
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What is 2+2*2?
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What did the five fingers say to the face??? :D
SLAP!!!!!!!
I'm Rick James.........
(http://blogs.salon.com/0003379/images/2005/04/14/RickJames.jpg)
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What is 2+2*2?
6
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What is 2+2*2?
6
?/?
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?/?
Multiplication before addition, sir.
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Multiplication before addition, sir.
Ah, PEMDAS.
That stuff really does come in handy huh? :D
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Ah, PEMDAS.
That stuff really does come in handy huh? :D
LOL! Yes it does.
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Which weighs more a pound of hymnals or a pound of bibles?
Follow up
which weighs more a pound of bibles or a pound cake?
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Which weighs more a pound of hymnals or a pound of bibles?
Follow up
which weighs more a pound of bibles or a pound cake?
all weighs the same a pound.
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all weighs the same a pound.
Correct, I think I tried to weigh my aunt's pound cake but it was too yummy so I kept eating it. LOL
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not sure if this one has been done or not
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
The end of every space
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not sure if this one has been done or not
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
The end of every space
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o122/bsemig4298/e.gif)
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not sure if this one has been done or not
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
The end of every space
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEsy
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you both got it right
(I think, I can't see pictures from photobucket but the link said e.gif so I'm assuming its an E.)