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Title: I'm an animal....
Post by: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 08:03:16 AM
KILLER!!

I felt so bad...I'm driving down the highway and this unstable groundhog couldn't decide whether he wanted to cross the street or not so I'm swerving trying to avoid hitting him and I thought I was safe because he decided to cross the street...at the last minute that brown sucker changed his mind and chose to commit suicide  instead :D :(

He ran right into the wheel, got stuck and that was the end of his life story...yuck, I was so freaked out, I almost killed myself by swerving :D



*brings very sad memories about the kitten I killed by accidentally stepping on it :'( ..I'm a murderer :'([/size
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: Fenix on May 15, 2009, 08:15:13 AM
Who cares? I don't. It was obviously his fault. Heck you don't even know what was going on in his life to make him take the plunge like that. He probably came home to find his wife with another groundhog. Or given the current recession he may not have found enough nuts to feed his family and couldn't bear the hungry stares of his children looking at him accusingly.

If i were you i would sleep well tonight.  :)
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: Tiptip357 on May 15, 2009, 08:19:16 AM
KILLER!![/[/glow]b] :(

I felt so bad...I'm driving down the highway and this unstable groundhog couldn't decide whether he wanted to cross the street or not so I'm swerving trying to avoid hitting him and I thought I was safe because he decided to cross the street...at the last minute that brown sucker changed his mind and chose to commit suicide  instead :D :(

He ran right into the wheel, got stuck and that was the end of his life story...yuck, I was so freaked out, i almost killed myself by swerving :D



*brings very sad memories about the kitten I killed by accidentally stepping on it :'( ..I'm a murderer :'(

  Hahahahahahahaha! Sis, I'm dying over here!  :D :D :D

 That has happened to me when I had to take my friend to the airport...

 It was at night...I'm driving down the highway when, out of nowhere, this raccoon jumps out in the middle of the road!!! I think me and the raccoon went  :o "Aaaah!" at the same time... :D

 Fam, when I hit it...I felt it under my seat! lol I freaked out, took the next exit and told my friend to check around the car to see if it was stuck underneath. (I was afraid that the raccoon might have decided to hang on until I got out, then jump out and attack me) lol :D

Who cares? I don't. It was obviously his fault. Heck you don't even know what was going on in his life to make him take the plunge like that. He probably came home to find his wife with another groundhog. Or given the current recession he may not have found enough nuts to feed his family and couldn't bear the hungry stares of his children looking at him accusingly.

If i were you i would sleep well tonight.  :)

 Dude.... :D :D :D :D  You iz a nut!  :D
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: rayjohnson83 on May 15, 2009, 08:26:18 AM
Who cares? I don't. It was obviously his fault. Heck you don't even know what was going on in his life to make him take the plunge like that. He probably came home to find his wife with another groundhog. Or given the current recession he may not have found enough nuts to feed his family and couldn't bear the hungry stares of his children looking at him accusingly.

If i were you i would sleep well tonight.  :)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
WHAT HE SAID!
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: LaylaMonroe on May 15, 2009, 08:27:09 AM
OMG you stepped on a kitten???  :( :o :'(  now THAT'S sad.  Bump the groundhog.  >:(

I've killed 3 animals in my lifetime (unless you count the 10 fish I killed all at once... tragic mistake).  Monday night, coming home from this church my pastor had to preach at in the middle of the country (and I mean the DEEEEEEEP deep country), I made eye contact with a possum right before hitting him. I screamed so loud I woke everyone in the car up and put them in a panic. I was no more good after that.  I felt so bad.

Then, when we got back to our church, I found out that my pastor (who was driving in front of us) hit him first.  So, I didn't really kill him, I helped take him out of his misery.  ;D

(Oh and I finally got to see a LIVE armadillo!!  I've been seeing dead ones all over Alabama, but had never seen a live one).
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 08:42:07 AM
I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.



Now, deer, on the other hand...... :o :D
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 08:44:02 AM
OMG you stepped on a kitten???  :( :o :'(  now THAT'S sad.  Bump the groundhog.  >:(

I've killed 3 animals in my lifetime (unless you count the 10 fish I killed all at once... tragic mistake).  Monday night, coming home from this church my pastor had to preach at in the middle of the country (and I mean the DEEEEEEEP deep country), I made eye contact with a possum right before hitting him. I screamed so loud I woke everyone in the car up and put them in a panic. I was no more good after that.  I felt so bad.

Then, when we got back to our church, I found out that my pastor (who was driving in front of us) hit him first.  So, I didn't really kill him, I helped take him out of his misery.  ;D

(Oh and I finally got to see a LIVE armadillo!!  I've been seeing dead ones all over Alabama, but had never seen a live one).


Gross an armadillo! yuck they are sooo ugly..and don't they smell? 

Yes Rue, I stepped on a kitten by losing my balance :( :'(   and mind you I was barefoot..yuck. I sat in total darkness the entire day. The saddest day of my life :'(

I feel this way because I am an animal freak! I love animals so if I hurt or kill one, I'm repenting, asking for forgiveness...


BTW Fenix, you are a nut :D :D  one funny dude!
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: LaylaMonroe on May 15, 2009, 08:51:12 AM
Gross and armadillo! yuck they are sooo ugly..and don't they smell? 

Yes Rue, I stepped on a kitten by losing my balance :( :'(   and mind you I was barefoot..yuck. I sat in total darkness the entire day. The saddest day of my life :'(

I feel this way because I am an animal freak! I love animals so if I hurt or kill one, I'm repenting, asking for forgiveness...


BTW Fenix, you are a nut :D :D  one funny dude!

Armadillos ARE pretty ugly, but I don't know if they have an odor.  I've just been fascinated by them because they're so common in Alabama, but I'd never seen one in my life prior to the last month or so.  We don't have them in NY or in ATL.

I don't know who to feel worse for: you or the kitten. What a sad story.


I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.



Now, deer, on the other hand...... :o :D

I've been really blessed.  Every time I get on the road, part of my prayer is that the Lord will keep wildlife on the sides where I can see them and out of the roads so I don't come into contact with them.  He always answers that prayer when it comes to deer.

HOWEVER, I guess He doesn't think it applies to black bears.  I've had my share of interaction with those.   I don't swerve. I stop, reverse, make a u-turn, and find another route. LOL  :D :D :D
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 08:54:05 AM
I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.



Now, deer, on the other hand...... :o :D

so ruthless >:(.. :D
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 08:56:37 AM
so ruthless >:(.. :D

Thank you.  :)


Uh, Black bears, really?  :o :-\
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: Fenix on May 15, 2009, 08:56:40 AM
I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle.

My n-i-n-j-a...
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: joshuag on May 15, 2009, 08:57:37 AM
animal freak, ummmm (joshua leave that alone, ok)


you should have hit the gas.... I hit a bird or two and a bird while i was on the highway came down and hit my car needless to say my car won...
 ::)

Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: Jmanley1116 on May 15, 2009, 08:58:42 AM

I agree with SJon...I am never swerving for an animal with a death wish.  If it's in the middle of the street it is going to get hit...period.  I have never had an encounter with a deer, thank God, even though there is a heavy population of them where I live.

Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: LaylaMonroe on May 15, 2009, 09:02:40 AM
Yeah, black bears are pretty common in upper Westchester, where I used to live.  I've actually seen more of them than deer (back home, I mean).  The media used to always say they're not really dangerous, but that doesn't make sense to me.  You swerve to avoid one, you end up in the woods, a ditch, or in the path of another car.  If you hit one, it'd be like hitting another vehicle and that's pretty dangerous.  If you make bodily contact with one, it could probably eat you for snack. That's pretty dangerous.  :-\
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 09:23:48 AM
animal freak, ummmm (joshua leave that alone, ok)


you should have hit the gas.... I hit a bird or two and a bird while i was on the highway came down and hit my car needless to say my car won...
 ::)



Uhhh yeah Joshua...don't try to go there ::) :D

I almost tear up when I see roadkill...yea, yea I know I'm a basketcase ;D
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: hardheaded on May 15, 2009, 11:11:06 AM
i was on a 4 wheeler and swerved to miss a dog....never again I flipped, the 4 wheeler flipped, i even think the dog flipped i was doing about 45 so now im like Jmanley and Sjon if its in da road its road kill, I know some people that will scrap it up and make gumbo (that wasnt a joke either i know some pretty nasty country backwoods Louisiana folk)
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: blessedwoman on May 15, 2009, 11:12:55 AM
i was on a 4 wheeler and swerved to miss a dog....never again I flipped, the 4 wheeler flipped, i even think the dog flipped i was doing about 45 so now im like Jmanley and Sjon if its in da road its road kill, I know some people that will scrap it up and make gumbo (that wasnt a joke either i know some pretty nasty country backwoods Louisiana folk)

roadkill for dinner....sounds pretty disgusting
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: hardheaded on May 15, 2009, 11:19:44 AM
roadkill for dinner....sounds pretty disgusting
and they wonder why i wont eat at there house  >:(
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: Fingers! on May 15, 2009, 01:35:24 PM
I NEVER swerve out of the way of small animals, anymore. It ain't worth the hassle to my sanity or my vehicle...

Or other drivers.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 01:58:59 PM
Or other drivers.

Oh yea, them too.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sistagurl on May 15, 2009, 04:11:51 PM
I almost had an accident once trying to swerve and miss a squirrel. After that if an animal struts out in front of me, I grip the wheel and hope he makes it. It's either them or me. And if I can help it, it ain't gone be me.. :D
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: BigFoot_BigThumb on May 15, 2009, 04:16:36 PM
I once ran over an Opossum, and two separate rabbits the same night within a span of 5-minutes in my car.  At first i felt bad, but then I realized that those animals were stupid for running out in front of my ride and my conscience was cleared. 

And I can't tell you how many times as a truck driver I've had deer run out in front of me in the middle of the night.  Fortunately, I've never hit one of those but I've literally missed a couple by mere inches.  If it's up to me to make the choice between taking out Bambi and trying to swerve with a 40,000+lb load.  Guess which one I'm gonna do?

Don't feel bad.  You should have put him in a bag and had somebody make you a funky-fresh Sunday church hat.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sistagurl on May 15, 2009, 04:26:36 PM
I once ran over an Opossum, and two separate rabbits the same night within a span of 5-minutes in my car.  At first i felt bad, but then I realized that those animals were stupid for running out in front of my ride and my conscience was cleared. 

And I can't tell you how many times as a truck driver I've had deer run out in front of me in the middle of the night.  Fortunately, I've never hit one of those but I've literally missed a couple by mere inches.  If it's up to me to make the choice between taking out Bambi and trying to swerve with a 40,000+lb load.  Guess which one I'm gonna do?

Don't feel bad.  You should have put him in a bag and had somebody make you a funky-fresh Sunday church hat.

Deer get much respect around here. I've seen people run off in a ditch before they hit a deer, lol. Deer just stand in the road like, "you better go around"... LOL.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: BigFoot_BigThumb on May 15, 2009, 05:02:58 PM
Deer get much respect around here. I've seen people run off in a ditch before they hit a deer, lol. Deer just stand in the road like, "you better go around"... LOL.

I see.  They let them live so somebody can shoot 'em later.  I remember going through Raleigh-Durham once and traffic came to a standstill because a deer was running around in the middle of 6 lanes of traffic.  Almost caused a bunch of wrecks.  That joker ran across 12 lanes of traffic to the other side. 
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sjonathan02 on May 15, 2009, 06:48:58 PM
Deer get much respect around here. I've seen people run off in a ditch before they hit a deer, lol. Deer just stand in the road like, "you better go around"... LOL.

That's because deer can jack up a car or SUV. A deer will get MUCH respect from me......



































....but I'll mow his tail down if it'll prevent an accident with another vehicle. *shrugs*
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: under13 on May 15, 2009, 07:02:06 PM
I usually swerve to avoid hitting an animal. Even a small animal can ruin your bumper, and I will slow down to avoid hitting low flying birds..

If there are a lot of dear in your area, there is a device that you can attach to your car that will keep deer away.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: sistagurl on May 16, 2009, 12:13:40 AM
That's because deer can jack up a car or SUV. A deer will get MUCH respect from me......







That's it..lol.
People love to hunt them but they will total your vehicle and possibly you too, lol.
I've heard people say they hit a deer and total their vehicle and the deer got up and ran off.
A friend of mine hit a young deer and it tore up the side of her car. She said the deer ran off to
the woods. If she had a gun she would have shot that mug, LOL :D.



























....but I'll mow his tail down if it'll prevent an accident with another vehicle. *shrugs*
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: BigMike07 on May 17, 2009, 05:56:46 PM
KILLER!!

I felt so bad...I'm driving down the highway and this unstable groundhog couldn't decide whether he wanted to cross the street or not so I'm swerving trying to avoid hitting him and I thought I was safe because he decided to cross the street...at the last minute that brown sucker changed his mind and chose to commit suicide  instead :D :(

He ran right into the wheel, got stuck and that was the end of his life story...yuck, I was so freaked out, I almost killed myself by swerving :D



*brings very sad memories about the kitten I killed by accidentally stepping on it :'( ..I'm a murderer :'([/size

that was funny!
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: NJTheBishopAnderson on May 18, 2009, 10:41:28 AM
Yeah, black bears are pretty common in upper Westchester, where I used to live.  I've actually seen more of them than deer (back home, I mean).  The media used to always say they're not really dangerous, but that doesn't make sense to me.  You swerve to avoid one, you end up in the woods, a ditch, or in the path of another car.  If you hit one, it'd be like hitting another vehicle and that's pretty dangerous.  If you make bodily contact with one, it could probably eat you for snack. That's pretty dangerous.  :-\


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Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: NJTheBishopAnderson on May 18, 2009, 10:59:26 AM
And I can't tell you how many times as a truck driver I've had deer run out in front of me in the middle of the night.  Fortunately, I've never hit one of those but I've literally missed a couple by mere inches.  If it's up to me to make the choice between taking out Bambi and trying to swerve with a 40,000+lb load.  Guess which one I'm gonna do?

Don't feel bad.  You should have put him in a bag and had somebody make you a funky-fresh Sunday church hat.

You talking right BFBT!! Once was carrying a load to York, PA headed up I-83 outta B-More about 2-3 in the morning.  Another truck and I was just crusin along pushing it when all of a sudden about 7 or 8 deer come jumping 'cross the median. Well, sad to say only one made it to the other side... first truck hit 'bout two and I mince meat the rest of 'em.  One rolled under my rear tandem and snatched my air lines loose which immediately locked up my trailer brakes and I smoked up that interstate like the mosquito man.  When the Maryland troopers finally showed up, they said it looked like a slaughter house back up the road.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: nessalynn77 on May 18, 2009, 02:41:19 PM
My first kill was a white cat in the middle of the road near my house.  It really traumatized me.  The second was a skunk on I-15, it made me mad... for months.

Yeah, but I don't mess with deer, hittin' those things in a car can kill you.
Title: Re: I'm an animal....
Post by: BigFoot_BigThumb on May 18, 2009, 05:04:45 PM

You talking right BFBT!! Once was carrying a load to York, PA headed up I-83 outta B-More about 2-3 in the morning.  Another truck and I was just crusin along pushing it when all of a sudden about 7 or 8 deer come jumping 'cross the median. Well, sad to say only one made it to the other side... first truck hit 'bout two and I mince meat the rest of 'em.  One rolled under my rear tandem and snatched my air lines loose which immediately locked up my trailer brakes and I smoked up that interstate like the mosquito man.  When the Maryland troopers finally showed up, they said it looked like a slaughter house back up the road.


I've ran over some aftermath. but fortunately nothing ever got caught in my tandems or on my dollies.  I've even had a couple of birds get caught on my wind deflector.  I had to really work to get one out because he got wedged in between the gap on a day cab I was driving.  The feathers were hanging down right over the door and I could see them flowing in the wind while I drove.  But I'll take a bird over a deer anyday.


UGH!!!!!!